While you sit down with a beer and some chips...That’s hilarious! Fair enough if their kids were toddlers/young children but taking a 14yr old and a 16 yr old, you don’t need fking tipsjust grab a site map and let the kids go on whatever ride they want to.
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Anyone seen the one where the OP’s entire holiday is now “tainted” because her DH put their suitcase on their bed when they got home?
Why did she eventually get banned? She seemed untouchable, despite her rudeness.I strongly suspect that thread was started by Bluntness via a new account as an ego-boosting exercise, with the optimistic hope of using it as leverage to get un-banned
It was probably a Mumsnet employee who left for a ne job
Today’s post of “things that didn’t actually happen”..
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Cherchez La Femme.
So this MN poster wrangled an afternoon nap, AND her mother-in-law is coming to take care of the kids tomorrow? Now that's what I call a result! Cheers!
This is definitely true and is absolutely not made up.
They can think themselves superior to Tattle all they like but at least this site doesn't allow made up tit purely to increase site engagement. Also how bleeping thick are the people on there that they believe this nonsense?!
They can think themselves superior to Tattle all they like but at least this site doesn't allow made up tit purely to increase site engagement. Also how bleeping thick are the people on there that they believe this nonsense?!
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I was just coming on to mention this stupid fake thread! You can always tell a fake when there’s some random detail added with not much context such as hissing, screaming etc.
These trolls are so weird, who has the time to come up with this tit?
I think that’s someone trying to recreate the interminable ‘rainy puddles’ batshit neighbour saga. A very lame attempt.
The same happened to me, I still get flooded with spam from them in my Emails though.
I love playing spot the made up thread on there, and the most amusing thing is that they all seem to lap it up. I mean how can they not tell they’re made up? Its bloody obvious most of the time.
Me too!The same happened to me, I still get flooded with spam from them in my Emails though.
"DH" - doesn't sound very "dear" to me 
If I were a Mumsnet troll I'd post a made up thread like this but referring entirely to "him indoors" the whole time
If I were a Mumsnet troll I'd post a made up thread like this but referring entirely to "him indoors" the whole time
Has anyone else read the thread about someone’s DD being tracked by an air tag. People are suggesting it’s in a CD case, someone in their early 20s probs has no idea what a CD case is
Is it compulsary to say DH or DC etc. ?"DH" - doesn't sound very "dear" to me
If I were a Mumsnet troll I'd post a made up thread like this but referring entirely to "him indoors" the whole time
Is it new or has it been pulled as I can't find it.Has anyone else read the thread about someone’s DD being tracked by an air tag. People are suggesting it’s in a CD case, someone in their early 20s probs has no idea what a CD case is
Found one about DH peeing all over the kitchen floor - should she leave him ?
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It's so annoying when they pull threads! I got a bit invested in one about an anonymous letter the other day, I was still reading at 4am, when the poster was up & waiting for her "DH" to come back from night shift to tell him she knew abouthis affair & she had him a bag packed & stuff... I woke up at 8 dying to find out what had happened (I've got covid - leave me alone) & the whole thread was gone!!!Is it compulsary to say DH or DC etc. ?
Is it new or has it been pulled as I can't find it.
Found one about DH peeing all over the kitchen floor - should she leave him ?
Not gonna lie I can't stop thinking about it.
I love the reply that asked the important question: "Did he wet himself or just got his gob out and peed on the floor?"
Yes. Yes it is
my favourite is when they are completely slating their husband but still calling him DH
A few choice quotes from the kitchen peeing thread:
"I don't think I would ever want that drunk-kitchen-pissing appendage near me ever again, so may as well leave" - Why not go the whole hog and recommend prison? Or full Bobbit-style mutilation? That appendage has committed a crime that must not be forgiven
"Well I didn't get rid of the dog when she tit on my landing carpet." - That's, uh, reassuring?
"Love all the posts proudly declaring they've never pissed themselves Well done ladies"
"I would laugh it off. Cleaning up the pee will be good practice for when you are both older."
"It’s not a very sexy thing to do, is it." - Does marriage oblige you to be "sexy" all the time? I'm getting married in August ...
"I don't think I would ever want that drunk-kitchen-pissing appendage near me ever again, so may as well leave" - Why not go the whole hog and recommend prison? Or full Bobbit-style mutilation? That appendage has committed a crime that must not be forgiven
"Well I didn't get rid of the dog when she tit on my landing carpet." - That's, uh, reassuring?
"Love all the posts proudly declaring they've never pissed themselves
Well done ladies""I would laugh it off. Cleaning up the pee will be good practice for when you are both older."
"It’s not a very sexy thing to do, is it." - Does marriage oblige you to be "sexy" all the time? I'm getting married in August ...
8 pages in and I still can't picture this....
If my neighbour told me not to open my own window I'd tell them to duck off, and I'm a quiet person who hates confrontation!
If my neighbour told me not to open my own window I'd tell them to duck off, and I'm a quiet person who hates confrontation!
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