I'll be surprised if there even is a new Hinch Home Range. Maybe she's just saying it to keep the few remaining sheep hanging on?
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Lons probably got Oliver twist uniform as well so they can match at all times guyzzzz
Oft she’s away in the huff to bed early tonight guys. She’ll have her head in fiddles bits as we speak
Lon Maggie Simpson removes his dummy for long enough to ask mummaz why he’s dressed like a Victorian chimney sweep
I wonder who lives at greyskull? Who could that mysterious lucky family in need be? I wonder.
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I agree, I feel like she would have been placing them in the background for months, and done the predictable "oh guysh I know some of you have noticed my bland blanket, well ..." but I haven't noticed anything that isn't from b&m.
hello! This will have been mentioned and i am sorry, i have flicked through but haven't had the time for a proper look. Has Sophie mention SS new asda range at all? liked or commented on any of SS posts? Just being nosey and want the goss.
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Oh I hope we get screen shots of that.I can imagine Hinch , Freda, Sam & Jamie joining the Stacey Solomon tattle threads & commenting, and also leaving negative product reviews online too…wonder if she’ll bother mentioning SYLO and how much will she actually feature in that episode…it will be weird seeing them all over each other on tv when in real life they’ve actually had a bit of a rift
No lol
She's not commented in weeks and has deleted previous comments and untagged herself in posts on SSS profile
not an acknowledgement or anything of the new range or the NTAs. Hope this helps xx
No, nothing, naddaa, diddly squathello! This will have been mentioned and i am sorry, i have flicked through but haven't had the time for a proper look. Has Sophie mention SS new asda range at all? liked or commented on any of SS posts? Just being nosey and want the goss.
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Zoph hun, where’s your little drawn picture with two corgis & Paddington stating ‘we still remember’ Missed out there babes 
And maybe no animals.
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Why are her kids watching TV so Kate at night? Do they have any routine or structure in that house? (Leaving the typo).
How id save sofas career
1) stop exploiting your children and think of some other filler content, eg dog walking, cooking a proper homemade meal and change the can't cook angle to i"I'm learning to cook, follow along with me" and stick to proper English style foods to fit in with her cuntry house, not weird dinners inspired by 5 minute craft videos on face book. Scones, Sunday lunch, even pics of recipes on ur stories "going to try this any tips for someone who can't cook lol x" upping her engagement. Maybe get her a hello fresh deal she's been crying for and other team ups or networking with cooking influencers etc. Justifying her braggy kitchen stove and the overspending on the Reno.
2) go back to the stupid motivational AUTHENTIC and organic style stories of cleaning and organizing, "natural", not clipped and voice overs and sped up, literal just the raw recording, what originally got her famous before she copied SSS and the over edited sped up stories. Sticking to her lane. Stick to the millennial anthems too. Do the stupid hauls too whatever.
3) either fully commit to the lamas or get rid of them. They're dead weight tbh. They're not doing anything interesting staring at walls so she needs to either do something with them, show training, network with other large following animal organizations very publicly or idk I don't think lamas will ever be relatable or engaging. But either do it or don't, she's currently doing absolutely nothing with them. There is no value in any story featuring them. Or her other choices is get rid of them or don't feature them at all because at the minute it's just giving weird cooky rich lady vibes with random animals running about an average size garden. It's simply not relatable. She needs to spin it. So either make it entertaining buy committing fully to the animals like training or showing their personalities another way to maybe make plush toys or nursery books. Instead of invading ren and lons lives.
4) find better crafts to do if being a home account is what you want to do, fully commit to being a home account, but stop with the weird crafts. Things like fixing together a bouquet, (since mad ma is a former florist this should be easy) sprucing up old furniture, gift bags etc things that are relatable and what normal people do. FOR EXAMPLE Since baskets are something she got famous for, do seasonal gift baskets, easter and Christmas and maybe something more unusual if you really must like a Halloween gift basket. No one is going to buy a brand new ikea table to glue pallet wood to it or colour wax a brand new gifted bedside but not so bedside cabinet. But maybe they'll buy a few pumpkins and brown candles to put in a gift basket for their friend. It's just coming across like it's missing the mark.
