Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[longtimestalker]

For what it's worth I don't think SS has done anything wrong here at all. Hinch was never a cleaner and she never had anxiety. Her and Jamie worked in sales, Jamie was quite good and saw a way to make a few quid through Instagram. HE's the one with the proven track record of wanting to be famous, (Tipping Point, Street Mate, Fash FC etc). He masterminded the whole "Mrs Hinch" thing (it's an abbreviation of his HIS name after all and they weren't even married at the time). Hinch stole all of her content from Facebook groups and other Instagram accounts, even Jamie's sister at one point, and passed their ideas off as her own. Her "thing" was always that new build, clinical, white and grey colour scheme. She sold it, packaged it, slapped her name all over it and made a fortune.
THEN SS buys Pickle Cottage. Hinch visits and says "I want what you've got" and tries to do the same thing with SS that she did with all of those little Instagram accounts years before. The problem is that her ego got the better of her and she didn't realise that SS was already a household name, has been for years, and it wouldn't be so easy to steal ideas off someone who has a bigger fan base that she does. If Hinch has got burnt it's only because she got greedy. She tried to ride on the coattails of someone else instead of staying in her lane and being loyal to her existing followers. Now it's come back and bit her on the a. Shame!

Yeah she stole ideas off others when she first began asking what their fave hack was .. my friend DM her and she didn’t acknowledge it but then later on that day passed it off as her own .
She deserves everything she’s getting back now.
Totally agree got too big got her boots and it’s backfired .
I absolutely can’t stand SSS or any of the binfluencers..not one genuine idea between the lot of them.

 

[Fatima1234]

I pined my toilet guys, I lit a candle, then I even pined my other toilet, then I lit another candle and Oh my god guys, guess what, earth shattering news, that purple cloth that I love, they now do it in pink! Can you believe it. It’s the best news ever. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me guys I love itttt

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

No way had she been cleaning for hours. Sophie and Jamie’s acting is appalling. The reason that house is always spotless is because either Jamie / Freda or cleaner are there to maintain it. They don’t cook so no messy kitchen ever! They don’t use the dining room, so it’s always set. The lounge has no kids toys in it, so clearly the boys are confined to one room in the house to play in. No dog toys anywhere.

it was hot yesterday, and we had friends round for a bbq. They had kids not much older than Ron. They had a blast in the garden. Running around everywhere, playing hide and seek, playing in our tree swing and trampoline & playing with our dog & wearing her out! They didn’t stop until they left at just after 11pm. They were dripping with sweat but were smiling and happy. I never see that with lon and Ron. That house is not a happy house. It’s an Instagram family, living in an instagrammable house, living their best fake instagrammable lives. What a miserable existence.

 

[Parry1988]

She really is stuck in the mind of a teenager isn't she, no grown woman shares passive aggressive 'meaningful quotes' on social media. They would just talk it out face to face. Does she really think she's going to come out tops with Stacey solomon whose had a career in showbiz land for like 20 years. Its embarrassing to watch and in all fairness she should have closed her instagram down with a big goodbye post when they moved into hinch not a farm. But no she had to try and squuuuuueeezzze any last bit of attention she could from her insta, with the weird pets and dead behind the eyes children, it's just absolutely embarrassing to watch her 'career' dying of death just send your slob of a husband back to work, let your kids be kids and your mum can babysit you in the day , and bow out 'gracefully'

 

[influencerbore]

Yesterday was so glorious! We had a bbq, kids in the paddling pool, everyone stayed up late and enjoyed the heat. What kind of sad act is cleaning on a day like that. She’s so so boring

 

[NosyNorahh]

I don’t have Children and I’m never happier about this fact than when I’m watching Hinch, the bleeping whispering all over the house, I absolutely could not live like that. It’s so clear to see how much of a struggle she finds Motherhood and it’s such a shame for those lovely little Boy’s that they will grow up knowing this all too well.

 

[WendyW]

Her closest people should be very worried about her and what she’s posting on SM. Huge red flags everywhere for some sort of breakdown. The only problem is that her closest people are her enablers and actually put her there! This won’t end well. #hinchisover

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

You wouldn't clean if your Nan was there, well I wouldn't, I'd be sat with her in the movie room watching something (or just having a chat) if Jamie was watching rugby in the living room.
Her nan was probably staying at fiddles but just shows how immature and self Important Sophie is by saying she's "staying with us" (still classes her parents place as her home) surprisingly it was US not ME for once!
Don't know why she has to make a big deal of her being there for a weekend anyway just say she's come round.
Also apart from the dangerous fire risk why would you light candles in a room you're not going to be sitting in

 

[Sazz1006]

This was copied from another page that had also copied it but made me feel so sad. Hinch, you have a lot to answer for

 

[JustmeJ]

Exactly.
Yesterday was just a mish mash of pre records that she tried to package up as a day in the life. The only thing that was real was the rugby but the cleaning was all fake. She was just bored cos Jamie wanted to watch something for once and so she thought she’d be a tend cleaner again.
1. Yesterday was boiling (just one town over) after 11am so there’s no way you’d work outside fixing cement and making a stupid bleeping rollaway parasol- it would have been too hot for Al and his dodgy chest.
2. Just like someone said you wouldn’t sit your Nan outside in yesterday’s heat- even with the parasol on wheels in the shade already provided by the house

