This made me laugh. I live in Maldon and I didn’t realise until today she lives here.Before I catch up, just had to share the fact hubby came home today and told me about a conversation he had at lunch. He was talking to someone who lives in Maldon and he asked if she'd bumped into their local celebrity. She was like "no, who?" he said "Mrs Hinch" and she goes "never heard of her. What's she famous for?" he goes "cleaning supposedly... but fuck all really" - so even in her tiny little village there are people who have no clue who the heck she is!!! Made me laugh after a long, shit day!
I'm sure the 6-and-a-bit-months-old Ronnie will be delighted with these, and will remember them forever....oh wait, he actually might, they are green & red, not grey, shock to the systemHinchmas stickersgifted of course
Get the hosepipe out and shoo her off?Imagine going to all the bother of decking your garden out with beautiful Christmas lights and ornaments and you look out the window and Hinch is outside posing for a pic for the Gram with your home in the background! I’d tell her to gtf and switch the lights off.
Did it come with instructions? That shirt has arm holes and shoulders.
How many of those presents has she actually gone out and spent her hard robbed money on though? I bet at least half of those are just items she has been gifted that she doesn't actually want herself. And the ones she's paid for are the cheaper items like the homebargains £1 dominoes. Which she has ruined for me. As I bought them as a little stocking filler for my partner last year.Those presents are the most unchristmassy looking presents i've ever seen. Just dull. Glad to see Ronnie has bright colourful paper at least.
Has she started with fucking Hinchmas again? I though she'd got the message that it's massively disrespectful and offensive. Even though I think she had a tantrum about it.
Summed up perfectly. Best if Sophie Hinchcliffe deletes her insta and removes herself from the public eye.Looonnnggg time lurker, first time poster. I had to make a new account to post as I originally signed up with my initial andsurname in my username
Frankly, I've finally reached that point where I can't keep quiet anymore about what this woman is doing. The bloody elbow grease on a child's bib!!! Then today the mountains of just 'family and friend' presents on the bed has tipped me over the edge. Knowing she will never see any direct message I send, I'm putting it on here as we all know she regularly frequents this page… Hiya Soph, ATB
Initally I was drawn into the whole thing, back when she was on around 300k followers. I enjoyed the cleaning side of her account and did pick up a couple of 'tips' from her early days. Then she started to grate on me. What on earth is with these little fads she starts, then never continues with a couple of weeks later? Anyone remember the 'before bed blasts' and 'bath bomb baskets' to name a couple? That's when I started to notice her fake-ness I thunk, realising she doesn't actually do these things religiously like she brainwashes so many into believing.
She's gradually just got on my nerves more and more, but it's almost been a thing where you can't unfollow because you need to see and be annoyed at the next ridiculous thing she does.
Then along came Ronnie! And the radio silence. Then the "oh sorry guyzzz I've been staying in luxury lodges whilst my house gets doubled in size, I'm so relatable" bullshit was where things really turned sour for me.
On what freaking planet, is ANYTHING about that entire scenario relatable to the majority of your "hinchers" (sidenote, equally as flipping annoying. What narcissistic Muppet turns their name into a verb?!)
I can tell you when I had my little one two years ago, all I wanted to do was be at home, soaking up every second with her and my partner and parents etc. Not gallivanting around the county staying in bloody "lodges" letting my dickhead dog sleep all over someone else's bed.
Then the gifted this and gifted that.
"Look at my massive house guyzzzzz with my gifted flooring and my gifted furniture and my gifted nursery" honestly woman… do you have ANY idea how absolutely shit you are making other people feel, especially new Mum's like yourself who are led to falsely believe that life is as easy as you show it to be? Social media world is 99% of the time completely unrealistic and genuinely damaging to our mental health, especially when we are constantly made to be like "you can be just like me if you buy this" and "wear this gifted makeup and these gifted clothes".
Brings me onto the "anxiety" card she plays. Take it from someone who has suffered with Generalised Anxiety Disorder and took medication for a time to help, NONE of her behaviour is anything remotely like how I would have acted when I was struggling, well, I still wouldn't even though I'm doing much better now.
