Mrs Hinch #634 The most successful thing Hinch has left is her tattle threads.

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #634 The most successful thing Hinch has left is her tattle threads.

Thread title by our lovely @InTheDollsHouse and nominated by @Ray_of_Sunshine

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Since the last thread recap she has:

NOT been in hospital. Confirmed Al with ongoing health issues.
Nan is also in hospital after a fall.
We wish them both well. Sincerely and genuinely, no trolls here.

She's again drip feeding assessments for Ron so a poor taste reveal is on its way.
And the new "fluff animals" are on their way.

Other than that, it's the same olde same olde.
Except she hasn't done any ads for a while


For newbies, and returners to the thread:
Please click the pink button at the top and read through the wiki. Most answers are there. If not, check thread 500 (
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/)
And remember to have a quick catch up

Mad ma/fiddle/Freda yahoo - Sophs mummaz Freda
J-Dog/Jim Exotic/any and all variations of LittleNobNoJob - Jamie Hinchliffe
Weeping Al/Gepetto - Sophs dad Al

 

[Hens Teeth]

Blimey, 634 threads. I need a minute to get my head around that!

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

I'm still disgusted with her. Still reeling from her grief train post plagiarism (yes I know, I should get over it) and now going on about poor Ron and his assessments. I'm going through this with my little barmy now but wouldn't dream of putting this up on SM.

 

[Pipyspops15]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Imagine having a larger then normal garden and having to hold your mums hand across it. The only thing that have free run of the garden (and the house in fact) is RoyOiOiOi

All in the name of content so he doesn't run out of shot obviously

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I still can’t get my head around the fact that she has announced 2 close family members ill in hospital but she went off to CP just a few days ago with her mother (the wife of one of the family members) and acted like she was having the time of her life. If things were soooooo bad that she needed a break then why was she broadcasting that entire weekend away? Why did her bloody mother have to go too?
I know the answers to all of these but I’m just flabbergasted by the way she behaves.
If she hasn’t posted that stupid orange juice picture then her family could have kept their dignity in tact. I’d be furious if it were me

 

[Pergola]

In my honest opinion it's too late and the blather has not helped at all?

She may win back a few unsuspecting followers but the big bucks, the people/companies that really mattered to her bank balance have gone and they won't look back!

They won't be interested in her problems, they will see it as a person who isn't strong enough to separate business and personal life?

Her only hope now is another children's book brought by followers or another Hinch book about her "rise and fall" on Instagram?

MRS HINCH...
"THE WAY WE WERE" (before greed, lies and possessions ruined us! )

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Just watching that weird lecture back. I feel like she didn't film that at 9/10pm like she reckons she did. The light looks too natural. The spotlight above her is off but everything behind is still well lit, but like it's from a window.
Plus her locket keeps reflecting blue as if there is a window in front of her with a blue sky.
I can't get my bearings on where in the kitchen she is though, I think the camera has flipped everything because the pantry is the wrong side. Is she stood at the sink?

 

[Pipyspops15]

I still can’t get my head around the fact that she has announced 2 close family members ill in hospital but she went off to CP just a few days ago with her mother (the wife of one of the family members) and acted like she was having the time of her life. If things were soooooo bad that she needed a break then why was she broadcasting that entire weekend away? Why did her bloody mother have to go too?
I know the answers to all of these but I’m just flabbergasted by the way she behaves.
If she hasn’t posted that stupid orange juice picture then her family could have kept their dignity in tact. I’d be furious if it were me

Problem is she got spotted in the wild..if she started posting prerecords and grid posts you just know a sheep will comment about meeting her.

 

[Parry1988]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Imagine having a larger then normal garden and having to hold your mums hand across it. The only thing that have free run of the garden (and the house in fact) is RoyOiOiOi

All in the name of content so he doesn't run out of shot obviously

That's the first thing I thought of when watching! Kids can't run free in their new garden, they have to be escorted across it incase they get trampled by hinchs favorite boys

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Popping her piece to camera here for anyone who needs to catch up (poor quality picture as I compressed to fit into 2 files)

 

[Pipyspops15]

Just watching that weird lecture back. I feel like she didn't film that at 9/10pm like she reckons she did. The light looks too natural. The spotlight above her is off but everything behind is still well lit, but like it's from a window.
Plus her locket keeps reflecting blue as if there is a window in front of her with a blue sky.
I can't get my bearings on where in the kitchen she is though, I think the camera has flipped everything because the pantry is the wrong side. Is she stood at the sink?
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If flipped Brad the cads pic because hers is mirrored as the pantr y sign is backwards. You can see the drawer handles behind her so she's infront of them with the pantry behind her

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Just watching that weird lecture back. I feel like she didn't film that at 9/10pm like she reckons she did. The light looks too natural. The spotlight above her is off but everything behind is still well lit, but like it's from a window.
Plus her locket keeps reflecting blue as if there is a window in front of her with a blue sky.
I can't get my bearings on where in the kitchen she is though, I think the camera has flipped everything because the pantry is the wrong side. Is she stood at the sink?
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Well spotted - it was probably filmed the same day she Hinch-cleaned ie sprayed and wiped already clean surfaces in the tend farmhouse as she’s wearing the same clothes - I swear she only ‘works’ one day a week - she films everything in one day and then has the rest of the 6 days off reading tattle and strategically planning for any negativity or to address anything that is discussed on here.

