Mrs Hinch #89 flogging her eBay dress, but poor Ronnie bless ‘im isn't allowed to make mess

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Why is she worried about waking the dog up though. I hoover around my daughter when she’s napping she doesn’t wake up.
have done since she was about 2 days old.
she used to love sitting in front of the washing machine and she’d fall asleep. Sometimes I find her laying in front of it still.

She needs to stop sheltering Ronnie bless im so much. He’ll be that child who hates loud noises. The colours of the world are going to blind him
 
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I do seperate my darks and lights as I was fed up of my underwear coming out 50 shades of grey. But i wash my towels, clothes and ooops, even my door mat together
 
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What's with the constant "Mum says ....."
Seems to be her latest irritating 'thing'.
well if Mama Barker says it is good it must be I mean look at that amazing roast she does! I’m surprised more of us don’t take her advice to be honest.
 
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A hincher bumped into them in IKEA and tagged hinch in a photo and Jamie was there
I bet she hates photos of herself and being tagged in them all un-edited un-filtered and un-grettled
 
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well if Mama Barker says it is good it must be I mean look at that amazing roast she does! I’m surprised more of us don’t take her advice to be honest.
Oh God maybe she's planning on starting her own account with 'mum tips'

I think Soph looks pathetic when she posts about mum said this blah blah. But maybe I'm jealous cos I was orphaned at 11 and I've never had parents to go to. Although I like to think that even if I had parents I would have been able to work out it's ok to store soft drinks in a garage without my mum needing to tell me
 
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No you’re right I think regardless of our different family set ups/experiences we can all agree she sounds ridiculous. She’s embarrassing to women.
 
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This is probably me being really picky but her using that Kelly Rowland song
Clearly she doesn’t listen to the words in songs and what it’s actually about!!
 
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Her use of candles in reach of the dog and baby really bothers me. It's an accident waiting to happen.
 
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Do we think she took Ma Barker's advice on getting pregnant in the first place? "No Jamie, Mum said that I can't get pregnant if we're standing up, and you have to go on top, Mum said that's how she got pregnant with me so just get on with it"
 
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Just think how much Instagram has changed since hinch arrived with her stolen cleaning tips from other accounts!! I actually hate it now with all these accounts just trying to be like her. I mean like another account the other day was being paid to promote a swipe up for a cancer charity. Most of them are just in it for what they can get for free and think the world owes them it. It is scary how much hinch has changed people and it's definitely not for the better
 
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Does she actually do any cleaning other than shining her sink these days? And why does she go on that she's only got 10 minutes until Rrrronnie wakes up? We all know soph isnt the one watching him whilst he's awake, that will be Jamie or her Mum

She's like a child with this "Mum said" business
 
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Mum said

What is she freaking 7 years old telling her school friends what her mum said!
my mum said to take a snack
My mum said I was doing perfectly as a mother

grow up
Soph-ayy Gump “Mama said life is like a box of chocolates...”
 
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I think she's all these things and also mentally ill. Mental illness is exactly that, it doesn't change who a person is. Same as any physical illness. You can be ill and lovely and ill and a cunt. She's the latter.
Makes perfect sense

But what if she's not? What if she's totally fine and playing all these "symptoms"? An actual intelligent, evil woman thoroughly enjoying playing a part just to make money and have a profile or whatever her agenda is.

A psycho .... I know I know .... an illness. But I dont feel sorry for her. and I want her to be held accountable for her lies
 
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Is it normal to shorten your surname like she does? From Hinchliffe to Hinch? I've never come accross that in all my life.
 
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