Sending her "army" after "trolls" knowing full well they will rip said "troll" apart, then being all anti-bullying etc. HYPOCRITE.
Her forced and staged relationship with that lovely little boy. No one should pass judgement on a child's development over the internet, but it's hard to see the poor mite just propped up against something grey all the time. Little lad needs some stimulation and motherly attention but I guess it's getting too late to form a genuine relationship now!
Don't get me started on the dog. I genuinely believe in an emergency situation and she had to chose Ronnie or Henry, she'd go for the dog. It's not right.
I need to stop else I will be here forever. If you've made it this far, thank you
Just a little note to you Sophie (Hiya Hun) to finish. You are the most unrelatable, nastiest, most hypocritical, un-nurturing to that poor baby, falsest, scumbag liar that social media has ever seen (that I have witnessed anyway). I pray Karma smacks you in the face one day love, and you are forced to come back down to earth with an almighty bump. What you are encouraging your idiot army to do is bloody dangerous for a start.. I am APPALLED at the elbow grease on bib situation. How someone as ridiculous, and deceitful as you is allowed to continue to spread your poison to so many others who aren't clever enough to see straight through you, I will never know. Showing off your mountain of presents and then saying that's not even all of them, when there are low income, hard working families that cannot afford a quarter of all those presents for their deserving families? How inferior and shitty are you making everyone feel? There is so much wrong with today's world, and YOU, Sophie Hinchcliffe, do nothing but contribute towards the bad. With mental health issues (genuine ones) on the rise along with suicide numbers, have you ever stopped to think that your rubbing-everyones-nose-in-it show off attitude is only lowering other folks self esteem??
But ATB hun. When your little boy ends up in hospital from ingesting freaking elbow grease and God only knows what other products, your dog pops it from respiratory problems caused by the chemicals you've doused your house in for years, you might wake up. Knob.
Don't forget the poor love had to spend hours wrapping presents. Bless her.Aww poor little Soph. It's been raining in the tiny village of Maldon all day so she couldn't go out and spend more money on tat. So instead she had to sit in and wait for it all to be gifted.
Meanwhile in the real world everyone else has just got on with it, gone out to work. And dealt with the rain by wearing a coat or using an umbrella. At least she was cosy in her over-heated house where everyone has to be half naked.
Just brilliant! I hope you are a poet if not you should beSwipe up night, gifted light
All is free, I’m so tight
Give to charity? Yeah right
Sleep in gifted sheets, sleep in gifted sheets
to the tune of silent night
Anyone who breaks in knows that all they need is a dog treat and a twirl of the finger and Henry will play dead for his treat. She is thick!Does the classless show off not realise that she has just put their house at risk of being burgled? A quick 5 second search on Google gives her full address, she has just shown every dodgy character in the Essex area where the presents are and sorry, but Jamie and Henry are no deterrent to a criminal.
Just dress in hinch grey tracksuits, theyll blend in!Anyone who breaks in knows that all they need is a dog treat and a twirl of the finger and Henry will play dead for his treat. She is thick!
Anyone who breaks in knows that all they need is a dog treat and a twirl of the finger and Henry will play dead for his treat. She is thick!
[/QUOTEThese are the things that make me wonder if they really live there coz you wouldn’t would you?Just dress in hinch grey tracksuits, theyll
blend in!
Showing all them pressies is such bad form. She can’t be that socially unaware, there’s several other influencers highlighting what a tough time of year it is.
She really is a bitch and Braggy and gets off on showing it all off.
All seriousness, what other z lister have you seen do that?
I know I often watch her on mute these days, but I don't recall ever hearing Henry even bark??Does the classless show off not realise that she has just put their house at risk of being burgled? A quick 5 second search on Google gives her full address, she has just shown every dodgy character in the Essex area where the presents are and sorry, but Jamie and Henry are no deterrent to a criminal.
What if we do a mass unfollow 10pm Xmas eveI’m watching her followers as Christmas is so close. I bet she gets 3 mill as soon as it’s Xmas day.
She’ll read it here and buy more followers to allow for it.What if we do a mass unfollow 10pm Xmas eve
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