Mrs Hinch #677 On the 1st day of Xmas Sopha sent to me, tat that she got for free
Fankyou to @londonlife24 for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
(It was inssshpired by @HinchesSousChef) I had to shorten it a bit to fit.
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The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
opened to her lies and use of filters.
Since the last thread recap....
Monday 13th November
First up a story where she was wearing a “Green fleecy hooded blanket” She said when she went downstairs the boys shouted “The Grinch”
She forgot mention that they do that anyway whether she’s wearing the green hooded blanket or not 
She also said her sister Mamfa had taken Lonald swimming. She’s far toomuch of a narc famousssh to take him herself
Also she commented that she had a lot of work and washing to get through... so she popped into town instead to visit a new shop she’s nevvva been in before, even though it opened in August 2022. It was QD, Quaaaality Dissscount. She picked up an array of tat for a Hinch Haul and it will never be scheeeen again
Next up anovvvver AD for Popsa. She didn’t have to say much because Popsa is Popsa But she did say it was a quick reminder guyssssh because her discount code was ending in 48 hours and to click her link. What she didn’t say was that if you go directly to the website you get a bigger discount. She also managed to share wedding pics... yet again FFS
There was then yet anovvver AD for Sccchaaark handheld hoovers. Because she’d had hundreds of messages about a discount code
she showed two of them still in the boxes they come in. She was giving them away.... no not as a competition for the hunzzz, but to family and friends for Christmasssh. You can get a better discount going direct on the website.... but she won’t get any commission, blesssh’er’arrrt
Tuesday 14th
NoNob post to his stories an odd pic of the two of them looking like they were going to a prom
At first I thought it could be a pic of their vowel renewal, but quickly realised if it was the Floofheads would be there and her dress would be even more puffy. Not a recent photo either judging by the colour of the trees.
He then added a reminder about the chelebrity football match he was play in at Brentwood FC at the weekend, with a pic of the team.... he wasn’t included on the pic
She had the day off
Wednesday 15th
She post a pic of the Floofheads and Hennerz mentioning the wevvvva. She’s probably eyeing up a job on “This Morning” as a wevvva presenter, she tried being their all fingsssh cleaning presenter but epically failed as she ain’t a cleaaaaner, Sheila. IYKYK
Next up... a Black Friday AD for Desenio. She showed a framed print that she’s giving her sister Mamfa for Christmasssh. With all the mentions of her sister lately anyone would think she’s trying to make them a thing like SSS and her Sicker Sister
There was also a print of poor old Weepy with the toddler twinsssh. Blesssh’is’arrrt, we know what he’s getting for Christmasssh now as well. And of course there was anovvver wedding pic of them
There was then some schnacksssh for Ren and Lon after school that she could have made with them when they got home....Oh wait, silly me, she wants the attention from the hunzzz all to herself for them
Next up a vile vomfessscht she made in her crock of shite pot, complete with dumplings that need to be tested for radiation and some green stuff floating in it
She claimed to have had the crock pot for years but it’s only seen the light of day since her ex-tend-bestbubs4eva shared a story of her making a stew the day before
Thursday 16th
Usually her day off, but she started the day with a pic of her dog... Audrey Roberts
Of course her book just had to be placed in the background
She then showed cleaning out her under the sink cupboard.... yet again
She also shared a pic of spray cleaners with “Hinched” on them, a minkeh and a scrub daddy claiming that “Some love handbags and shoes, I’m more of a spray and sponge gal” She must have forgotten about the designer trainers and bags she owns then
Next up a Couples Hinch Haul with NoNob where she bizarrely bought a cauldron each for Ren and Lon They we’re more likely for her and Fiddle NoNob looked as confused as we all felt. Also, she’s begging for a gig with “Pretty Little Fingsssh” having the bag strategically placed in the pic
There was also some cringe banter about her ordering the wrong size balls for a craft project... secondhand embarrassment all round, especially as NoNob has NoBalls at all
She then bored the arse off the botsssh and us nusties by making some plain brown bags into reindeer gift bags for Ren and Lon
As if that wasn’t boring enough and been done by others years ago she turned a plain bag into a gingerbread house. It looked like it was ready for the wrecking ball
Friday 17th
Yet anovvver day off
Saturday 18th
Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, right? I guess it’s supposed to look edible as well? Not at tend farm.... yet anovvver vomfessscht, this time used as an AD for her Airfryer... she has the 2 drawer version dontcha know
This vile concoction included in one drawer a piece of bread with a couple of spoons of beans, some pre-grated dry as the desert cheese and some bits of tomato. In the other drawer she cracked some eggs, some broke so no idea how many but during the cooking process the egg congealed together... she called this scrambled egg
She dished it up for NoNob and he apparently enjoyed it. His stomach must be made of lead.