Remember when she showed us the 2 fridges cos she was supposedly having BBQs? Never seen her have one. Never see her outside with friends + being social. Why have that big house?!
That house is a joy sponge- there is nothing real or fun about it. Her mum lives with her and it’s like 3 old people together and what they want to do. The kids get nothing except thrown in front of the iPad with some crap food, or controlled in a bouncy castle or the playroom cos heaven forbid they would ruin the “asfetics” with their real lives.
If she wants to take on SSS then she needs to be a heck of a lot more real, stop the filters, stop the pre records, stop the control freakery in general. But she’s too far up her own a to do any of that now. She believes she’s exactly where she’s meant to be and that the sheep will love her no matter what.
Reality check incoming…..

 

[RubySky478]

I don’t have Children and I’m never happier about this fact than when I’m watching Hinch, the bleeping whispering all over the house, I absolutely could not live like that. It’s so clear to see how much of a struggle she finds Motherhood and it’s such a shame for those lovely little Boy’s that they will grow up knowing this all too well.

Trust me, that’s not normal parenting. No normal family lives like that.

 

[longtimestalker]

What, she found the perfeckkt parasol online on Amazon. shock horror.

She goes to the local garden centre with her mum ffs, they sell them there do they not?

Any excuse to come on with tat and push Amazon.

and jeez her dad didn't make it - Jamie got his girl hands dirty as well.

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Omg she’s clutching at straws she’s now trying to copy grim fairy I forgot what day it is …and that’s scraping the bottom of GF mucky dishwater coffee cup.

 

[katesbess]

I know she's probably got all the lights on for the weird candle and cleaning tour, but I was about to start scratching and slapping at my own face seeing those doors wide open in the tangeriney and living room. Must be mosquito, moth and bug city with the place lit up like a Christmas tree and open to the elements.

Also i bleeping cackled like a nusty troll when she went outside and all you could here was traffic flying by and the garden seating is still tit and weird.

The hostile architecture makes sure your nan doesn't stay too long eh Sofe?

haha sorry this just reminded me.i came to see my parents and walked into the kitchen in the dark. "light off,turn the light off!" they had the patio doors wide open in the heat and all the lights were off to keep the plague of flies and critters from swarming in.

My husband just asked me which would be the best night for him to go for a pint with his mate (real, not a tradesman) next week. I didn't even have to think about it.

14th. Leave me alone with the TV on the 14th I'm Fankoooo!

they have like 4 days to fake a friendship. how are they going to do it.

 

[AllieBee]

Omg she’s clutching at straws she’s now trying to copy grim fairy I forgot what day it is …and that’s scraping the bottom of GF mucky dishwater coffee cup.

Solomon does that too. duck knows why any of them do it it's not hard to remember what day it is and easier than ever when kids are at school Mon-Fri. If she genuinely didn't know what day it is, it's because her day to day life is boring and routine with no work schedule.

 

[NosyNorahh]

Trust me, that’s not normal parenting. No normal family lives like that.

You’re right and I know it’s not the norm for most families, I was a Nanny for years and have lots of Niece’s and Nephew's who I’m very close to. But in my experience the parents who should never have really become parents do behave like her, the Children are too much for them and when they are finally quiet/sleeping the parents are walking on eggshells hence the creepy whispering.

 

[katesbess]

today my eyes opened.
i yawned
i thought about getting up.
but snoozed for 10 more
my eyes opened a took a breathe...or two
stuck one leg out
removed quilt
stuck legs over side of bed
one foot in front of the other
toilet
wee
wipe
turn tap on
soaps
wash
back to room
grab the cooles lightest thing available to put on
dressed
kept curtain closed
heat

guyssssss ive so much to tell you. 5 stories worth! today
today
today
....
....
...
i woke up!

 

[Zofloragirl]

You wouldn't clean if your Nan was there, well I wouldn't, I'd be sat with her in the movie room watching something (or just having a chat) if Jamie was watching rugby in the living room.
Her nan was probably staying at fiddles but just shows how immature and self Important Sophie is by saying she's "staying with us" (still classes her parents place as her home) surprisingly it was US not ME for once!
Don't know why she has to make a big deal of her being there for a weekend anyway just say she's come round.
Also apart from the dangerous fire risk why would you light candles in a room you're not going to be sitting in

I’d put my past pound on betting Fiddle loved there. Such a shame we don’t have local spies, well ones that can see through the rat run bush and climb over the 9ft gate.

 

[Swedish chef]

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Mrs Hinch - dusted and done

Spray, Hinched, your done Sofa.

 

[Louanne]

Here we go with the self-pity quotes. Predictable as ever ...
Give it a rest Soph, you're boring.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I think she does that whispering thing to make the point to the sheep oh the boiiissccchhh are in bed, I've finally got some time to myself, better not wake them. Again, what she thinks an actual mummmaazzzzz does. Pretty sure she was doing it once then we later found out the boissscchhhh weren't even there.

All the attention seeking, passive aggressive 'meaningful' quotes on a tend work account, the shame!