All this l am going on my own bringing out my own home range ! Is she going to factories in China and telling them what she wants and picking it all out , no chance so it’s a tie in with someone so no feckin different to Tescho 
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I gave up making the ice lollies after many desperate attempts to gain Jamie Oliver's attention by obsessively tagging him in al my IG posts, he never, not once liked my quality content. Rude! Sorry for the double post, the wifi is a bit iffy in the Alps.
ETA and now I'm quoting myself like an arsenal hole
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It's all bull isn't it, the buyers attend massive retail fairs/markets at least 12 months in advance. Is there a price point difference between the cushions? I'm assuming the Trollllommazzzzzzzzzz branded crap is more expensive. Let's snuggle, oh do duck offHow any of these so called influencers have the audacity to use words like “MY collection” and “I created” or “When I designed this…” when literally every shop selling homeware is churning out the same Chinese sweat shop Rut I have no idea… it’s next level BS. So we had SSS Asda crap collection being lauded as the the best thing ever by the mindless sheep and then tonight I get an email from Dunelm….spot the difference, hey?(Green - Dunelm, Cream - SSS)
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Hahaha! Indeed, duck snuggling and the getting all cozzzy wiv fleece throws, crocheted pumpkinzz & tit coloured candoll balls.Let's snuggle, oh do duck off
It's impossible to sleep tonight
Inch is probably nudging da Mrs in the back wiv his teeny peeny, sweating like a right Bobby Orange
same hereI thought it said let’s struggle
Hinch should plagiarise that as she’s always woe is me about how much she’s tend sccccchtruggling! I always read her stupid ‘Book of lists’ as ‘Book of vests’ too
I also have similar cushions with the same slogan that I bought from M&S two years ago as part of my Christmas decoration theme.How any of these so called influencers have the audacity to use words like “MY collection” and “I created” or “When I designed this…” when literally every shop selling homeware is churning out the same Chinese sweat shop Rut I have no idea… it’s next level BS. So we had SSS Asda crap collection being lauded as the the best thing ever by the mindless sheep and then tonight I get an email from Dunelm….spot the difference, hey?
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Oh my word, that’s amazing!
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Don’t give her ideas, the next book will be one of those books with ansame here
I always read her stupid ‘Book of lists’ as ‘Book of vests’ too
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As predicted, her expensive and impractical commercial cleaning trolley has become an expensive and even more impractical storage unit.
She literally cannot stop spending. is there a single day where she doesn’t buy something utterly pointless from AmaZON? A friend holds a senior position at the company and there is zero chance of them working with her. I think I’d have to down a shot of Vodka to steel my nerves before opening the monthly credit card bill if I was her partner.
She literally cannot stop spending. is there a single day where she doesn’t buy something utterly pointless from AmaZON? A friend holds a senior position at the company and there is zero chance of them working with her. I think I’d have to down a shot of Vodka to steel my nerves before opening the monthly credit card bill if I was her partner.
Poor kid, listening people talk at his new prep school will be like a foreign language for him.
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This is good to hear. She keeps plugging them. I do wonder if her new range will be dispatched by them though.
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Home Bargains and Joy of Clean are advertising their Christmas Febreze scents. No mention that it’s been touched or smelt by Hinch or recommended by a fan.
some earlier this year said she’d be insufferably arrogant. She’s been insufferable, I’ll give her that but where is all the content we’ve been waiting for: new books, new animals, new ranges. She’s been hinting about this since at least Easter time. Surely someone on her team must see her slipping behind the pack at a very fast rate. Her content is not better than Grim Fairy, except this is supposed to be Hinch’s job!
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What is it with her pointy finger tapping every thing 
it’s such a long process getting the right smell she harps on.
She keeps a bit in the bottom of a bottle of her lenor softeners
You telling me lenor don’t send her tons of the stuff, Corz they do silly cow.
Obvs a new one coming out… watch this space
If I see anything with her name on I won’t buy it not contributing to Hinch Farm at all
it’s such a long process getting the right smell she harps on. She keeps a bit in the bottom of a bottle of her lenor softeners
You telling me lenor don’t send her tons of the stuff, Corz they do silly cow.
Obvs a new one coming out… watch this space
If I see anything with her name on I won’t buy it not contributing to Hinch Farm at all
just watched another cuntfluencer with her little girl. got to be around Lons age. sat there at the table bouncing around yibbery jibbery to herself and mum. pink loveheart sungalsses on. babbling,interacting to mum. standing on the chair,sitting on the chair. eating her prawns and mayo,finishing and knicking some of her mums! by the chatty nonsense theres clearly no direction.(apart from being filmed of course haha)
now all kids are different. but my god it just so stark,and really really makes me sad how much damage she has done to those boys.
now all kids are different. but my god it just so stark,and really really makes me sad how much damage she has done to those boys.
ymu and currently creating a get together before next weeks show.
Am I dreaming this, or did someone come on with tea a while ago saying that she would be insufferable but then she was on her way out?
I seem to remember this happening as she got the Tesco range and the rit that was her children's book. She really was insufferable then, but now she's kicking dust about like her oven ready chicken.
If I'm not dreaming it, then the tea was clearly right
exactly. the sourcing of space.machinery. materials. who makes it. the cost of premises and how much to stock.website.accountants. financials. where and who to distribute to. packaging.mailing. who will manage sm, who will manage staff. a bleeping business plan! there is sooooo much more. and no way she can do it. thats why these people colab. mroe because they have to do duck all but tick a yes box and let them run with it. they are the billboard,the front cover,the advert.All this l am going on my own bringing out my own home range ! Is she going to factories in China and telling them what she wants and picking it all out , no chance so it’s a tie in with someone so no feckin different to Tescho
We need to go back and gather the evidence of those passive aggressive posts she did but my two pence worth on the “fall out” is the following:
Hinch and Tesco ended. I do think she ended it with the deluded belief (probably driven by Inch) that they could go it alone and make more money.
