Mumsnet #34 beep beep witches!

[Samf2020]

Going back to something you can never drink again. For me its Ritz I would vomit if I even saw a picture of it.
Didnt put me off booze though as Im currently knocking back a bottle of cava because Im classy as fuck.

 

[Hollaaa]

Where's the best place to get this??

I'd love to know before I get there on Friday! The chippy from my childhood is long gone now Also looking for kebab recommendations in town for Friday night if anyone can oblige.

 

[lachimolala]

The I want to know the nieces condition thread is so bloody entitled and ableist

I don’t think it’s real.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

What’s wake boarding? Is it paddle boarding for poshos?

You're pulled by a boat like water skiing but on a board.

 

[holasun]

Ooh I quite like Dickies clothes

 

[Miss Begotten]

What's PBF please?

Precious first born I think.

 

[Flossiebo]

Where did you post the glorious wonder @NoddyFromToytown i really want to gawk at the lunacy!

Yum yum
Aibu

 

[TenerifeTigger]

I knew a chyvonne and a lorrae.

 

[sosticky]

Which thread?
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Erm...no.
Besides, I want to know what the coroner will say when he's presented with a dead heffalump who's clutching a half eaten mars bar in one hand and a creme egg in the other.

What do you want to rant about today.

 

[lachimolala]

Hiring A Nanny. It’s in Child Care.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I'm in Manchester this weekend, my go-to was always pudding and chips in a tray with gravy, I might have to head back down memory lane.

Where's the best place to get this??

 

[Audaciter]

FWIW, I although a parmo was a bastardised chicken parmigiana…
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Yum yum
Aibu

Ta v much!

 

[ShowingMyMinkyOnIG]

ProstituteHair having a totally irrelevant brag on S&BView attachment 2806247


and ND coming over all holier than thou on the frumpy thread despite having spent YEARS slagging off women for wearing trainers/jeans/the Dancing Leopard shirt dressView attachment 2806249

Bloody hell, what thread is that on (the ProssieHair one)?

 

[lachimolala]

What confuses me is I lived in Middlesbrough for 15 years. All the way through secondary, 6th form, and my uni years.

I had never heard of a fucking parmo. Everyone going on about it like some sort of institution. But all those nights at the Madison, Centrefolds, blaises, and not once did we have a parmo on the way home. KFC and the chippy on Linthorpe Road, yes, parmo? Never heard of it.

Either I have dementia, which is highly likely, I am over 50 after all, or bloody parmo’s weren’t a thing 30 years ago.

Actually more likely Middlesbrough has collective dementia and I am completely sane.

Soon as I saw the word parmo I knew it was a northern person. Was a huge thing in Hartlepool and we still make them now we’ve moved away from there.

 

[Audaciter]

Just for you @Audaciter with love

Thank you @Serene Serena how kind and thoughtful!

 

[GBNI]

The poo troll is back! (Or, it could actually be for real as runner’s stomach is a thing lol)

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

I don't entirely believe all the people pretending not to recognise donner meat! I had a lovely kebab last night and could eat it again for lunch, but alas I am not a mumsnetter who could make it last all week and ate the lot at the time

Truly I didn’t recognise it. I’m not denying I’ve ever eaten a kebab though. I can eat fast food with the best of ‘em.

 

[Technobiff]

I don’t mind it being on there- it’s my first name but I didn’t email them with a real surname encase his brother really did own the company like he said! Xx

Can you remember the tiktok vid name? or link the tiktok vid?

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Did anyone see the thread about the friend who invested in her mates company & the business has really took off. But the friend has 20% of the business & the mate only wants to give her back her initial funding. The mate has a big SM following apparently. They were loving the drama

Ooooh, sounds juicy. What’s the title?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Jesus Christ, someone’s started a thread asking if the king is dead. Apparently, she couldn’t see another thread on it, probably because no-one else has read the crackpot TikTok account she got the ‘news’ from. It’s very unseemly how desperate they all are to be the first person to post about a royal being dead.

It’s because Russia announced to everyone he’d died! not that I’m defending a MNer you understand but theyre not totally batshit on this occasion