Mrs Hinch #89 flogging her eBay dress, but poor Ronnie bless ‘im isn't allowed to make mess

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I hope she does go on loose women as a permanent guest. She would drop Stacey like a ton of shit because she has got what she wanted from her then Stacey can rant about how much of a cunt she is stealing her spot mwahahaha
 
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Wait, you shouldn’t use conditioner with towels? I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
 
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I've been to boarding school and been in the military so the one I'm most used to is when 'Mark Radcliffe' (for example) gets known as 'Radders'. Although it does make me cringe.
As a military brat myself, that I have seen. I feel like she's dropping letters off the end of her last name to make a new surname in its own right, its almost as if "Hinchliffe" sounds too 'posh' for her "just common ol' Soph from the village" persona....
 
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Do you have I'm a celebrity jungle show in the uk? I don't mind if she hoes on that. We can vote her into every trial and vote to keep her in as long as possible
 
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When do you reckon her next colossal fuck up will come. I almost want someone to egg her on
 
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Another Lincolnshire tattler here
I really hope I know some of you lincs tattlers!!

i'm just down the road from Skeg!
 
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Wait, you shouldn’t use conditioner with towels? I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
It sort of makes them water resistant. You want towels that can really absorb water also I find they r thicker and fluffier with only about a quarter of the amount of laundry soap required. Let's face it they are not that dirty
 
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Seriously how bloody hot must it be in that house! I have a small 2 up 2 down and I’m in a fleece jumper, woolly joggers with fluffy socks and slippers!
 
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I don't think she will cos she can't filter the screening.
 
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Poor Ronnie’s chubby little legs are shoved in those booties. They won’t fit for long!!
 
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How do they make such a mess? Well they don't eat from a pissing jug for a start.

Onslow must have taken this as he looks happy. (what a sweet smile)
Sweet Jesus, that's messy?? Maybe if he ate normal food he'd get proper messy, food in his hair, around his face, definitely staged!!! What an actual fucktard!!
 
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Why does she keep buying Ronnie cheap tat from Ebay? That play mat the other day said “UK Stock” on the swipe up photo which almost always means shipped from China. The packaging on those booties looks suspect too. Wonder if they comply with UK safety testing?? There’s trying to be relatable in your fake ass life then there’s being pure stupid. No doubt a booty swipe up will follow now and the odd snap of him wearing them before they’re whipped off and thrown in his drawer once she’s earned her tenner.
 
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I just think it's hilarious when instagram is down and her little 'hinchers' can't get their fill of her and then Soph says she was so bored without instagram (get a life woman!). Same as when for example she was in hospital for ages and her little 'hinchers' were voicing their concerns on twitter over it and I bet Soph loved that, having everyone drawn in like that.
 
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What the hell are those boots she’s got him
They look like they should be for girls don’t you think? In fact my friends 6 month old has something similar, like pink socks with leather ballet slipper sewn over it
 
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Now this I'd love to watch. Imagine how MANIC she'd be amidst all the excitement If the judges said anything negative her followers would all turn up and demand vengeance. There's be camera angles of her that did not paint her in a good light and she would have a meltdown! She'd really show herself up for the shit show of a person she is and it would be epic!!

What the hell are those boots she’s got him
Naww he needs them cos he does has footz and he is handsnomes, grey of course guyyyyysssssss (insert terrifying fake cackle that she thinks is cute for a baby)
 
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