MummyJuggler #1 Finally her first thread!

[Monkeybrains]

I think for me the thing that irritates is that she never once recognises how privileged she is. Not everyone can go to a £8/9 exercise class 4 x per week, weekly personally trainer, fitness coach rob swaine likely £100/month minimum. She doesn’t work a 9-5, can just build a gym in her home, she has the luxury of time and cash! I absolutely do not begrudge that, but don’t make out ‘if I can do it you can’ - because it’s much harder if you don’t have that privilege!

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

These two in Ibiza is giving Eddie & Patsy vibes from Absolutely Fabulous…..

 

[SunsetGazebo]

It’s been asked for loads on the mum and mic thread…. So I’ve made it so

 

[Missymoo92]

Bloody hell, the gazing at herself into the camera, looking away then looking back at herself has been even more insufferable recently!
Constantly flicking her hair back and pulling her leggings up
She such a narcissist

 

[MissTeddy]

I think those bikinis that show your whole bum are just a no-go for anyone over the age of 25.
that said I wouldn't really want my daughter wearing one - i might sound super old fashioned but they are just vulgar!!! Not classy at all.

 

[Missymoo92]

Other than being thin, what actually is she?!

A narcissist twat?

P.S. - hurrah for finally having a thread for me it's the eye fucking, hair tucking behind the ears constantly and adjusting her leggings every 2 fucking seconds in her stories

 

[Bobcat]

What’s the PR for? The hotel? Or what?

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Another free holiday, with her family this time. I expect her husband will be looking after the kids whilst she runs, eats avocados and poses in front of the mirror

 

[Hammy33]

And now she’s booked another trip - for some gym thing. She’s going to be insufferable. Truly think she promotes disordered eating. That bikini looked dreadful on her. Such a try-hard narcissistic melt.

 

[MissTeddy]

Oh god I’ve just seen them
they are positively gynaecological.
Grim.

 

[Eastspendy]

The Ibiza content is beyond cringey. The biggest clichès going. Two try hards at a pool party.

 

[Bobcat]

Only seen her on mum and a mic stories. Well done for losing weight but is that her main thing- she’s thin now? Does she offer anything else?

 

[Eastspendy]

I’ll step in… thank you for making this thread happen

 

[Bubbles147]

That bikini. One false move and it'll be straight up her flaps. Awful.

 

[Hammy33]

Always always panning camera down to show her tummy - she is appalling. How does she not realise how she comes across?!! It’s laughable. She’s not all that either…. Well done on weight loss but give up on the eye-fucking. Please.

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Did she take ozempic/wegovy as part of her transformation? It's so hard to lose weight just by diet and exercise, especially with the radical lifestyle overhaul that she appears to have gone through. She's gone from a plumpish mum (absolutely nothing wrong with that) to some kind of musclewoman in less than a year.
I don't care if people take weight loss drugs, whatever works for you, but I do care about deception. If she's saying that she did all this just with diet and exercise, and that's not true, then it's so misleading.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Could she not find any smaller bikini bottoms

 

[MissTeddy]

She looks more like 8 stone to me.
I know muscle weighs more but she’s extremely skinny but not in an attractive way.

 

[sobermolly]

I used to quite enjoy her workouts…I have some boring practical questions though which don’t make sense to me.

shes 5 foot 10 and says she’s lost 6 stone. (84 pounds)

firstly she didn’t look like she had six stone to lose in the beginning.

Also I’m 5 foot 9; so almost the same height; I weigh 9.5 stone yet don’t look anywhere near as thin as she does.

I feel like there’s something off about how much she says she’s lost and how much she weighs now? Maybe I’m overthinking it.

 

[Eastspendy]

Hanging out with Wayne Linekar, showing off their flaps and getting shitfaced - classsyyy ladies

I am thinking the PR peeps didn’t want this vibe from the greedy, attention seeking freeloaders…