Mrs Hinch #96 no title. We'll just leave it blank. £10.99 please.

[TheBlueDonkey]

anyone remember when she used to use astonish germ clear disinfectant on her kitchen cupboard doors? Well I just found some in my cupboard so decided to use it in the bathroom. I dunno how she could use that in her kitchen! It smells like a public toilet!! Plus I actually read the instructions and it says to spray, leave on for 1-5 minutes then wipe off. She used to just spray and wipe... so not only must her kitchen have smelt like a toilet she wasted the product coz it didn’t have time to do its job!! Although I dunno why she would disinfect the doors anyway

Smells like cat piss doesn’t it. Along with that pine Stardrops stuff.

 

[CoffeeMamma]

I don't wish to sound disrespectful but are they 2 departed relatives?

she’s not that sentimental

 

[Boobelle]

No wonder she spends so much time in home bargains,it's where she gets her inspiration.Not the best photo,but it's 'got writing and everything's and even lines.

 

[NOMB]

I can't get Monty Python out of my head.check out the fish dance sketch

Haha exactly that

 

[TheBlueDonkey]

I don't wish to sound disrespectful but are they 2 departed relatives?

It’s maybe Jamie’s balls. The left one must be bigger than the right...

 

[tatt.lerrrrrr]

it’s amusing me that the cover looks like it says dick, it would describe the “author”

 

[Peggy Lee]

And I've added her nostrils, you're welcome!

Amazingly I think it’s an improvement!

 

[Not fussed]

Why does she need 'spare' cutlery? All she ever eats is watery casserole and tinned spaghetti. One spoon each, job done!

I wonder if the spare cutlery was the gifted ones?

 

[Sammy87]

If you are going to clean at least make it look realistic. She didn't spray the polish its all fake. Didn't someone say on here that Hinch doesn't like cleaning and tries not to do it often only for the gram.

Someone put old pics up before of a grubby looking old sofa in one of her past houses and grotty floor so no she doesn't like cleaning and is terrible at it too!!

 

[tippingpoint]

So let me get this straight Soph. You buy or are gifted a really nice solid oak unit. You shine that wood all nice with Mr Sheen. Then you...cover it with a cheap Dunelm runner because you’re afraid of scratches?!

 

[Sazz1006]

Nice to see Ronnie Bless Him Bib's on Backwards exploring different textures but Grinch please will you inject some colour into your son's world! A grey pastry brush? (I think that's what it was) last week you bombarded him with colour, tummy time and sensory experience, today a grey bleeping pastry brush while he's propped up in a seat!

The question is - why does she even have a pastry brush - she’s not exactly the next contender for Bake Off is she?

 

[CrazyCatLady101]

I don’t have spare cutlery, we use all the cutlery we have cos we actually cook. Not just shovel Jugshit and cheese into our mouths....

I have no spare cutlers as my bf keeps taking it to work with him and it never comes back...down to 3 forks now, only 2 of us in the house but like you I cook!!x

 

[DoodlePoodle]

it’s amusing me that the cover looks like it says dick, it would describe the “author”

Bloody brilliant! That’s given me a proper giggle!

 

[NosyCow63]

Your runner is tit hun. The ends aren’t even and you can see it’s folded over but only until three quarters of the way along the table. ATB!View attachment 75206

I had that runner! Got a new one as soon as she got that one

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

What's funny about using a Pyrex jug?

I’m glad you’re back to being Cruella I’ve missed those brows

 

[NosyCow63]

What's funny about using a Pyrex jug?

Because she is using it for a normal purpose rather than eating out of it!

 

[iluvpink]

Why does Hinch never have anything in her drawers and cupboards? A tray of wax melts and 2 lighters, a couple of napkins and some stray cutlery. Where is the "stuff" that every house I've ever been in has? I don't care how minimalist your home looks on the outside there is always "stuff" lurking in drawers, what does she do with it ?

Maybe she has a secret shame cupboard like Monica from Friends

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

anyone remember when she used to use astonish germ clear disinfectant on her kitchen cupboard doors? Well I just found some in my cupboard so decided to use it in the bathroom. I dunno how she could use that in her kitchen! It smells like a public toilet!! Plus I actually read the instructions and it says to spray, leave on for 1-5 minutes then wipe off. She used to just spray and wipe... so not only must her kitchen have smelt like a toilet she wasted the product coz it didn’t have time to do its job!! Although I dunno why she would disinfect the doors anyway

Makes me gag it smells awful and so does old Paul the Pine

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

New thread suggestion: What’s grey, white and full of shite? Mrs Hinch’s book of lists

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Someone put old pics up before of a grubby looking old sofa in one of her past houses and grotty floor so no she doesn't like cleaning and is terrible at it too!!

where are these pictures?