Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[Gln2810]

Trampoline couldn't be shuvvd further in the corner if she tried either!
Alpacas come first.

Yep exactly, out the way in a corner for the garden to look ‘perfect’.

all that land is DYING for a hot tub or she needs to get the pool guy round to fit her a pool to bath child no 1 in

 

[Swisspea]

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Its.... not covering anything???

OMG - that’s exactly what I was just thinking. Why would you have that massive bulky base that you wont be able to get close to the table to cover!!! Totally pointless.

 

[BBC1HD]

We've had a week of hot weather now...so where are these bleeping animals? They better be something cool like koalas or meerkats because being all mysterious about farm animals for a year is just so off the mark.

 

[BeeHappy]

This is going to be so awkward for them both if they really are no longer ‘friends’. Lots of followers will be commenting on them both after viewing the programme. Will Sophie address the episode or ignore it and deflect? If she does the latter, then surely the sheep will pick up on this? The media could have a field day speculating about the end of their so called friendship. Hope Jamie’s bought Sophie plenty of Ben & Jerrys that day -she’ll be glued to the sofa that night deleting anything that has the word Stacey in it!

It’s lucky that it’s screened on a Thursday, her rostered day off, so she won’t be able to comment!

 

[Swisspea]

It’s lucky that it’s screened on a Thursday, her rostered day off, so she won’t be able to comment!

I can’t believe I’m going to miss the live watch along as I actually have to go to a formal dinner - looking forward to a hilarious commentary to while away the early hours!!!

 

[Wize Owl]

Sopha, hunnnnny... the moment when you duck up and show your bots and hunzzz that you haven’t just popped on the gram guyssssh in real time, because it’s a blatant pre-record

Firstly... what with making so much fuss about Ronald starting school a couple of days ago you should be well aware if it’s Saturday or not because he’s not at school today

The fick as duck hunzz will be sat there going “Oooh yeah, it’s Saturday” with their school attending toddlers there with them

Secondly... It’s like an absolute furnace today, it’s 30’c Although Hennerz is in the shade it will still be roasting on the patio for his poor little paws... blesssh’is’arrrt. She’s such a bleep chops

Thirdly... even though they’ve cemented the parasol into that planter thingy she needs to be keeping it well away from the Oraaaaaangery windows given her history of sudden tornadoes

 

[RubySky478]

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Its.... not covering anything???

And why does her thumb look like a big toe?

 

[Wikiwangocard]

A bit of cling film around the parasol post to stop it rotting and it's not even centred?! Good job as always!!

 

[Zofloragirl]

OMG - that’s exactly what I was just thinking. Why would you have that massive bulky base that you wont be able to get close to the table to cover!!! Totally pointless.

It’s too small!!

 

[puddleduck]

Think I'm going to have to invest in a VPN to watch sylo on UK television next week.

 

[Louanne]

Just goes to show she's all style and no substance.
The parasol she's bought is made to sit in the centre of the table shading everyone consistently. If she wanted one to move round, she should have bought a cantilever one, so it can at least shade the table and chairs wherever it's positioned.
The fact that she's concreted this rit Amazon tat into a plant pot means that while it's mobile, it can't get anywhere close enough to the table to do it's bleeping job.
Stupid bleep.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Offers duck all shade to anyone sat around that cHuNkY table guyyyysssh, but "great qual-i-tee from AmazON & she "laaves ittt!"
Jesus wept, how pointless and useless is she and everything about that tit show she calls "Hinch Farm".
As Urban Dictionary quite rightly points out, Hinch(ed) = To duck up/ruin

 

[JustmeJ]

This hurts my head so much.
1. The table and chairs are already in the shade there?
2. The parasol isn’t big enough to be able to have everyone underneath and shaded?
3. Who the duck wants to push a plant pot around the table?
4. Those wooden chairs look SO uncomfortable.

Why does she get it so, so consistently wrong??!!

