Mrs Hinch #621 James knows his place, washing the patio whilst the Mrs filters her face!

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Mrs Hinch #621 - James knows his place, washing the patio whilst the Mrs filters her face!

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Hinch has been busy preening and getting all nervous, but excited for her book signing "tour".
She spent Friday night noshing on a huge Pyrex jug of cheerios swimming in milk.

The first book signing kicked off today, Saturday, at the poshhhh book shop, Waterstones, Lakeside, with a load of deranged sobbing hunnz and a strange looking man with a shiny bumbuminnit face wearing squeaky leatherette trousers.

Jimmynoknoborjob, shhhtyled all in white, nicely showing off his moobs was revelling in the gushing attention, posing for selfies with the hunnz.
The poor boys were dragged along.

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[Fluffy20]

Am I the only one sitting here thinking that the book was completely surplus to requirements?
Most of the people at the children’s book signing didn’t appear to have age appropriate children and the target demographic, i.e preschoolers, are not going to care whether their picture book is signed by an Essex cleaner a famous Influencer or not.
Puffin spent all that time, money and effort getting someone to write to book, someone to illustrate the book, publishing, printing and promoting the book when really Hinch should’ve just hired the local village hall and charged £20 a pop for a selfie and an autograph. That’s all these daft cunts want. The book is completely pointless!

 

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Mrs Hinch #621 - James knows his place, washing the patio whilst the Mrs filters her face!

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Hinch started getting all nervous but excited on Friday night and filled a large Pyrex jug with Cheerios swimming in milk.

The book signing tour has begun today, Saturday, at Lakeside, with the hunnz crying and gushing, complete with cardboard Alpaca masks ffs!
Jimbobtinyknobnojob was in his wannabe zeleb element, posing for photos with the deranged hunnz and shhhtyled in white proudly displaying his moobs!
Sadly, the boys were dragged along too.

 

[YR80]

Why the duck does she eat out of a jug? Presumably to look quirky and relatable, but it’s doesn’t say much for her range in Tesco when she has a dining set with her name on it. Sad witch.

 

[Fluffy20]

Am I the only one sitting here thinking that the book was completely surplus to requirements?
Most of the people at the children’s book signing didn’t appear to have age appropriate children and the target demographic, i.e preschoolers, are not going to care whether their picture book is signed by an Essex cleaner a famous Influencer or not.
Puffin spent all that time, money and effort getting someone to write to book, someone to illustrate the book, publishing, printing and promoting the book when really Hinch should’ve just hired the local village hall and charged £20 a pop for a selfie and an autograph. That’s all these daft cunts want. The book is completely pointless!

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

Hinch in the Wild, who dis?
Shes not half as bad looking as she thinks, wish she'd stop with the Disney filter, from today's pics old JimBob could do with one though!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Her face

Also if you go on her tagged pics there’s a pic of Ronnie and he looks so scared and unsure . I didn’t want to post it on here. It made me very sad. That boy should not be in that situation

 

[Pipyspops15]

As if someone said they queued for 5 hours to see her for 3 minutes also can't remember if it was the same person but someone shared a photo of Ron literally looking like he was cowering away. Honestly awful

 

[Tui]

So tempted to pop by the Trafford centre tomorrow to see if I can spy her!!

also can’t believe she actually brought the boys so the signing. You can see that Ronnie wants to just run away

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

As if someone said they queued for 5 hours to see her for 3 minutes also can't remember if it was the same person but someone shared a photo of Ron literally looking like he was cowering away. Honestly awful

That person has already met her at westlife and she didn’t remember em

 

[IrishCatlady]

Am I the only one sitting here thinking that the book was completely surplus to requirements?
Most of the people at the children’s book signing didn’t appear to have age appropriate children and the target demographic, i.e preschoolers, are not going to care whether their picture book is signed by an Essex cleaner a famous Influencer or not.
Puffin spent all that time, money and effort getting someone to write to book, someone to illustrate the book, publishing, printing and promoting the book when really Hinch should’ve just hired the local village hall and charged £20 a pop for a selfie and an autograph. That’s all these daft cunts want. The book is completely pointless!

Yes exactly hardly any kids there, just grown idiot women and Officially Hinched twit

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

Poor kid, just no place for them 🫣 Shame on Hinch for pimping out those boys, not only for the gram but in their real lives for a quick penny.

Size 5 footzz

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Poor kid, just no place for them 🫣 Shame on Hinch for pimping out those boys, not only for the gram but in their real lives for a quick penny.

Size 5 footzz

Ronnies little arms folded in like that say he’s uncomfortable. And I’m not a body language expert

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

There's not many tagged pictures of Hinch from today.
Where are all her masses of fans seeing as she's sooooo famous. Honestly still can't get over her having a stylist just for a book signing. You ain't all that special Soph.
And what the duck is she wearing. Looks like she's wearing a used sanitary towel with blood clots on it.

 

[itsanofrommehun]

Those pleather trousers and boots combo he has on remind me of fishing waders

ETA - Loulou has just posted a video of Inch sending her over to Hinch. His creepy arm round her

 

[Andioooop]

 

[ilovepizza21]

Found the perfect undies for inch it take him back too the old days although they need to take a few inches of where his cocktail sausage will sit

 

[Hun_tea22]

we appear to have two threads #621 open so I have reported the other one

 

[itsanofrommehun]

Adjusting your cleavage in front of a child. Hard to get it as a video but, she full on pulls her dress up whilst a child is at that level

ETA - On the same cleavage post, there’s a photo of the poor boys, especially Ron, being contained and forced to stand there whilst they look terrified and trying to get away. Awful

 

[AllieBee]

Found the perfect undies for inch it take him back too the old days although they need to take a few inches of where his cocktail sausage will sit

Definitely some alterations needed to that!