 

[rindersminder]

If flipped Brad the cads pic because hers is mirrored as the pantr y sign is backwards. You can see the drawer handles behind her so she's infront of them with the pantry behind her

I know this isn’t the point of this post, but looking at that photo I can never get over just how badly laid out her kitchen is!!

 

[Pipyspops15]

Well spotted - it was probably filmed the same day she Hinch-cleaned ie sprayed and wiped already clean surfaces in the tend farmhouse as she’s wearing the same clothes - I swear she only ‘works’ one day a week - she films everything in one day and then has the rest of the 6 days off reading tattle and strategically planning for any negativity or to address anything that is discussed on here.

Petition for hinch to do a live blether

 

[MrsCapps]

Reposting as I posted quite late last night…


Had a thought today - if she’s lost so many contracts, she doesn’t actually need to be on Insta that much anymore. Once she’s filmed her bits for the limited companies still teamed up with her, that’s it her work is done for the day. She not going to advertise more then the minimum required is she?

jimnonob is keeping everything together and being the rock? No change there then…

Daily Fail comments are brutal but it’s obvious it’s her family in the responses, still propping up the cash cow.

Had a look at this photo again and something deffo going on - see the strain in her face. Her eyes look sad and the smile doesn’t reach them (hard with the Botox I admit) but she couldn’t turn down a free center parcs trip, even if dad and nan were in hospital…

 

[nuts82]

Oh.my.gawd!!!!
had a little break Insta over the weekend… and came back to this 🫣
Firstly, the tend crying is just hilarious!! I never thought I’d say that someone ‘crying’ was funny… but that was so beggy!!
secondly, the repeating of words/sentences over and over again is unbearable!! She has no vocabulary and I think Ronald’s speech therapist should probably have a listen to one of sloths ‘blethers’ *throwsupinmyownmouth*
lastly… the bleeping filter

 

[sk8ergirl]

I'm still disgusted with her. Still reeling from her grief train post plagiarism (yes I know, I should get over it) and now going on about poor Ron and his assessments. I'm going through this with my little barmy now but wouldn't dream of putting this up on SM.

Same
It’s disgusting. Why would anyone do this??

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Well spotted - it was probably filmed the same day she Hinch-cleaned ie sprayed and wiped already clean surfaces in the tend farmhouse as she’s wearing the same clothes - I swear she only ‘works’ one day a week - she films everything in one day and then has the rest of the 6 days off reading tattle and strategically planning for any negativity or to address anything that is discussed on here.

I believe her working week looks like this:

Management check in - zoom/teams call to check in on the weeks obligations. What went well last week - what got the engagement rates up. Any commitments coming up, new opportunities they're chasing and direction for her content over the coming week.

Content planning - same day and after management check in. Plans her content, what's going on in her life she can use, what day to put what particular thing out. When and how to put her ads together and best day to post them.

Content day (maybe 2 because I will admit making content is time consuming if it's not spontaneous) - boys are shipped off and J-Dog/clingon/fiddle films her doing a loads of "cleaning jobs". She either then stitches them into a reel or leaves them for separate for multiple posts. Creates still images with quotes, takes a load of photos/videos of herself or the boys/animals.

Day "off" - not a content making day but a day where she might film a few bits and post them spontaneously to give the illusion of no pre-planning.

Day off X3 - actual doing nothing. I imagine her just folded up and put into the airing cupboard.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Fifah1907]

I still can’t get my head around the fact that she has announced 2 close family members ill in hospital but she went off to CP just a few days ago with her mother (the wife of one of the family members) and acted like she was having the time of her life. If things were soooooo bad that she needed a break then why was she broadcasting that entire weekend away? Why did her bloody mother have to go too?
I know the answers to all of these but I’m just flabbergasted by the way she behaves.
If she hasn’t posted that stupid orange juice picture then her family could have kept their dignity in tact. I’d be furious if it were me

almost like she isn’t his wife anymore…

 

[BBC1HD]

Ew. So the blabber mouth had a little blabber for content. I bet she loooooved doing that and has been re watching her videos over and over for that little dopamine hit.

What I find gross is that she still won't actually say what the "assesments" are. After all this time she is still fueling speculation which, as always, is for her benefit. The aim is for articles in the media which means more traffic to her insta and more engagement.