Relatable
Educational
Entertaining
This is what you should be thinking everytime you post content. It needs to be multiple of these or 1 of these. Currently none of these
For someone who is at home all day, this should be easy, and honestly it sounds like it could be a lot of fun. But no , she just wants to be miserable and make miserable content and yap about what isn't.
1) stop exploiting your children and think of some other filler content, eg dog walking, cooking a proper homemade meal and change the can't cook angle to i"I'm learning to cook, follow along with me" and stick to proper English style foods to fit in with her cuntry house, not weird dinners inspired by 5 minute craft videos on face book. Scones, Sunday lunch, even pics of recipes on ur stories "going to try this any tips for someone who can't cook lol x" upping her engagement. Maybe get her a hello fresh deal she's been crying for and other team ups or networking with cooking influencers etc. Justifying her braggy kitchen stove and the overspending on the Reno.
2) go back to the stupid motivational AUTHENTIC and organic style stories of cleaning and organizing, "natural", not clipped and voice overs and sped up, literal just the raw recording, what originally got her famous before she copied SSS and the over edited sped up stories. Sticking to her lane. Stick to the millennial anthems too. Do the stupid hauls too whatever.
3) either fully commit to the lamas or get rid of them. They're dead weight tbh. They're not doing anything interesting staring at walls so she needs to either do something with them, show training, network with other large following animal organizations very publicly or idk I don't think lamas will ever be relatable or engaging. But either do it or don't, she's currently doing absolutely nothing with them. There is no value in any story featuring them. Or her other choices is get rid of them or don't feature them at all because at the minute it's just giving weird cooky rich lady vibes with random animals running about an average size garden. It's simply not relatable. She needs to spin it. So either make it entertaining buy committing fully to the animals like training or showing their personalities another way to maybe make plush toys or nursery books. Instead of invading ren and lons lives.
4) find better crafts to do if being a home account is what you want to do, fully commit to being a home account, but stop with the weird crafts. Things like fixing together a bouquet, (since mad ma is a former florist this should be easy) sprucing up old furniture, gift bags etc things that are relatable and what normal people do. FOR EXAMPLE Since baskets are something she got famous for, do seasonal gift baskets, easter and Christmas and maybe something more unusual if you really must like a Halloween gift basket. No one is going to buy a brand new ikea table to glue pallet wood to it or colour wax a brand new gifted bedside but not so bedside cabinet. But maybe they'll buy a few pumpkins and brown candles to put in a gift basket for their friend. It's just coming across like it's missing the mark.
Relatable
Educational
Entertaining
This is what you should be thinking everytime you post content. It needs to be multiple of these or 1 of these. Currently none of these
For someone who is at home all day, this should be easy, and honestly it sounds like it could be a lot of fun. But no , she just wants to be miserable and make miserable content and yap about what isn't.
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She needs to ditch the voice overs on her stories too, she's too wooden and monotonous to make it work. When Hinch does a 'get ready with me' or a 'spend the day with me' it sounds like a year 1 story - we did this, and then we did that. Some influencers are good at it but she isn't just bad at it she is dreadful
Well I doubt her time is over. She's nothing to pull put the bag now rly that she hasn't repeated before and if she does, as is typical life, it's a 5 minute wonder. She's not on the level she thinks she is, bit of an has been now. The question is, how will she continue to fund this lifestyle and spendaholic attitude she has?. I'd be worried about funding it all if I was her!;
catching up. But someone needs to put whatever the duck that sound is at 14 second mark of the first makeup video on loop.
I think the intern has already suggested all of these. I vote she brings back her old voice. The old voice was bad enough but at least she sounded like a chavvy Essex bird, not the extremely irritating heavy breathing, lisping, pausing, accentuating, randomly punctuating, bizarre intonation we have now.
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