Next up, she made yet more giftsssh she’d copied off someone.... a candle holder, with a miniature bottle of wine and some candy canes covered with cellophane... guess what Mamfa if you’re reading here, anovvver of your Christmassssh presents
Sunday 19th
Started the day with a story about how she knows Santa Claus is coming to town.... by using her Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser.... she’s still trying to get a brand gig with them 🥱
She’s getting her money’s worth out of that tacky candy cane striped candle, it’s being included into most pics and reels
NoNob posting again about the schelebrity charity football match he was playing in during the afternoon..... absolutely no mention at all from Sopha. When asked about it she replied this
What a cocky, egotistical twit. Who does she think she is?
NoNob’s team won the match... she could have at least said congratulations to him and added about the charity...
Silly me, it didn’t involve her, so she’s not going to mention it
Shirt IYKYK
Separated at birrrfff
Next up she shared stories of tidying up... it was the usual few toys tend thrown around and she showed their Christmasssh bedding.... in November
Also, she shared a “Hello Petal” delivery, which she likened to “Hello Fresssccchhh” Apparently it’s become her and her mummaz thing to pot the deliveries togevvvva. I mean, it’s so hard to pot a few plants on yer own innit Then again, they are joined at the hip
In the evening Trollomon played a blinder, she post to her stories that Lydia Millen and her husband had been visiting and even had a roast dins with them. Sopha will still be green now with jealousy and rage to compete with the Incredible Hulk She would loveeee to be tend bestbubs4eva with Lydia. Also, SSS said Joe is twinsssh with Lydia’s husband 
I can only imagine the amount of tranq darts FredaYahooo got through last night and Sopha crying into her barfffroom blanket
What did she have in reply... a dull story about whether to put her Christmasssh tree up It’s probably already up.
Monday 20th
No school run again for Sopha (Does she ever do it) She showed her messy kitchen after the school run which mainly consisted of the mess she’d made putting together her hot chocolittt stayshunnn She then made one using her velvetiser (Of course) before starting work at way past 9am.
Next up.... yet anovvvva AD for an Iconic Gift Set for Christmasssh.... the box isssh schooo schoffft though guyssssh. For the eyesssh there’sssh a massscara and a schmokey eyessshadow pallet wiv a brussssh... there’sssh an exclussshive dissscount for the hunzzz to help line her pocketsssh
She then showed decorating some biscuits to look like Christmasssh puddings with Lonnie, except she completely took over as per usual and being grabby with the icing. Sopha, hunnnnay... when toddlerssh decorate biscuits or cakes it isn’t supposed to look Instagram ready or photo perfect
Fankyou to @londonlife24 for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
(It was inssshpired by @HinchesSousChef) I had to shorten it a bit to fit.Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly mark them with Thread Suggestion.
The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
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Since the last thread recap....
Monday 13th November
First up a story where she was wearing a “Green fleecy hooded blanket” She said when she went downstairs the boys shouted “The Grinch”
She forgot mention that they do that anyway whether she’s wearing the green hooded blanket or not
She also said her sister Mamfa had taken Lonald swimming. She’s far too
Also she commented that she had a lot of work and washing to get through... so she popped into town instead to visit a new shop she’s nevvva been in before, even though it opened in August 2022. It was QD, Quaaaality Dissscount. She picked up an array of tat for a Hinch Haul and it will never be scheeeen again
Next up anovvvver AD for Popsa. She didn’t have to say much because Popsa is Popsa
But she did say it was a quick reminder guyssssh because her discount code was ending in 48 hours and to click her link. What she didn’t say was that if you go directly to the website you get a bigger discount. She also managed to share wedding pics... yet again FFS
There was then yet anovvver AD for Sccchaaark handheld hoovers. Because she’d had hundreds of messages about a discount code
she showed two of them still in the boxes they come in. She was giving them away.... no not as a competition for the hunzzz, but to family and friends for Christmasssh. You can get a better discount going direct on the website.... but she won’t get any commission, blesssh’er’arrrt Tuesday 14th
NoNob post to his stories an odd pic of the two of them looking like they were going to a prom
At first I thought it could be a pic of their vowel renewal, but quickly realised if it was the Floofheads would be there and her dress would be even more puffy. Not a recent photo either judging by the colour of the trees.
