I assumed so as I’ve never seen inch do his bodyguard act for anyone elseIt’s actually her under there? I wondered if she was off camera. OMG
I think it is! I’ll find another pic
Mrs Hinch #663 Sophie Rose, a chavvy tart. Nuffink changes, bless'err'arrt!
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I think it is! I’ll find another pic
Nah that's the Maldon Grinch. He's fairly well known for charity stuff, they paid him to do a private visit at Not-a-Farm last Christmas. I don't believe Hinch can laugh at herself enough to dress up as anything other than a failed Essex influencer.I assumed so as I’ve never seen inch do his bodyguard act for anyone else
Maybe he was grifting the free Christmas visit to not a farm. Wouldn’t put it past him.I assumed so as I’ve never seen inch do his bodyguard act for anyone else
More matching outfits and branded footwear. I have never seen such waste. Common amongst these influencers and their sheep. It’s all stuff.
Another day off? Must be busy in her outdoor indoor kitchen prepping for that bbq she’s not had all summer.
Is she on the phone to Ninja asking for a discount? Even the grim fairy has a new signing.
I know there is a very special Hinch microclimate, but if the weather in the little village of Maldon is anything like it is by me, that untreated, outdoor, cuntry-style wooden dining set is gonna be ruined by midday.
Whilst I can't condone any influencer using their children without consent for content I have to say that these two look super happy - they are doing what children are supposed to do, they are laughing, smiling and running around they are sharing, they are learning about wild things in a hands on way and about food safety. Tick for all of that Stace ... now just take them off Insta.
As for you, Soph, take yourself off Insta - off you run now. No-one needs you.
Like all the stuff destroyed in the tend great storm of Maldon so she had to get more blesserart!
I’d forgotten about that! Ha ha ha. Must make note - next time I want new things in my house, I’ll just destroy the old bits and blame it on the weather.
what a twit. X
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Just catching up from yesterday coz unlike Hinch I have a real job and a social life. So she FINALLY manged to find a high table for the garden?
Firstly, it's not high, it appears to be a fairly average height for a dining table. Surely a "high table" would require bar stool type seats rather than heavy wooden benches.
Secondly, where are the boys supposed to sit? Those seats will be too heavy for them to shift and they won't be able to reach the table but there's no space to put their Tripp Trapp high chair contraptions so I'm guessing they will be sat separately at their foldable Amazon table with their happy meals. Not exactly "eating as a family" is it Soph?
Firstly, it's not high, it appears to be a fairly average height for a dining table. Surely a "high table" would require bar stool type seats rather than heavy wooden benches.
Secondly, where are the boys supposed to sit? Those seats will be too heavy for them to shift and they won't be able to reach the table but there's no space to put their Tripp Trapp high chair contraptions so I'm guessing they will be sat separately at their foldable Amazon table with their happy meals. Not exactly "eating as a family" is it Soph?
Yes, it's her, unfilteredIt’s actually her under there? I wondered if she was off camera. OMG
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Please stop with your logical and factual replies
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I think when she says ‘high table’ it is colloquial for ‘dining table’. Pretty sure my mum used to say ‘go sit at the high table’ when we were kids (I’m from Essex, parents were from North London). Although I’m doubting myself now as it doesn’t make any sense! Please tell me one of you nusties know what I mean?
Nusty, nusty hen, we all have such short memories, the little known Maldon tornado
alley has no respect for #gifted pickkkkknic tables, fings must heavy, lest they get blown away in one her many fields. It just makes sensssssseeeeee if I'm honest 
Bless ‘er ‘art. Poor Toephie is exhausted from posting a picture someone else took of her gripping her children’s feet.
SHE WORKS SIX DAYS A WEEK YOU KNOW
SHE WORKS SIX DAYS A WEEK YOU KNOW
No! Unfortunately her garden isn’t big enough
Although Stacey is also guilty over exposing her children, they do always seem engaged, happy and genuinely enjoying being with her. She has just posted from her sofa that she intends to stay there “being a sloth” for as long as she can today. Hi Stacey
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