Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

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That bleeping trolley gives me the rage! Spoilt madam spotted it, thought it was 'cute' and just had to get one. I hope she enjoys pushing one around when Notafarm is reposessed due to spunking money here there and everywhere.
Oh wait, she ain't even a cleenah 🤬🤬🙄
 
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Slightly unrelated note but, since when is it a thing to say ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything!’

Seriously. Is that how people are raising their children? Only saying nice things to them even if they’re being little brats and need telling off? Only share your opinion if it’s a positive one?

These huns need intense therapy.

I’m saying that because I came across an ad on Instagram for some tit and some people commented that it is indeed tit, and many of the replies to these comments are ‘say something nice or scroll on or duck off’ kinda thing.

Bloody hell! Makes me want to go and express my disgust on many products rather than scrolling down 🤣
 
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This afternoon’s efforts are verging on car crash territory. The claw is well and truly grasping at straws.
 
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Slightly unrelated note but, since when is it a thing to say ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything!’

Seriously. Is that how people are raising their children? Only saying nice things to them even if they’re being little brats and need telling off? Only share your opinion if it’s a positive one?

These huns need intense therapy.

I’m saying that because I came across an ad on Instagram for some tit and some people commented that it is indeed tit, and many of the replies to these comments are ‘say something nice or scroll on or duck off’ kinda thing.

Bloody hell! Makes me want to go and express my disgust on many products rather than scrolling down 🤣
Infuriating isn’t it. As well as #bekond and in the next breath they’re spewing vitriol at the person who dared to give an opinion that isn’t an a licking one 🤣

Also includes: wiminsupportinwimin (but only if you agree with them) and one of the worst ‘remember what happened to Caroline Flack’ just for the smallest criticism. Cretins.
 
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Just watched this ridiculous performance back and she’s quite clearly already wearing a full face of foundation, concealer, bronzer and highlighter before she even starts on the iconic rit. And she has a filter on. What a sad little life Hinch 🙄
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Slightly unrelated note but, since when is it a thing to say ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything!’

Seriously. Is that how people are raising their children? Only saying nice things to them even if they’re being little brats and need telling off? Only share your opinion if it’s a positive one?

These huns need intense therapy.

I’m saying that because I came across an ad on Instagram for some tit and some people commented that it is indeed tit, and many of the replies to these comments are ‘say something nice or scroll on or duck off’ kinda thing.

Bloody hell! Makes me want to go and express my disgust on many products rather than scrolling down 🤣
Yeah this grinds my gears too. Especially when the cuntfluencer has specifically asked “what do you all think?” The minute someone says something as simple as “not my taste sorry” the huns pile on with the “be kind or don’t say anything” guff.

There’s also my personal favourite “your just jelouse” (spelling mistakes deliberate as that’s exactly how they write it. A pre-requisite of being a hun is not knowing the difference between your and you’re…).
 
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Lmao nice pre-record from the last time she left the compound because the skies have been hazy as duck with this humidity this week.
 
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Slightly unrelated note but, since when is it a thing to say ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything!’

Seriously. Is that how people are raising their children? Only saying nice things to them even if they’re being little brats and need telling off? Only share your opinion if it’s a positive one?

These huns need intense therapy.

I’m saying that because I came across an ad on Instagram for some tit and some people commented that it is indeed tit, and many of the replies to these comments are ‘say something nice or scroll on or duck off’ kinda thing.

Bloody hell! Makes me want to go and express my disgust on many products rather than scrolling down 🤣
I told my nephew off for being an hole at Softplay. You should have seen the LOOKS I was getting from other adults 😐 I’d told him 3 times to stop doing what he was doing, he knew he was in the wrong but he was acting the big man. Figured he’d rather have it come from me than my BiL 🤷‍♀️ he got over himself, apologised and carried on playing nicely. We don’t tell him off often, but sometimes they need it
 
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Yeah this grinds my gears too. Especially when the cuntfluencer has specifically asked “what do you all think?” The minute someone says something as simple as “not my taste sorry” the huns pile on with the “be kind or don’t say anything” guff.

