I have considered just moving in, paying my £X for the "all you can eat", and then refusing to leave for the rest of my life. NOWHERE does it say on the menu that it's "All you can eat within 2 hours" or anything like that. If they want to restrict it to a single ear, they should be more specific.
To get it above six inches you make a wigwam of breadsticks around the bowl and build the salad within it...
I hope there’s room for my Gordon and Tonique (and please remember to pronounce her name correctly. It’s written “Tonique” but it’s pronounced “Annabelle”. I’m sobbing and shaking that people pronounce it wrongly all the time).
At least it’s carb-free, as referenced up thread. Carb-infested semen would have her locking the chastity belt and throwing out the key.
I got irritated by that one. Usual anti-American nonsense.
There'll be riots in Spain, Portugal, Italy etc. when they realise window shutters have been outlawed by MN Hive Mind.
A lot of the houses on our estate have size French shutters and size American windows.
Too many Queen Bees, that's why.
I thought his message to Marianne (read out at her funeral) was really sweet.
Christ!
Oh they know. But because they subsist on one lettuce leaf a month and are therefore as miserable as bleeping sin they don’t want anyone else to enjoy themselves either. I mean, what sort of sick weirdo serves party food at a kids party?