 

[wheresmynostril]

How id save sofas career

1) stop exploiting your children and think of some other filler content, eg dog walking, cooking a proper homemade meal and change the can't cook angle to i"I'm learning to cook, follow along with me" and stick to proper English style foods to fit in with her cuntry house, not weird dinners inspired by 5 minute craft videos on face book. Scones, Sunday lunch, even pics of recipes on ur stories "going to try this any tips for someone who can't cook lol x" upping her engagement. Maybe get her a hello fresh deal she's been crying for and other team ups or networking with cooking influencers etc. Justifying her braggy kitchen stove and the overspending on the Reno.

2) go back to the stupid motivational AUTHENTIC and organic style stories of cleaning and organizing, "natural", not clipped and voice overs and sped up, literal just the raw recording, what originally got her famous before she copied SSS and the over edited sped up stories. Sticking to her lane. Stick to the millennial anthems too. Do the stupid hauls too whatever.

3) either fully commit to the lamas or get rid of them. They're dead weight tbh. They're not doing anything interesting staring at walls so she needs to either do something with them, show training, network with other large following animal organizations very publicly or idk I don't think lamas will ever be relatable or engaging. But either do it or don't, she's currently doing absolutely nothing with them. There is no value in any story featuring them. Or her other choices is get rid of them or don't feature them at all because at the minute it's just giving weird cooky rich lady vibes with random animals running about an average size garden. It's simply not relatable. She needs to spin it. So either make it entertaining buy committing fully to the animals like training or showing their personalities another way to maybe make plush toys or nursery books. Instead of invading ren and lons lives.

4) find better crafts to do if being a home account is what you want to do, fully commit to being a home account, but stop with the weird crafts. Things like fixing together a bouquet, (since mad ma is a former florist this should be easy) sprucing up old furniture, gift bags etc things that are relatable and what normal people do. FOR EXAMPLE Since baskets are something she got famous for, do seasonal gift baskets, easter and Christmas and maybe something more unusual if you really must like a Halloween gift basket. No one is going to buy a brand new ikea table to glue pallet wood to it or colour wax a brand new gifted bedside but not so bedside cabinet. But maybe they'll buy a few pumpkins and brown candles to put in a gift basket for their friend. It's just coming across like it's missing the mark.

Relatable
Educational
Entertaining
This is what you should be thinking everytime you post content. It needs to be multiple of these or 1 of these. Currently none of these

For someone who is at home all day, this should be easy, and honestly it sounds like it could be a lot of fun. But no , she just wants to be miserable and make miserable content and yap about what isn't.

Unfortunately though, as Sopha doesn't have one original thought in her head, she would have to copy other people's ideas AGAIN from Insta, TikTok, Pinterest etc and she would completely mess it all up as per usual. Could be fun to watch I suppose

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

This hurts my head so much.

Why does she get it so, so consistently wrong??!!

Its the "leaded" windows against the yellow brick for me. NOTHING matches. NOTHING fits right. And there is NO continuity. Its just a child playing house on The Sims or if we're staying modern MinecraftTT

 

[Madge2022]

This hurts my head so much.
1. The table and chairs are already in the shade there?
2. The parasol isn’t big enough to be able to have everyone underneath and shaded?
3. Who the duck wants to push a plant pot around the table?
4. Those wooden chairs look SO uncomfortable.

Why does she get it so, so consistently wrong??!!

Is that a diffuser on the table, fresh air not good enough?

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

FOR THE RECORD, HINCH IS A bleep.

yet i still feel bad for how TROLLOMON absolutely used her. Until we really know what happen, i strongly believe SSS came in studied how lazy, narcissistic and zero self /body image issues Hinch has and absolutely used that to her OBVIOUS advantage.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person serves her right!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

That table will get the same usage as the "Dad Made" monstrosity, with the dusshhty dinner set in the dining room. We all know they eat on laps sat on the sofas or at Mamfa's/Mummy's.

 

[Gln2810]

Thunder storms tomorrow apparently, wonder how long her botched parasol will last

 

[AllieBee]

Is that a diffuser on the table, fresh air not good enough?

Is it not her autumn candle, the one she bought to match her 'decor' indoors? She's a lying POS