There’s also my personal favourite “your just jelouse” (spelling mistakes deliberate as that’s exactly how they write it. A pre-requisite of being a hun is not knowing the difference between your and you’re…).
The way she invites them to pounce too “do with this what you will”.
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I told my nephew off for being an hole at Softplay. You should have seen the LOOKS I was getting from other adults 😐 I’d told him 3 times to stop doing what he was doing, he knew he was in the wrong but he was acting the big man. Figured he’d rather have it come from me than my BiL 🤷‍♀️ he got over himself, apologised and carried on playing nicely. We don’t tell him off often, but sometimes they need it
My MIL mocked me because I didn’t always say yes to my children. She’s an hole but it does explain why her golden child is a dysfunctional adult that has managed to duck up the whole family by choices he made on Tinder.
 
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"come home to" wheres she been. she doesnt go out?

tell me what you like in the comment box. tell me how to do my job. tell me the smells to use in my products. no you bleep do it your bleeping self. your meant to be the professional here no?
do influencers still think they can pull this tit. putting up those stupid boxes to fill in. either for engagement, clicks,grab a freebie or be told what to do in their own job. under the guise of "talking to their minions or wanting to no what they think" pull the other one luv.

and for someone that hasnt read since the birth of baby jesus she sure as tit tried to make a dig of the "i do everything for myself in the collections and involved in all the process,soooooo much goes into it." after all the comments saying she has duck all to do with it but a name on the bottle.
 
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"Guysh Stacey might have her Asda range out but Look guysh I'm still keeping it real I still have my polly (locked away in the garage because my cleaner user her own gear) but here's everything feom MY range with MY name on all my empty bottle's I've kept. Everything has got MY (well half my) name on not like Stacey's they doesn't say Solomon all over it!"
I'm embarrassed for her more than ever after todays content 🙈🙈🤣
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Guys I’m on morphine for the weekend because I’m in serious pain I’ve not slept properly in a week. Remember when she “broke” her toe and said she had ORAMORPH guyssss 😂 apologies in advance for any nonsense I might say this weekend 😂
P.s Soph you look like a deranged Oompa Loompa in that make up video. Right where you’re meant to be eh? Paahaha
Just don't get into any conversations about people cats you'll be fine 😉
Hope you're feeling better soon x
 
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´Where you been mum’

‘I had an emergency meeting with my bosses to try and salvage my launch product date so I can keep a roof over your head’

Her content is DIRE!! Absolutely rit. That ducking frozen pre packed yoghurt made zero sense! Give him an ice lolly then! I get making your own frozen yoghurt but not if it’s straight from a bleeping shop bought pouch.

Absolutely useless bleep.
 
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I have a freezer draw dedicated to ice cream 😂 we have fabs, twisters bog standard Ice poles. I'd never think of freezing yoghurt. Why would you when supermarkets sell already may lollies without the hassle. She so extra all the time.
and nows the time to buy aswell. lots of offers to clear the supermarkets freezers for new seasons stock.
sophie lidl mini milks are half price hunzzzz
 
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“Where you been mum?”
I was round at Asda trashing that bleeping snake’s display, and shitting in all the blankets. Then I nipped into Pets At Home for a new dog bed to cry in.
 
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Why does trowel on a tit load of make-up to make her ‘glow’ like a peri-menopausal woman having a hot flush?! And I speak as a peri-menopausal woman who needs no help to ‘glow’! It’s not a look I would perspire aspire to.
 
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I can imagine Hinch , Freda, Sam & Jamie joining the Stacey Solomon tattle threads & commenting, and also leaving negative product reviews online too…wonder if she’ll bother mentioning SYLO and how much will she actually feature in that episode…it will be weird seeing them all over each other on tv when in real life they’ve actually had a bit of a rift 🤔
 
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I’m howling….
It’s that time of year when the floofy bedding comes out??????

It’s 31 degrees and I’m sleeping in less than a newborn.
FML she’s dense.

Floofy bedding in this heat????? I’m done!
if you came towards my room now, with a fleeced duvet, id bleeping smother you with it.
is she on this planet. because the rest of us are actually currently feeling like we are living on the sun!
 
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