Made a deal with the SSS devil for a maccy D's, wonder how it feels now 
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We are bored!
Put the kids to put last night (let them stay up late playing in the garden cos it was hot) and then sat in the garden with my partner whilst we guzzled wine and enjoyed our solar lights on our outdoor sofa. The kitchen is a site of devastation from where we’ve had a bbq - we loaded the dishwasher quickly but said sod this to anything else because it’s more than likely the last full weekend of summer and we wanted to soak up every last minute.
this morning I’m looking forward to a coffee outside as well.
Funnily enough our kids playroom is immaculate because they’ve spent all week playing in the garden after school. Seems a shame the toddler twins have to remain indoors when the weather is so good.
this morning I’m looking forward to a coffee outside as well.
Funnily enough our kids playroom is immaculate because they’ve spent all week playing in the garden after school. Seems a shame the toddler twins have to remain indoors when the weather is so good.
Did anyone notice in the hennerz going to bed story that the plinky plonk music she used is actually a song called ‘read all about it’.
The chorus goes
I wanna sing, I wanna shout
I wanna scream 'til the words dry out
So put it in all of the papers
I'm not afraid
They can read all about it
Read all about it, no oh
Wonder if that’s directed at a certain someone 🫢
The chorus goes
I wanna sing, I wanna shout
I wanna scream 'til the words dry out
So put it in all of the papers
I'm not afraid
They can read all about it
Read all about it, no oh
Wonder if that’s directed at a certain someone 🫢
Pity party for one at the crem.
She’s definitely going for the “oh poor sophs gone a bit quiet hope she’s ok. Aww she’s got a lot on her mind and it’s been one of those weeks. Aww it’s probably about Ronnie starting school or her dad or her Nan. Aww poor soph”
She’s not gone full out passive aggressive but she’s going for little hints at sadness.
the thing is what utterly baffles me is that surely even the fans will be noticing the “rift” now? Surely they will have noticed the lack of hinch supporting sss and add that to sophs “im a bit sad” narrative??? And what will the sheep think? Why on earth does hinch think she’s got the right to be pissed off with sss bringing out a home range with Asda? It’s actually insane. This WILL be the undoing of her.
She’s not gone full out passive aggressive but she’s going for little hints at sadness.
the thing is what utterly baffles me is that surely even the fans will be noticing the “rift” now? Surely they will have noticed the lack of hinch supporting sss and add that to sophs “im a bit sad” narrative??? And what will the sheep think? Why on earth does hinch think she’s got the right to be pissed off with sss bringing out a home range with Asda? It’s actually insane. This WILL be the undoing of her.
Up super early today posting this nonsense. 
ETA: 2hrs ago, so 5am (unless a scheduled post). Not sleeping so well Soph? 
ETA: 2hrs ago, so 5am (unless a scheduled post). Not sleeping so well Soph?
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*watching the NTAs*‘She’s just jealous kidda’
“It should have been you up there, Soph”
It was blooming boiling last night, I don’t have particularly long hair but even that was making me feel hot, so why was No Nob sat inside with a backwards baseball cap on his head? Soph not allowing you the money for a transplant yet, or does the RoadMan look do it for Fiddle?
Thread suggestion: putting her candles on and pining for her career
Be Kond. Hearts are hurting. Exhausted.
You've forgot the don't look like your self either Soph..
Give over love, you're making my glass eye cry
Give over love, you're making my glass eye cry
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I wonder if Nan’s visit was a pre record. Does anyone have receipts for the last time? You wouldn’t sit your Nan outside on the hottest day of the year and where was she at 9pm. Also, as Nan is so special, you wouldn’t need a 5am pity post if she was staying all weekend.
The playroom should have been immaculate and tidy at the end of yesterday because the toddlers spent the day outside playing and living it up, having a ball in the sunshine. Nobody sane kept their kids in a stuffy room with little light when it was such gorgeous weather and probably the last full summery weekend of the year.
i love the way she tried to do this detailed over talked schpeel of of of....a basic bleeping clean!
i folded the blankets.
i put on a candle
folded some clothes
oooh no she never did,she put pine in her toilets.
wait what she also did her cushions
holy hell, she even swept.
used a cloth!
stop the press she put the candles in the corner of the room alight too!
no she never did, she didnt put laundry in the basket to go up.
she put the dishwasher on
cleaned a sparse not used not dirty kitchen
faff in the dining room,again did nothing,
she has just floated around the house doing nothing apart from what people do either as they go throughout the day or just happens as part of every day life.
that could have been dishwasher and lights all on, candles on,looked at my dining room at another room not used or lived in. swept a bit but not really. went to the loo then put pine in there. and came into the lounge and plumped cushions. got clothes ready. all of ten minutes max if you did it all together.
and actually,even then you wouldnt share it because its so bleeping lame. who the duck has a job on instagram that involves telling people you used a pink clofffffff and lit your candles.
that wasnt a big clean. it was nothing that human beings do every single day throughout the day.
she really is scraping the camel tit filled barrel isnt she.
i folded the blankets.
i put on a candle
folded some clothes
oooh no she never did,she put pine in her toilets.
wait what she also did her cushions
holy hell, she even swept.
used a cloth!
stop the press she put the candles in the corner of the room alight too!
no she never did, she didnt put laundry in the basket to go up.
she put the dishwasher on
cleaned a sparse not used not dirty kitchen
faff in the dining room,again did nothing,
she has just floated around the house doing nothing apart from what people do either as they go throughout the day or just happens as part of every day life.
that could have been dishwasher and lights all on, candles on,looked at my dining room at another room not used or lived in. swept a bit but not really. went to the loo then put pine in there. and came into the lounge and plumped cushions. got clothes ready. all of ten minutes max if you did it all together.
and actually,even then you wouldnt share it because its so bleeping lame. who the duck has a job on instagram that involves telling people you used a pink clofffffff and lit your candles.
that wasnt a big clean. it was nothing that human beings do every single day throughout the day.
she really is scraping the camel tit filled barrel isnt she.
Cry us a river
Can you imagine if Hinch went rogue and told everyone how much Trolloman also manipulates and lies in order to grift from the masses?
I’d even give her a like on her next inane post as a reward Do it Soph. Deep breath through the nose
and press the Live button. FredaYahoo would be so proud of you…I know if will never happen, but a girl can dream
This is what got me on to this thread in the first place. Friends who went dippy for Mrs Hinch stuff, and when I clicked on her profile (years in) I was like, firstly this is just normal life, doesn't need a montage with music and secondly her house is hideously soulless, no colour, no life, no personal style. So I came straight her and never looked back!
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