Mrs Hinch #99 She’s got 99 problems but anxiety isn’t one

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Her sister is a paramedic, that's a job I respect. Yet Sophie lives the privileged life, cleaning (in a fashion) a new build, make sense
 
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Did Ronnie smile once at swimming. Why is he so miserable
We have a theory why, my friend and I. Both parents had so much cosmetic surgery that poor lad doesn't know who his mumma and dada is.

I wonder how long does it take her to apply said make up. Who needs that much, all mine fits in 1 cosmetic bag. Who wears false eyelashes in a swimming pool. Why is there no other babies in the pool just little Ronnie.

Reggie and Ronnie (The Kray twins) of Gang'sters of Insta'gram Bell'ends Chav Mummas.

Reggie said dada Ronnie will say.....?
 

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My baby is 7 months and we've only been to one baby group. I live in quite an upmarket area but am not upmarket myself. So all these women in their 30s at the baby group talking about having been to prenatal yoga and now starting baby massage made me feel awful. Im 22 and worked 60hours a week until 1 day before I gave birth and I don't have a "night nanny" whatever the hell that is. Even so, I'm a good mum and I wont be made to feel inferior.
 
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Massive congratulations
 
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Thing is, I bet so many people feel the same way at the baby groups, some will also have anxiety about going but she would meet people with something in common. And genuine people, not just Hinchers licking her ass.
 
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So I followed a lady by the name of Rachel who Grinch also followed and it was announced today she had passed away due to her illness she had. It's interesting Grinch will post about Kobe but not her, a mother of 3 and fellow instamum...maybe I'm looking into this too far by it's pissed me off not even a comment from the Grinch on the grid or a story passing on condolences...could be cause I'm 33 weeks pregnant too but fuck sakes, Soph, you are something else.
 
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Wow, was this lady an influencer?
 
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Wow, was this lady an influencer?
She had about 29K followers, few PR packages, not sure if influencer is the right word, but mostly just enjoyed the time she had with her kids making memories. It was beautiful but painful to watch some of her stories cause she knew her time was limited. Even while so sick she would still breastfeed her youngest...quite the inspiration (at least to me who has formula fed 2 kids straight out of the womb lol).
 
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I was so sad to hear about Rachel. She went silent around the 20th and she’d been on stories saying what a rubbish time she was having. Feel so sad for her children
 
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I was also disgusted that she didn’t pass condolences to Rachel’s family considering she follows her. An absolute tragic loss of life, but Hinch carries on being her selfish self.
And I know it’s been said many times, but that bloody nose wrinkle she definitely does it to be “cute” think the first time I saw her do it was when she showed Ronnie for the first time, and all her little sheep said how sweet it was!
 
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Totally agree with you! I have an almost 3 y/o @ home as well as a 7 month old and always feel crap for not being able to clean more. I question myself as to why my house isn’t immaculate
You've answered your own question there lovely! You've got a toddler and a baby! They're the reason you get up every morning, not to clean the house! I've been there believe me and I once said to my husband I felt like I was being held to ransom by housework. He told me to put the gun down because the only person holding me ransom was me! I imagine a lot of us on here have fallen under Mrs Hinch's spell, be it pouring Zoflora down the sink, or buying endless baskets for stuff, but ask yourself this - do your children care if your windows aren't sparkling? Do they care if your cutlery drawer is pristine and everything lined up with military precision? Do they care if the curtains have been showered in Febreze? No they don't! and twenty years from now they'll care even less! but they do care that you have time to be with them, play with them, read to them, go out for walks in the fresh air with them, and just be their mammy! Mrs Hinch is fake, false and full of crap! She lives in an Instagram bubble which will burst one day. You live in the real world and although sometimes it's a difficult place to be, would you really rather be anywhere else?
Inbox always open if you want to talk. Xx

On what planet do those two parents exist when they're both home all day doing virtually bugger all, then take their 7 month old baby swimming at 6pm? Arseholes!

well said!
 
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Who goes swimming in full make up?? Oh sorry I forgot its all for the gram
 
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Rachel was breatlesslymothering. Rosie Ramsey mentioned her in her stories yesterday.
 
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Hinch hires the pool for a private session so it's only her and the family. She's far too important to get in a pool with the public. This is how crazy and deluded she is but all her crazy sheep think she's their best friend. It's ridiculous!
I wonder how Jamie's family about seemingly never being included in any of these things with Ronnie?!
 
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I am shocked she hasn’t mentioned the fellow insta mum she follows who’s sadly passed away. Yet she couldn’t process the death of a famous celebrity and posted about him.
She’s so detached from reality it’s worrying.
 
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I am shocked she hasn’t mentioned the fellow insta mum she follows who’s sadly passed away. Yet she couldn’t process the death of a famous celebrity and posted about him.
She’s so detached from reality it’s worrying.
Yeah I saw this on rosie Ramsey's story yesterday. Breathlesslymothering she was called. So sad.
 
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