Mrs Hinch #691 Hinch is a cul de sac. Dead end. Thread title courtesy of @teshhco-tart suggested by @influbored. Thread suggestions taken from anywhere in the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
Tuesday
Hinch demonstrated how she cleans her tumble drier. Judging by the amount of lint she removed, it doesn’t get done very often. She really needs to do it more often. If that catches fire, tend farm will go up like a tinder box, the amount of chemicals she sprays round the place!
She also recommended her tumble drier, as it has never let her down I should think not! She’s had it less than two years, it must still be under warranty!
Then super (acoustic) mum showed how she tries to introduce new foods to Ronnie, by plonking a massive plateful of watermelon ‘chips’ and a strawberry dip in front of him. Of course the poor child would be overwhelmed by the amount of food in front of him and, baring in mind the dip was made with Greek yogurt so had no sweetness to it, it’s not surprising that he literally licked a bit of the dip before rejecting it. Of course, she followed this up with a film of Lennie happily munching on the watermelon with Ronnie in the background eating a crisp with a bowl of chips in front of him and a blank look on his face!
Then, she showed a video of Ronnie “reading” a book. He was excellent at knowing all his letters, but there was no effort made by Hinch to help him learn how to blend the letters to make a word. And no praise, just manic cackling!
For gods sake, woman. Stop filming and manipulating your kid’s private moments for engagement!
Wednesday
Sophie Rose shares a small business who make Easter gifts on her page. Turns out, Plastic Egg Karen appears to be greatly increasing the price of some plastic eggs by personalising them and filling them with tat. An empty egg with personalisation and delivery costs £27, with the filled eggs costing £37. A little Tattle detective work discovered the plastic eggs are cheap as chips on Ama-ZON!
Plus, one of the gifts was for Audrey! Who’s going to spunk £37 for an Easter present for the dog?!
The anxiety ridden person who never leaves the house, left the house to go to a Ne-yo concert at the O2 with Mantha. Had to get in a dog and let the sheep know that she had paid for the tickets!
Thursday
She picked daffs from her garden. From her garden!!! Who even is she!!! twit!
Then several posts about the livestock and washing beads, which are so boring I can’t even be arsed to think of something funny to write about them. 🥱
Friday
Shopie got the jus-roll out to make some pastry flowers with what looked like Audrey’s splat shat in the middle (credit to @TootlePipWiz) with mini eggs on top. She kept some plain pastry flowers back because Ronnie only eats beige food because he’s acoustic. Bollocks! I’ve never know any child, ND or not, to turn down chocolate.
The boyzzzzzzzz then had to partake in the most boring game ever invented…sorting their toys into colours while mummazzzzzz sat on her arse filming!
Hinch handily put up a post to advertise the official Red Nose Day t-shirts at 6pm on RND, when it’s too late to buy them for the event!
We were also treated to a filtered picture of Inch. FFS! He doesn’t look like that!
Saturday
The day started with a bit of casual plagiarism from Dogpie and Fiddle as they made some rabbits out of fake plants for the front porch. She soon edited it to credit the originator once Tattle had helpfully highlighted it for her. But she has read Tattle since Easter eggs were invented!
She then shared a roller rant, complaining that Jaymeeeee had said she could have a lay in but Ronaldo was chatting and serenading her with his recorder at 6.30 in the morning! Make your mind up. Either you can’t believe his little voice and can’t wait to hear it forever, or you want him to piss off and shut up!
She then announced she would be pissing off for the rest of the day as they were going to the zoo and hoped the boyzzzzzz wouldn’t fight! To quote Freda, what a Negative Nelly!!!
Sunday
Mrs H started the day with a staged picture of Lennie bringing her flowers that he’d picked in the garden and a freshly laid egg. The daffodil was in perfect condition, almost as if it hadn’t been picked by a grabby almost 3 year old.
Then she tidied up the boot room which she claims to use every day, although probably not for boots based on the amount of random crap stored in there!
An in the wild pic surfaced of Homebody Sophie out “dining and dancing” on Saturday night. But she never goes out, guyshhhhhhhhssss!
Monday
The new Thursday
Tuesday
Hinch ‘made’ an Easter cake. When I say made I mean opened the box of a store bought chocolate cake and plonked more chocolate on it and a Happy Easter sign. She’s really determined to give her family type 2 diabetes, isn’t she?!
Sopha had a clear out of her mugs. Unfortunately, the only two mugs that needed removing (Hinch and Inch) remain firmly in the crem and on Insta!
Jobless Jim went to the field again. 🥱
Sophie showed her mum her wax melts basket. Seriously, if I invited my mum round and showed her a basket full of wax melts, she’d tell me to get well and leave before she died of boredom!
Wednesday
She’s back with her NOTHS Easter edit, where everything is soooo cute (must be her new “I just lurve it!). She also explained what personalisation is “you just choose what you want on the front”. We’re not all as thick as you, Dogpie.
We were then given a tour of the garage and the fleet of ride on toys for the boyzzz who aren’t allowed to play outside! It’s also home to her second kitchen, which is just there to showcase the og Mrs Hinch sink. She’s really going back to her roots. She’ll be revisiting two man team next!