He then added a reminder about the chelebrity football match he was play in at Brentwood FC at the weekend, with a pic of the team.... he wasn’t included on the pic
She had the day off
Wednesday 15th
She post a pic of the Floofheads and Hennerz mentioning the wevvvva. She’s probably eyeing up a job on “This Morning” as a wevvva presenter, she tried being their all fingsssh cleaning presenter but epically failed as she ain’t a cleaaaaner, Sheila. IYKYK
Next up... a Black Friday AD for Desenio. She showed a framed print that she’s giving her sister Mamfa for Christmasssh. With all the mentions of her sister lately anyone would think she’s trying to make them a thing like SSS and her Sicker Sister
There was also a print of poor old Weepy with the toddler twinsssh. Blesssh’is’arrrt, we know what he’s getting for Christmasssh now as well. And of course there was anovvver wedding pic of them
There was then some schnacksssh for Ren and Lon after school that she could have made with them when they got home....Oh wait, silly me, she wants the attention from the hunzzz all to herself for them
Next up a vile vomfessscht she made in her crock of shite pot, complete with dumplings that need to be tested for radiation and some green stuff floating in it
She claimed to have had the crock pot for years but it’s only seen the light of day since her ex-tend-bestbubs4eva shared a story of her making a stew the day before
Thursday 16th
Usually her day off, but she started the day with a pic of her dog... Audrey Roberts
Of course her book just had to be placed in the background
She then showed cleaning out her under the sink cupboard.... yet again
She also shared a pic of spray cleaners with “Hinched” on them, a minkeh and a scrub daddy claiming that “Some love handbags and shoes, I’m more of a spray and sponge gal” She must have forgotten about the designer trainers and bags she owns then Next up a Couples Hinch Haul with NoNob where she bizarrely bought a cauldron each for Ren and Lon
They we’re more likely for her and Fiddle NoNob looked as confused as we all felt. Also, she’s begging for a gig with “Pretty Little Fingsssh” having the bag strategically placed in the pic
There was also some cringe banter about her ordering the wrong size balls for a craft project... secondhand embarrassment all round, especially as NoNob has NoBalls at all
She then bored the arse off the botsssh and us nusties by making some plain brown bags into reindeer gift bags for Ren and Lon
As if that wasn’t boring enough and been done by others years ago she turned a plain bag into a gingerbread house. It looked like it was ready for the wrecking ball
Friday 17th
Yet anovvver day off
Saturday 18th
Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, right? I guess it’s supposed to look edible as well? Not at tend farm.... yet anovvver vomfessscht, this time used as an AD for her Airfryer... she has the 2 drawer version dontcha know
This vile concoction included in one drawer a piece of bread with a couple of spoons of beans, some pre-grated dry as the desert cheese and some bits of tomato. In the other drawer she cracked some eggs, some broke so no idea how many but during the cooking process the egg congealed together... she called this scrambled egg
She dished it up for NoNob and he apparently enjoyed it. His stomach must be made of lead.
Next up, she made yet more giftsssh she’d copied off someone.... a candle holder, with a miniature bottle of wine and some candy canes covered with cellophane... guess what Mamfa if you’re reading here, anovvver of your Christmassssh presents
Sunday 19th
Started the day with a story about how she knows Santa Claus is coming to town.... by using her Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser.... she’s still trying to get a brand gig with them 🥱
She’s getting her money’s worth out of that tacky candy cane striped candle, it’s being included into most pics and reels
NoNob posting again about the schelebrity charity football match he was playing in during the afternoon..... absolutely no mention at all from Sopha. When asked about it she replied this
What a cocky, egotistical twit. Who does she think she is?
NoNob’s team won the match... she could have at least said congratulations to him and added about the charity...
Silly me, it didn’t involve her, so she’s not going to mention it
Shirt IYKYK
Separated at birrrfff
Next up she shared stories of tidying up... it was the usual few toys tend thrown around and she showed their Christmasssh bedding.... in November
Also, she shared a “Hello Petal” delivery, which she likened to “Hello Fresssccchhh” Apparently it’s become her and her mummaz thing to pot the deliveries togevvvva. I mean, it’s so hard to pot a few plants on yer own innit
Then again, they are joined at the hip
In the evening Trollomon played a blinder, she post to her stories that Lydia Millen and her husband had been visiting and even had a roast dins with them. Sopha will still be green now with jealousy and rage to compete with the Incredible Hulk
She would loveeee to be tend bestbubs4eva with Lydia. Also, SSS said Joe is twinsssh with Lydia’s husband I can only imagine the amount of tranq darts FredaYahooo got through last night and Sopha crying into her barfffroom blanket
What did she have in reply... a dull story about whether to put her Christmasssh tree up
It’s probably already up.Monday 20th
No school run again for Sopha (Does she ever do it) She showed her messy kitchen after the school run which mainly consisted of the mess she’d made putting together her hot chocolittt stayshunnn
She then made one using her velvetiser (Of course) before starting work at way past 9am.
Next up.... yet anovvvva AD for an Iconic Gift Set for Christmasssh.... the box isssh schooo schoffft though guyssssh. For the eyesssh there’sssh a massscara and a schmokey eyessshadow pallet wiv a brussssh... there’sssh an exclussshive dissscount for the hunzzz to help line her pocketsssh
She then showed decorating some biscuits to look like Christmasssh puddings with Lonnie, except she completely took over as per usual and being grabby with the icing. Sopha, hunnnnay... when toddlerssh decorate biscuits or cakes it isn’t supposed to look Instagram ready or photo perfect
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