I think the eating threads is a bit like the money threads, people projecting their wishes.
Anytime someone says they have a lettuce for lunch i just imagine a reallyyyyy large person who probably eats everything in sight and they are just projecting their own wishes on how they would be eating.
Anytime someone says they have a lettuce for lunch i just imagine a reallyyyyy large person who probably eats everything in sight and they are just projecting their own wishes on how they would be eating.