They ended their most lucrative deal and didn’t sign up to a few other offers they were made in order to fully focus on launching “Hinch Home” independently.
They were making slow progress with it but the launch of the book Hinch Farm would serve as a plug to keep the sheep buying.
Hinch got a spot on SYLO, trollomon was pregnant and hinch thought ahh that will slow her down & all was happy in the Hinch world.
However, SSS was keeping a secret. She was going to be launching a home range with Asda and I fully believe she completely kept Hinch in the dark and that Hinch found out when the public found out.
That’s when the fall out occurred.
Hinch Home range wasn’t ever going to be ready any time soon but they managed to wangle some
Old stock from Tesco and attempt to get something out. They’ve missed the boat. Trollomon was ready for Autumn launch and Hinch has nothing.
They pull the plug on everything else (new livestock included) and throw everything into getting this old Tesco stock out in time for Xmas. It’s still not happening though.
Hinch and Tesco ended. I do think she ended it with the deluded belief (probably driven by Inch) that they could go it alone and make more money.
They ended their most lucrative deal and didn’t sign up to a few other offers they were made in order to fully focus on launching “Hinch Home” independently.
They were making slow progress with it but the launch of the book Hinch Farm would serve as a plug to keep the sheep buying.
Hinch got a spot on SYLO, trollomon was pregnant and hinch thought ahh that will slow her down & all was happy in the Hinch world.
However, SSS was keeping a secret. She was going to be launching a home range with Asda and I fully believe she completely kept Hinch in the dark and that Hinch found out when the public found out.
That’s when the fall out occurred.
Hinch Home range wasn’t ever going to be ready any time soon but they managed to wangle some
Old stock from Tesco and attempt to get something out. They’ve missed the boat. Trollomon was ready for Autumn launch and Hinch has nothing.
They pull the plug on everything else (new livestock included) and throw everything into getting this old Tesco stock out in time for Xmas. It’s still not happening though.
Yes. It was around the time of the book launch. I wonder if a few things were planned - more books/home range/new animals and for whatever reason none of this has come to fruition.
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I think you might be spot on.
there is a reason trends happen. its because all the real sellers create the trends and know about it years in advance.otherwise it just wouldnt work. sainsburys know what they will be getting in for next summer. its why shops have currently gone into meltdown. because they had their planned and made stock in already for autumn.and why weve had a tit lull of stuff on the shelves becasue people were ready for autumm when they still were wanting to sell their summer gear.I gave up making the ice lollies after many desperate attempts to gain Jamie Oliver's attention by obsessively tagging him in al my IG posts, he never, not once liked my quality content. Rude! Sorry for the double post, the wifi is a bit iffy in the Alps.
ETA and now I'm quoting myself like an arsenal hole
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It's all bull isn't it, the buyers attend massive retail fairs/markets at least 12 months in advance. Is there a price point difference between the cushions? I'm assuming the Trollllommazzzzzzzzzz branded crap is more expensive. Let's snuggle, oh do duck off
hotel chocolat have even finished all their chrismtas production and are onto valentines making now!
its a carefully created play. and sophie or ss or never ever the start of them! and they are only of use when their names are of use.
I'm being serious now, has she given up?
She's got very little content, the drips of her own range are few and far between, there's no bts on doing it all like there was with Tesco. She rarely tags joy of clean, the new animals have taken far longer than even she anticipated.
I remember a time when she would have a few bits on her stories almost every day, even if it was just her cleaning the clean kitchen over and over.
She never fully got back after her deep rest. Even with the Tesco deal, kids book and continued brand partnership. She just can't seem to decide what she wants to be.
I wonder if this recent turn with SSS collection was the final nail in the coffin for her and she's just done with it. As much as I think she enjoys being a "celeb", I don't think she can be arsed with working for it. I'd be willing to bet she's nagging at J-Dog to go out and earn some money (if he isn't already) so she can jack it in and go back to being a stay at home slob.
She's got very little content, the drips of her own range are few and far between, there's no bts on doing it all like there was with Tesco. She rarely tags joy of clean, the new animals have taken far longer than even she anticipated.
I remember a time when she would have a few bits on her stories almost every day, even if it was just her cleaning the clean kitchen over and over.
She never fully got back after her deep rest. Even with the Tesco deal, kids book and continued brand partnership. She just can't seem to decide what she wants to be.
I wonder if this recent turn with SSS collection was the final nail in the coffin for her and she's just done with it. As much as I think she enjoys being a "celeb", I don't think she can be arsed with working for it. I'd be willing to bet she's nagging at J-Dog to go out and earn some money (if he isn't already) so she can jack it in and go back to being a stay at home slob.
Wee tip for your Autumn door Hinch....there is a fantastic range of pumpkins in Asda right now...just launched this week. Be quick though as they are selling like hot cakes...also available online. Just ask if you need the linkVotes on if Sophia will be so mad she won't do an autumn door too or will she still go for it?
I think he has some kind of job. Probably working for some of his mates…I mean tradesmen.
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Chaotic sums her up. In Life and business. You can see it in the boys and her content.
You nusty troll. She’s exactly where she needs to be, sat at her crappy little ladder desk on her completely impractical laptop “doing it all” that’s why it’s taking so long hun, don’t be so green xx
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