Mrs Meldrum #164 Jail bait to click bait

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This is not chaotic for her? It’s things that will happen to her kids at school. Spread across three kids, it’s not even chaotic for any one of them.

Actions for her:

Attend leavers event
Send child to school with money for collection

Exhausting. 🙄

And here’s the thing - the folks organising this stuff (that her kids will benefit from) are actually working, and would be justified in feeling that this is a chaotic time of year.

Imagine being a teacher at her kids school, and realise this workshy lazy woman is fanning herself in her greenhouse on the way back from a dog walk, before having a cup of tea and ‘pottering,’ because she’s tired from jazz, and hasn’t got the self awareness to realise that moaning about the chaos of the mere thought of the stuff being done BY OTHER PEOPLE FOR HER CHILDREN is causing HER anxiety!
All about this affects her….when most just get on with this and more, with a full time job. The real world (even a part time job) would smack her right in the face.
 
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I thought you were all taking the piss with these shots but no. bleeping hell beggy, get off your sofa and stop looking down at your phone

*this is a screenshot of her video. I have not altered it (wouldn’t even know how to😂)
 

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I thought you were all taking the piss with these shots but no. bleeping hell beggy, get off your sofa and stop looking down at your phone

*this is a screenshot of her video. I have not altered it (wouldn’t even know how to😂)
Oh dear, Notre-Dame phoned, they want their hunchback back!!
 
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I went to Office to get some sandals today and was asked if I had a “regular or narrow footbed”. The guy wondered why I smiled so broadly at his question!
 
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At school I worked in the long since gone K Shoes at we had a whole section for the narrow of foot, AA. I wonder if I ever served the young Raven 🥿 🤣 what a potential claim to fame!
 
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Maybe she's worried that she's fast running of time to justify being a SAHM.

She's going to be a very lonely older adult. And she's no chums with kids Saffy's age, more like no chums at all.
 
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At school I worked in the long since gone K Shoes at we had a whole section for the narrow of foot, AA. I wonder if I ever served the young Raven 🥿 🤣 what a potential claim to fame!
I worked in Clarks measuring children for shoes as a teenager and during my holidays from uni! I remember K Shoes too! Sorry total digression from Planet Meldrum. And ha - yes potential claim to fame. When you all mentioned Vinted last time I took a look and it dawned on me - she thinks flogging her kit is like Federer throwing his towel or wristband to the crowd at Wimbledon 😂 “my people are just su su keen to have a piece of me”….
 
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Latest vlog -
1. How dare you talk about running your wrists under cold water to make yourself be able to eat more at a free buffet when there are people starving in this world and children living within a five-mile radius of you are going to school hungry?! :mad:

2. “How old was Grandad when he died? I dunno - 84, 82, summat like that… oh bless his cotton socks.” What a condescending, ageist, nasty attitude!

3. Errr…. Climate Change?! Have you heard of what we have done to this planet Rebecca, with consumerism and buying plastic tat that goes to landfill? For a 37-year-old to be so ignorant about why the weather changes like that is awful. How about educating your girls about living greener?! (And that doesn’t mean putting green face paint on)

Rant over. 😂
 
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Middle parenting wtf 🤬 Jesus it’s all called parenting just at different stages. Some of it good some of it very challenging. She really needs to get a job to stop her spouting this drivel but I fear now she’s unemployable.
 
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She’s found every stage of parenting hard work because she is selfish and has to think of others before herself! The only time she looked like she half enjoyed it was when she was getting paid from channel mum but that’s only because it fed her ego.
 
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Her nails give me the absolute ick. The way they go up at the ends🤢🤢🤢
Also looks like she needs to size up in those leggings -they’re stretched so much the fabric is looking see-through on her thighs!
 
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Middle parenting - another buzz word for her to try and keep sheep following her and not actually work. Does she not find it odd she discusses parenting but only shows herself doing menial chores - not actually parenting. I don’t want to see her kids anymore because they deserve privacy, but you can’t sell yourself as a parent and show yourself in the greenhouse or on a horse.
Bet Lee does the majority of parenting and I bet most of his energy goes on parenting beggy.
 
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