Mrs Meldrum #137 If diarrhoea was a person.

Hairyetta · Feb 16, 2023

New thread for delightful mama mooch!

Title credit to @GhostHoward

Rebecca is still on a hair journey except her hair doesn't look any different, in fact it looks worse

She started another fitness fad and has failed on day 2!

Rebecca is su su inspirational, such a clever girl for doing house work, I think she's earned herself some me time

Humpback is growing on a daily basis and has now reinvented herself as a sk8ter girl

Lee bought her a valentines card saying how much he loves her boobs but we all know he likes Ashly Rae's more

Bewildered Barbarella · Feb 16, 2023

Is this a sly dig at the sister in law? Managed to free herself of all responsibilities, don’t think it would’ve just been referring to her kids as they would’ve been back at school today anyway. She normally has the nephew on a Thursday?

So that’s another thing to add to the list of things she can’t commit to, helping out a family member with childcare, watch this fizzle out fast as there’s obviously nothing in it for her.

TotalKarma · Feb 16, 2023

Rebecca - stop reading here as you are showing yourself to be extremely immature, but I’m sure in your small brain you think you are being smart and clever. Posting about HS and how he is your other valentine is something I would expect from a schoolgirl and a junior one at that.
It unfortunately just reflects how sad and small your world is and now you love smutty romance books. Obviously now having a full service at home then

ellyjelly2 · Feb 16, 2023

Bewildered Barbarella said:
Is this a sly dig at the sister in law? Managed to free herself of all responsibilities, don’t think it would’ve just been referring to her kids as they would’ve been back at school today anyway. She normally has the nephew on a Thursday?

So that’s another thing to add to the list of things she can’t commit to, helping out a family member with childcare, watch this fizzle out fast as there’s obviously nothing in it for her.

Hitting Jazz hard

dies she ever look at herself in the mirror and just say “ you silly silly witch”.

avabella · Feb 16, 2023

I've just been sick in my mouth a little bit at the thought of Begsy rushing off to bed to read her newly discovered genre of 'smutty' books.

BettyCrockerr · Feb 16, 2023

Regarding how old they were when they met - regardless of how old they were - he was more or less an adult and he actively pursued a child of 14 who probably didnt even have pubic hair. Hes a bleeping creep.

Afflinklife · Feb 16, 2023

So I’ve been sitting tonight reflecting on my life vs this “ EX you-tuber, living the simple life”.
No pity party here, but thinking about how I have raised my kids whilst my self-employed hubby worked 12hrs a day/ 7 days a week from when they were wee just to provide for us & pay the bills. Just like so many of us amazing fat, lazy, tattle bastards.
I also had to look after both my parents over a couple of years whilst my kids were tiny, when sadly they were diagnosed with cancer. My mum, heartbreakingly whilst I was pregnant. My kids were 12 months and 3 yrs old respectively when I lost them.
Long story short. I went through hell mentally, physically and thought I’d never come out the other end. BUT eventually with lots of support I did and even after a few years of severe depression/ hospital intervention , I pushed myself and enrolled and actually managed to pull my arse through a two year college course.
Not sure if that classes as living the “simple life”, but bleeping hell I’m way more proud of my accomplishments than this head showing her jazz steps and flogging some crappy stripey jumpers to make some pennies.
Heaven forbid Beggy ever has to go through some serious “stress”. The peloton, hair vitamins and cheap clothing links sadly won’t help.