Welcome to all newbies and the uninitiated. The wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a recommended read.
Tuesday
Hinch demonstrated how she cleans her tumble drier. Judging by the amount of lint she removed, it doesn’t get done very often. She really needs to do it more often. If that catches fire, tend farm will go up like a tinder box, the amount of chemicals she sprays round the place!
She also recommended her tumble drier, as it has never let her down I should think not! She’s had it less than two years, it must still be under warranty!
Then super (acoustic) mum showed how she tries to introduce new foods to Ronnie, by plonking a massive plateful of watermelon ‘chips’ and a strawberry dip in front of him. Of course the poor child would be overwhelmed by the amount of food in front of him and, baring in mind the dip was made with Greek yogurt so had no sweetness to it, it’s not surprising that he literally licked a bit of the dip before rejecting it. Of course, she followed this up with a film of Lennie happily munching on the watermelon with Ronnie in the background eating a crisp with a bowl of chips in front of him and a blank look on his face!
Then, she showed a video of Ronnie “reading” a book. He was excellent at knowing all his letters, but there was no effort made by Hinch to help him learn how to blend the letters to make a word. And no praise, just manic cackling!
For gods sake, woman. Stop filming and manipulating your kid’s private moments for engagement!
Wednesday
Sophie Rose shares a small business who make Easter gifts on her page. Turns out, Plastic Egg Karen appears to be greatly increasing the price of some plastic eggs by personalising them and filling them with tat. An empty egg with personalisation and delivery costs £27, with the filled eggs costing £37. A little Tattle detective work discovered the plastic eggs are cheap as chips on Ama-ZON!
Plus, one of the gifts was for Audrey! Who’s going to spunk £37 for an Easter present for the dog?!
The anxiety ridden person who never leaves the house, left the house to go to a Ne-yo concert at the O2 with Mantha. Had to get in a dog and let the sheep know that she had paid for the tickets!
Thursday
She picked daffs from her garden. From her garden!!! Who even is she!!! twit!
Then several posts about the livestock and washing beads, which are so boring I can’t even be arsed to think of something funny to write about them. 🥱
Friday
Shopie got the jus-roll out to make some pastry flowers with what looked like Audrey’s splat shat in the middle (credit to @TootlePipWiz) with mini eggs on top. She kept some plain pastry flowers back because Ronnie only eats beige food because he’s acoustic. Bollocks! I’ve never know any child, ND or not, to turn down chocolate.
The boyzzzzzzzz then had to partake in the most boring game ever invented…sorting their toys into colours while mummazzzzzz sat on her arse filming!
Hinch handily put up a post to advertise the official Red Nose Day t-shirts at 6pm on RND, when it’s too late to buy them for the event!
We were also treated to a filtered picture of Inch. FFS! He doesn’t look like that!
Saturday
The day started with a bit of casual plagiarism from Dogpie and Fiddle as they made some rabbits out of fake plants for the front porch. She soon edited it to credit the originator once Tattle had helpfully highlighted it for her. But she has read Tattle since Easter eggs were invented!
She then shared a roller rant, complaining that Jaymeeeee had said she could have a lay in but Ronaldo was chatting and serenading her with his recorder at 6.30 in the morning! Make your mind up. Either you can’t believe his little voice and can’t wait to hear it forever, or you want him to piss off and shut up!
She then announced she would be pissing off for the rest of the day as they were going to the zoo and hoped the boyzzzzzz wouldn’t fight! To quote Freda, what a Negative Nelly!!!
Sunday
Mrs H started the day with a staged picture of Lennie bringing her flowers that he’d picked in the garden and a freshly laid egg. The daffodil was in perfect condition, almost as if it hadn’t been picked by a grabby almost 3 year old.
Then she tidied up the boot room which she claims to use every day, although probably not for boots based on the amount of random crap stored in there!
An in the wild pic surfaced of Homebody Sophie out “dining and dancing” on Saturday night. But she never goes out, guyshhhhhhhhssss!
Monday
The new Thursday
Tuesday
Hinch ‘made’ an Easter cake. When I say made I mean opened the box of a store bought chocolate cake and plonked more chocolate on it and a Happy Easter sign. She’s really determined to give her family type 2 diabetes, isn’t she?!
Sopha had a clear out of her mugs. Unfortunately, the only two mugs that needed removing (Hinch and Inch) remain firmly in the crem and on Insta!
Jobless Jim went to the field again. 🥱
Sophie showed her mum her wax melts basket. Seriously, if I invited my mum round and showed her a basket full of wax melts, she’d tell me to get well and leave before she died of boredom!
Wednesday
She’s back with her NOTHS Easter edit, where everything is soooo cute (must be her new “I just lurve it!). She also explained what personalisation is “you just choose what you want on the front”. We’re not all as thick as you, Dogpie.
We were then given a tour of the garage and the fleet of ride on toys for the boyzzz who aren’t allowed to play outside! It’s also home to her second kitchen, which is just there to showcase the og Mrs Hinch sink. She’s really going back to her roots. She’ll be revisiting two man team next!
Welcome to all newbies and the uninitiated. The wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a recommended read.
grey house?
