Mrs Hinch #616 Boss babe Hinch likes to boast, the only meeting attendee was the back passage ghost.

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #616 Boss babe Hinch likes to boast, the only meeting attendee was the back passage ghost.

Thread title by yours truly, I'm fank you.
To be fair it was slim pickings anyway!
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She's not been up to much.
She got free tickets to see Dirty Dancing again.
She took along mummaz and clingon niece to entertain her in the cab by demanding someone speak.

We know she ain't disgastin
We can accept she ain't a cleanah
And now we can share that she ain't fakkin pregnant, she's just so conscious of her mum body. She used to be a size 6/8 dontchano?

She is however, so very in demand from her brand partners. So much so that she was invited to a brand partner meeting, apparently.
Doesn't she look so important and boss witch goals?

(Or is she faking it for the 'gram?)

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

duck off you dimwit. He will be gone before long if you don't stop overfeeding and neglecting his health needs the poor barrel. Not the dogs fault he's got a stupid twit as an owner.
To me this screams she loves the dog more than her own birthed kids. The caption on the picture............and give over, as if fatdogslim even wrote that you thicko.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Bringing it back to the new thread/
She’s planning Lonnie’s end of May birthday in January.

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duck off you dimwit. He will be gone before long if you don't stop overfeeding and neglecting his health needs the poor barrel. Not the dogs fault he's got a stupid twit as an owner.

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Isn’t he like 7/8? My cocker lived to 14. He was healthy and happy and in the prime of his life at 7/8. What’s she on about?

 

[llamadramamama21]

I feel like her last few stories scream " I NEED TO POST ANYTHING TO TRY AND TAKE THE LIMELIGHT OFF STACEY"

bore off.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Bringing it back to the new thread/
She’s planning Lonnie’s end of May birthday in January.
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Isn’t he like 7/8? My cocker lived to 14. He was healthy and happy and in the prime of his life at 7/8. What’s she on about?

She's got little city written on there and they get booked up quick for parties. She's also following the local franchise so I reckon that's what she's doing.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

To follow up from the last thread, I am certain that table was styled by JFStyling, who she has used previously to decorate an obscene Christmas table in her home in 2019. Identical chairs. So I imagine this was less an event that she was invited to by her brand partners but rather something she hosted for a few of the people involved in her brand. She showed up early to take some toe-curling cringe videos of how she thinks Boss Babes behave.

Ok now that that’s sorted, let’s talk about planning Lennie’s May birthday in January

 

[londonLA]

She's crying now as her dog has a couple of grey hairs. Jesus!
She would be dehydrated with my two grey cats then! All these tears about him getting older yet he will prob die quite young with his bad health due to the extra weight and bad diet he has which is her doing.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Why has she written Dunstable at the top?

 

[MrsMcGreige]

“Imaginative play” as a party theme

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She's got little city written on there and they get booked up quick for parties. She's also following the local franchise so I reckon that's what she's doing.

She’s been following several accounts lately that are lonnies birthday related. I’ve been keeping an eye on that. Yes things get booked up quickly, i agree. She’s also got hall hire on there so I think she’s aiming for a hall full of hired soft play and role play bits. My child’s birthday is in March and I’ve not planned anything yet

 

[itsanofrommehun]

If you have to send save the dates to your child’s party, who TF are you inviting that doesn’t already know it’s their birthday anyway??

On another note, letting your dog ‘run free’ around your garden is neither healthy nor what makes a happy dog Soph hun, sorry to say. I let mine out every morning for a wrestle with each other and toilet, can I have a dog mummaz of the year badge now please?
Why not let him run free around some woods, proper fields, the beach? Somewhere he can meet other dogs if he wishes, have the stimulation of smells/sights. Oh, because you’re too lazy and don’t know how to look after a dog.
P.S. You don’t live on a farm

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Any normal parent would just get a standard notepad and make a list, listing things needed for a party one after the other in a column.
But Hinch? She likes to be extra special and draws a complicated spaghetti junction road map. Give me bleeping strength. Notepad and biro outa the kitchen junk drawer. Job done and wrote in 5 minutes. Not fart arseing about doodling and making a piece of art thinking she's Leonardo da Vinci.

