MrshHayward

[Mmmmmm]

I’m all for having a good time but my god she seems to leave them kids a lot although if I had been drinking like she has all weekend I’d be in a hospital bed

Lorna is nothing else but an alcoholic so she can handle days and days of binge drinking without too much problems...

To be fair, think her and her husband are having some sort of epic mid life crisis. She looks wasted in those photos. I’m the same age and would be embarrassed to post those photos and I mean I like to have fun but they are tragic

Yes 100% agree with this. They are tragic. A car crash waiting to happen, the whole thing will be shared on the gram obviously...

Also she has put on A LOT of weight lately hasn't she??!? Maybe swap all your cheap pale rosé for smoothies Lorna

 

[teddy19]

Lorna is nothing else but an alcoholic so she can handle days and days of binge drinking without too much problems...



Yes 100% agree with this. They are tragic. A car crash waiting to happen, the whole thing will be shared on the gram obviously...

Also she has put on A LOT of weight lately hasn't she??!? Maybe swap all your cheap pale rosé for smoothies Lorna

Recon her and Jamie like a bit of the ??

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Recon her and Jamie like a bit of the ??

Definitely!

 

[Kkk123]

I really feel sorry for Jamie. I think he will break at some point.

 

[Serious_Susan]

I feel like their trips away together are all her desperate attempts to patch things over. Didn’t she post about having to find him the other day? Looks like he needed some space

 

[Jumpindesia]

She leaves her kids so much !

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Looks like Lorna has been reading what people think

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Looks like Lorna has been reading what people think

I’m not sure anyone is impressed by her…
Well, maybe her ability to put back 20 bottles of pale rose wine a week.
Get off your high horse Lorna! Wonder what drinking activities are planned this weekend? Hope Mumbo and Poppa are back from their holiday to look after the kids.

 

[Cjh78]

I’m not sure anyone is impressed by her…
Well, maybe her ability to put back 20 bottles of pale rose wine a week.
Get off your high horse Lorna! Wonder what drinking activities are planned this weekend? Hope Mumbo and Poppa are back from their holiday to look after the kids.

Poor Lorna and Jamie must be due a break soon, they haven’t ditched their kids for at least 3 days!

 

[skronkywildcat]

She needs to put #Ad on all gifted item posts and stories not just “gift” and she knows it. Why not just do it? Have sent screenshots to ASA anyway so hopefully they will have a word - it is far from the first time.

 

[Meyouthem]

Her every move….. we can all be a bit over the top with phone usage and granted, I’ve no clue the dedication an influencer has to give, but wow, does she she see her own stories and the constant privilege she lives daily? Yet passively shows off about everything she does - even having therapy! And how much she needs it. Most people that are in need of therapy tend not to shout about it but give it the respect it requires for the self evaluation to get to a stronger place. How many of us would love the privilege of a therapist to check in with - and she’s had her for ‘years’. And Yes she is totally the one that craves the ‘cool’ crew - ‘you can sit with us tag line … urrr no not really - come on!’ recognise this - be real and untangle this in therapy perhaps!?

 

[Cjh78]

Showing Elsie and her friends in swimming costumes in the garden is just wrong!
No way has she got consent from every parent for that. She is an open account with zero privacy and it’s disgusting.

 

[Mmmmmm]

LOL
Why Lorna? Why?

Also you being with "your girls" when you are all on your own screens with headphones on is not really like being together is it?!

 

[sunnysideup]

More R&R? Her life is one big R&R session!

 

[Mmmmmm]

More R&R? Her life is one big R&R session!

More like R&R&Rosé for Lorna

Also the complements she is trying to flog us this month seem doing wonder on Lorna (not!)... She has been taking them for only a week and she seems at the lowest she has ever been for a very long time...Lorna are you missing pale rosé too much?

 

[Mmmmmm]

Another day for Lorna to feel sorry about herself again At least she hasn't plastered her poor kids all over Instagram today...Really hope they enjoyed the peace and quiet and some well deserved privacy.

 

[Mmmmmm]

Wahoo after all the "healthy" food supplements and R&R, Lorna is now doing yoga...

Maybe she will be the next yoga guru on Instagram? Maybe she has even stopped drinking and have ditched the Rosé too?... Oh well...

Just a few ideas for you Lorna
Stop selling your soul, your kids privacy and your "family" life on Instagram for a few quids.
Switch off your phone
Stop Social Medias
Stop drinking alcohol
Start actually paying attention to your kids and not just using them as and for content and #ADs.
Start playing with your kids

You are welcome...

That last picture she shared could be used for so many memes...

 

[Sugarhoney]

Just enjoy the bloody bath and stop trying to be whimsical and philosophical. It’s a bloody bath in peace. Jesus Christ I’m getting so sick of instagrammers posting tit thinking they’re bloody Nostradamus and they’ve worked out the meaning of life.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

What a pity party!
Bet if some friends from London were visiting Brighton this weekend and she was opening up a bottle of pale rose she wouldn’t be feeling so glum!

 

[Mmmmmm]

What a pity party!
Bet if some friends from London were visiting Brighton this weekend and she was opening up a bottle of pale rose she wouldn’t be feeling so glum!

She was probably feeling gloomy and depressed because she didn't get invited to Bestival last weekend like the rest of the Brighton crew