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I am still on he fence. I could be that SH's misery memoirs only just came back to her after being triggered, or she is noticing the skepism and is upping the ante.

It is the wildly varying degrees or literacy and comprehension that make me doubt, especially in her replies that she may have forgotten to dumb down.
It’s the fluctuating English that persuaded me she’s real. I often find that people with poor language skills know all the rules, but don’t know when to apply them so just throw them in randomly.
 
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A serious one i was following and quite concerned as the OP sounded at her lowest. Long thread followed on 5th July with actually loads of lovely people advising that her husband, who had told her they were now in an open marriage, was gaslighting and financially abusing her. To get a solicitor and start making plans to separate. All of this being ignored by OP who continued to say she didn't want his money and she hated solicitors....

So many folk genuinely concerned at how low she seemed and unable to get her head round it at all. One day later she's posted "well I've done it I've walked out...." apparently she's in a rented flat with her youngest son?

Just...not 24 hours ago she couldn't lift her head and answered each post that she wanted to disappear (trigger)....and now she's organised a flat, told her husband she was leaving and organised to take her youngest son. Jeez I'm getting so hard hearted aren't I? If it's true it's absolutely horrendous for her but...hmmm.
 
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A serious one i was following and quite concerned as the OP sounded at her lowest. Long thread followed on 5th July with actually loads of lovely people advising that her husband, who had told her they were now in an open marriage, was gaslighting and financially abusing her. To get a solicitor and start making plans to separate. All of this being ignored by OP who continued to say she didn't want his money and she hated solicitors....

So many folk genuinely concerned at how low she seemed and unable to get her head round it at all. One day later she's posted "well I've done it I've walked out...." apparently she's in a rented flat with her youngest son?

Just...not 24 hours ago she couldn't lift her head and answered each post that she wanted to disappear (trigger)....and now she's organised a flat, told her husband she was leaving and organised to take her youngest son. Jeez I'm getting so hard hearted aren't I? If it's true it's absolutely horrendous for her but...hmmm.
Yeh you’re a wicked person. Everyone knows it’s super-easy to find a rental right now. 24hrs to view, get the keys and move in sounds totally legit.
 
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Indeed!
I was just coming here with this.
Does it count as chemical warfare in the battle of the sexes?
Although someone pointed out that: It wasn't necessarily a targeted attack.
I've seen a few articles about this happening. A police officer did it to his colleague, I can't remember what happened and I'm the comments a man said he did it to his colleague for weeks because she was promoted but she didn't complain she just left, so it is a 'thing' 🤮
 
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I've seen a few articles about this happening. A police officer did it to his colleague, I can't remember what happened and I'm the comments a man said he did it to his colleague for weeks because she was promoted but she didn't complain she just left, so it is a 'thing' 🤮

Wait, they can fart at will in a controlled manner?

And they've never applied to be on Britain's Got Talent?
 
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Wait, they can fart at will in a controlled manner?

And they've never applied to be on Britain's Got Talent?
I once worked with a woman who could fart to " I Vow to thee; my Country..."
She told me later that it took some doing 😎😎


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‘Very long, very loud’ must be the new ‘very demure, very mindful’

ETA ‘it sounded very forced’ 😭😭😭
 
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Anyone read the bikini/work do thread in AIBU? total balls. And FTR, I dont want to see anyone's a cheeks without my full consent!
 
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I’m on a TUI all inclusive with Mr Plops and the late teen son. They appear to currently be able to fart at will. I should rent them out as weapons of spite
 
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What the what now?
I hope she never comes to my yoga class if shes offended by long loud farts, although we are an equal opportunity class with farters of both sexes. Apart from Jim who seems to have a steel sphincter and never lets rip in childs pose like the rest of us.
 
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Anyone starting a fart war with me would live to regret it.
 
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