Well done to @sistersofpercy for this cracker of a thread title. Have a woolly hug and flowers
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Recap - theyāre still bleeping nuts.
First reply nails it
That's their new favourite thing to say isn't it?
That's their new favourite thing to say isn't it?
The thread about McDonald's not being too bad is quite refreshing. Inevitably there are people who think it literally isn't food (it literally is) and cough like a canary whenever they pass one, but most people seem to be in agreement that while it's never going to be a "healthy" option, it's really not as bad as a lot of other stuff that doesn't get demonised anywhere near as much.
I prepared a speech..
Iād like to thank dd dh ds dd da du dctr and any d Iāve forgotten.
So honoured
Iād like to thank dd dh ds dd da du dctr and any d Iāve forgotten.
So honoured
Iād like to thank dd dh ds dd da du dctr and any d Iāve forgotten
D doo doo doo and D dah dah dah?
D doo doo doo and D dah dah dah?
Just saw a mumsnetter call nudes āmucky picsā 
they can make literally anything sound awful with their pearl clutching tweeness. Mucky pics ! duck off!!!!
they can make literally anything sound awful with their pearl clutching tweeness. Mucky pics ! duck off!!!!How very 70s. In fact mucky is a very 70s word in general. Mucky pics, mucky mags.Just saw a mumsnetter call nudes āmucky picsā
Dr Magnus Pyke went on tv years ago, and talked about fast food hamburgers. He said its all food to the digestive system, vitamins, minerals , protein, carbs. etc. The only problem he had with fast food was that it's full of sugar and salt and carbs etc and people eat too much of it. Eating it now and then wouldn't cause any issues. ' Everything but in strict moderation ' was his by-word. A bottle of wine ( that most MNers imbibe by the gallon) has about 3 tablespoons of sugar in it...........
I think a lot of them are indeed very young.
Iām very jealous Serena - I too want to be back in TUIās arms. None of that rustic self-drive gite shite. Gimme maid service and a buffet and let me be pissed on a plane.
And that 70s film "The Mucky Movie".
Oh no, my memory...
It was "The Muppet Movie"
<runs off to tune of Yakety Sax, clutching a tray of two scoops of ice-cream topped with glace cherries, dating self horribly
>Iām also currently on a tui holiday and itās bloody fantastic. Coach from the airport, pool, lovely buffet, parade of hot Italian waiters bringing me drinks. Whatās not to like.
@Lazarus i couldnāt reply on the other thread before it was closed, but Iām a few years older than you (think an even number between 49 and 51) and have been having full Brazilian all off back and front (Iāve never heard of it called a Hollywood before - thatās interesting), every five weeks since I was mid-20s and itās only the last two sessions where I and the waxer have noticed that the regrowth is considerably finer and easier. Youāre almost there!
Has Babs been evicted from the allotment yet???
If you're a size 12 or 14 and 5ft9 or 5ft10, what do you weigh?
Obviously OP is getting responses from people who are 5ft3 and 5ft5 who just had to come on and say how little they weigh
Obviously OP is getting responses from people who are 5ft3 and 5ft5 who just had to come on and say how little they weigh
Iām 6ā and a flabby 7 stone. Just canāt shift this bulk. 
I recommend joining BIWIās boot camp. Then you too can lose 4lb in 10 years.Iām 6ā and a flabby 7 stone. Just canāt shift this bulk.
my now hazy memories of metabolic chemistry at uni basically boil down to glucose = energy.
doesnāt matter what you eat, your basic fuel is glucose. Itās all broken down to that one molecule.
All this tit about insulin and blood sugar spikes and oh no! Carbs! Is crap because your Mac Donaldās is broken down to glucose and used as energy in the same way your home made hand cooked offerings are.
obviously the āhealthā angle lies in the inclusion of proteins and fats, vitamins/minerals, salt etc for other functions and repair. But your energy source is glucose.
your brain in particular burns through glucose, maybe thatās why all the low carbers seem hard of thinking.
from a weight point of view each individual needs to tweak their energy in/out if they donāt want to gain. How they do it again is irrelevant. Whether itās one Big Mac a day or 1500 cals hand knitted by fairies.
maybe I should start a one Big Mac a day weight loss diet. I could write a book and mcds would sponsor me.
again from my hazy recollections I always remember burning ketones as fuel was bad, usually found in diabetics in a ketoacidotic crisis. So when the theory behind no carb and keto is to deprive yourself of glucose to the extent you start burning ketones as fuel, that does not compute.
I actually used to know someone who lost about seven stones on exactly that diet. What his arteries are like now Iām not sure, but it definitely worked in terms of weight loss.
This guy eats two big macs a day and has made it to 70, what a life, I hate deciding what to cook everyday, he's found a loophole!
www.theguardian.com
US man extends record for most Big Macs eaten in a lifetime to over 34,000
Don Gorske, 70, becomes one of Guinness World Recordsā longest-running holders with intake of two McDonaldās burgers a day
www.theguardian.com
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