TotalKarma · Feb 16, 2023

Afflinklife said:
So I’ve been sitting tonight reflecting on my life vs this “ EX you-tuber, living the simple life”.
No pity party here, but thinking about how I have raised my kids whilst my self-employed hubby worked 12hrs a day/ 7 days a week from when they were wee just to provide for us & pay the bills. Just like so many of us amazing fat, lazy, tattle bastards.
I also had to look after both my parents over a couple of years whilst my kids were tiny, when sadly they were diagnosed with cancer. My mum, heartbreakingly whilst I was pregnant. My kids were 12 months and 3 yrs old respectively when I lost them.
Long story short. I went through hell mentally, physically and thought I’d never come out the other end. BUT eventually with lots of support I did and even after a few years of severe depression/ hospital intervention , I pushed myself and enrolled and actually managed to pull my arse through a two year college course.
Not sure if that classes as living the “simple life”, but bleeping hell I’m way more proud of my accomplishments than this head showing her jazz steps and flogging some crappy stripey jumpers to make some pennies.
Heaven forbid Beggy ever has to go through some serious “stress”. The peloton, hair vitamins and cheap clothing links sadly won’t help.

Justifiably proud and well done

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This sad example of a woman would not survive any challenges as she has and more than likely will be pampered all her life, but I know who I would rather be - YOU.

ohyes · Feb 16, 2023

This thread title

BettyCrockerr · Feb 17, 2023

Ella4 · Feb 17, 2023

BettyCrockerr said:
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Wtf is that

Shoegal17 · Feb 17, 2023

BettyCrockerr said:
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It’s uncanny

Catwoman · Feb 17, 2023

Awh chipmunk cheeks has a power cut..... like a lot of the area. Stay safe in storm otto everyone.

MrsDimSum · Feb 17, 2023

Catwoman said:
Awh chipmunk cheeks has a power cut..... like a lot of the area. Stay safe in storm otto everyone.

Hoping and praying the girls schools are off too! So she has to parent them with no TV or devices

Hairyetta · Feb 17, 2023

ohyes said:
This thread title

I've got to admit I really wanted Betty's suggestion with Rami's peen but if Begs keeps up the skater girl life we can maybe have that one next time #edgy

Bewildered Barbarella · Feb 17, 2023

BettyCrockerr said:
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Look at the hair loss at the front of her parting! And she has the gall to try and flog hair growth tablets to her huns

Pissedoffwithinfluencers · Feb 17, 2023

Bewildered Barbarella said:
Look at the hair loss at the front of her parting! And she has the gall to try and flog hair growth tablets to her huns

I actually think she has filtered her face and forehead so much that the “smooth” forehead has stretched beyond her hairline making it look like a patch ?

Peachbomb · Feb 17, 2023

She also appears to have a patch of hair growing out of her left cheek

DeloresBawbag · Feb 17, 2023

I’m not working today. Usually on my not working days I’m volunteering for something. Today I have nothing, and by 1pm I’d had a mooch online with a cuppa, checked work just cos, cleaned my house, done 2 loads of washing, meal planned, grocery shopped, lazy lunch with a book, and I’m BORED.

How can she live like this?! The novelty was quite nice as I bumbled through my morning, not rushing for anything, but I don’t understand how anybody could make this their existence.

Just for research, I’m going to go film myself tidying out a drawer or something, then go for a walk while taking selfies. Shall report back

BettyCrockerr · Feb 17, 2023

DeloresBawbag said:
I’m not working today. Usually on my not working days I’m volunteering for something. Today I have nothing, and by 1pm I’d had a mooch online with a cuppa, checked work just cos, cleaned my house, done 2 loads of washing, meal planned, grocery shopped, lazy lunch with a book, and I’m BORED.

How can she live like this?! The novelty was quite nice as I bumbled through my morning, not rushing for anything, but I don’t understand how anybody could make this their existence.

Just for research, I’m going to go film myself tidying out a drawer or something, then go for a walk while taking selfies. Shall report back

It’s because she is braindead. She’s got absolutely nothing going on between her ears and so for her, what very little she does is what she considers to be a busy full life that satisfies her because her bar is set so low. She’s just a stupid brainless airhead with no personality, not a scrap of intellect, no genuine interest or opinions on anything, no drive, no ambition - nothing. She’s like a cardboard cutout of a person. Her life is tit - it’s empty and meaningless. Id feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a waste of space.

Mrs Meldrum #137 If diarrhoea was a person.

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