 

[HoratioHoohah]

She's got little city written on there and they get booked up quick for parties. She's also following the local franchise so I reckon that's what she's doing.

Can all you locals book Little City up for all weekend until July please. Ta.

 

[Danielle0120]

Save the date for a 2 year old? Looks like a plan for a wedding. How ridiculous. Over the top and just unnecessary.

She's crying over Henry but she isn't doing anything to try and have him live a healthy long life is she, crying won't change it, change his diet, walk him twice a day, even just one long walk a day, "running free through hinch farm" it's a GARDENNNNN, it's not a field!!!!!! WALK YOUR bleeping DOG. Nasty cruel witch

 

[Hun_tea22]

From the last thread, I don’t think there are any plans for Hinch to take over SYLO. Trolloman’s dad promoted the link for families to apply for the next series and specifically mentioned his daughter

 

[RubySky478]

Who’s Lenue?

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Not fart arseing about doodling and making a piece of art thinking she's Leonardo da Vinci.


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da hinchi

 

[IrishCatlady]

Mrs Hinch #616 Boss babe Hinch likes to boast, the only meeting attendee was the back passage ghost.

Thread title by yours truly, I'm fank you.
To be fair it was slim pickings anyway!
Please mark all thread suggestions with "thread suggestion" and keep them short and swear free.
They don't have to rhyme but they do need to be relevant. Don't be afraid to throw some out there

She's not been up to much.
She got free tickets to see Dirty Dancing again.
She took along mummaz and clingon niece to entertain her in the cab by demanding someone speak.

We know she ain't disgastin
We can accept she ain't a cleanah
And now we can share that she ain't fakkin pregnant, she's just so conscious of her mum body. She used to be a size 6/8 dontchano?

She is however, so very in demand from her brand partners. So much so that she was invited to a brand partner meeting, apparently.
Doesn't she look so important and boss witch goals?
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(Or is she faking it for the 'gram?)

So cringe

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Bringing it back to the new thread/
She’s planning Lonnie’s end of May birthday in January.
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Isn’t he like 7/8? My cocker lived to 14. He was healthy and happy and in the prime of his life at 7/8. What’s she on about?

Thought he was only 5

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Any normal parent would just get a standard notepad and make a list, listing things needed for a party one after the other in a column.
But Hinch? She likes to be extra special and draws a complicated spaghetti junction road map. Give me bleeping strength. Notepad and biro outa the kitchen junk drawer. Job done and wrote in 5 minutes. Not fart arseing about doodling and making a piece of art thinking she's Leonardo da Vinci.


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Shouldn't that be Lennie da vinci

 

[Wize Owl]

Oh my days… I just laughed so much at Sopha’s tend meeting I think my waters nearly broke My first guess was that she was having a tend meeting with her old tend neighbours that she liked to say a tend hello to and wave at

But then, after seeing the tampons my guess changed to her having a meeting with the casting director of “The Full Monty” stage show. She’s trying desperately to get NoNob a part so she can meet all of the others in it and “Screm“ at them. In these pics they were discussing NoNob’s tiny nob…. the tampons were there to demonstrate a similar sized object. At first Sopha said “It’s this big“…..

But in the end, after much tend pointing and tend nodding she had to fess up about the real not tend size of it

The Casting Director said I’m fankyou but no fankyou because in his opinion NoNob might as well just leave his hat on

 

[Zofloragirl]

Bringing it back to the new thread/
She’s planning Lonnie’s end of May birthday in January.
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Isn’t he like 7/8? My cocker lived to 14. He was healthy and happy and in the prime of his life at 7/8. What’s she on about?

Imaginative play isn’t a theme she’s such a knob.