What post?You guuyyyysssss - have you seen this on Pete from TOWIE’s post?
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What post?You guuyyyysssss - have you seen this on Pete from TOWIE’s post?
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My friends cousins next door neighbour works for Michael Joseph and he said she has a 3 book deal!
April 2020 she’s got her next ‘book’ out and its just going to be 288 pages of totally blank white paper!
She’s calling it Real Hinchers Only and apparently you will only be able to see whats wrote on the pages if your a ‘real hincher’ and you use every single cleaning product, cloth, hoover, mop etc that she uses.
If you use everything she does, the mix of chemicals in your house will make the ink appear in the book and if your really a ‘real hincher’ you get to go to her house and she’ll make you nachos [emoji33]
Couldnt make it up could you!!!
She did the grid post for the book already about a month ago when she got an official copy of the finished product.I got a feeling somethings happened behind the scenes. It’s weird how she’s been on stories today & no grid post of this book she’s been banging on about for god knows how long
Let’s hope Revenue start to Audit these accounts! When people start giving up the day jobs there’s serious $$$$ involvedSorry I did not quote the post but it is to lady not from UK speaking about taxation.
Theoretically I think she should declare all gifts in value to the tax man as they’re form of payment for her “work”. This is her business and it brings hefty income. So count down all floors, doors, couches, voom wagons and space tidy. It’ll come to quite big figure imo
So proud of the ottoman its now in the loft! I thought she only got her mum to sell on shpokSo peeps I took one for the team and browsed her book.
First impressions....she will be having a laugh trying to flog that for 12 quid in the future!
Mazes, mindfulness, grounding exercise, spot Sophie, Spot Henry, spaces to make lists and goals, a section telling you to only follow IGers who inspire and make you happy (by inspire I presume that's code for buying tit you dont need) and a page exhorting the benefits of growing plants. From a woman who buys plastic plants and flowers to stuff round her home Apparently she likes to buy furniture from boot sales and upcycle (I must have blinked and missed that load of bullshit amongst the gifted and swipe ups). She also says cleaning helps calm her mind and anxious thoughts (how lucky for her. My mental health has been shite this week and I'm struggling to find the mental energy to think about cleaning let alone the will to actually do it). But shining the bleeping mirror will make everything feel good again. Who knew
And wtf is 'dorgeous'? Do Penguin not have proof readers....
Me tooI was trying my hardest to see what he was looking at on that laptop because at first I thought it was tattle
I am going to hold my hands up and tell you that I pre ordered it before I know the content. I was really hoping it would be a list journal but fully expecting some random tit you could ignore, thrown in. Number one, its larger than the last book ( I have that aswell, kill me now) and throws off my OCD! Number two, dot to dot, ava may, spot the difference etc. I was so unimpressed, and insulted. Safe to say, both got lashed out, in the bin with last nights curry boxes.I feel like she should of just brought her own ‘to do list’ note pad out instead of the joke of a book.. who even told her this would be a good idea!! If she gets asked to go on this morning I give up! I just think what’s this got to do with what her page started out been about? It was about cleaning sharing tips now it’s a dot to dot, buy baskets, house conversions loft conversion new cars, baby’s where is she going with it all? It’s going to hit her hard when it comes to a end! I preferred her when she had her original house and furniture and just cleaned! No filters no promoting..
I have all the words, but no actual words for you (if that makes sense?) How utterly heartbreaking!I kept taking her to the GP as she was coughing all the time and struggling to breath. I was sent away 3 times. Give her calpol she’s just got a cold. Unfortunately it was serious and she died of bronchitis. I wanted to die and can’t stop thinking that she suffocated. Sorry if I have upset anyone. It’s not my intention. I just need to talk about it sometimes. I have PTSD and my anxiety is constant. Hugs to you all. I enjoy this site and read for hours everynight in bed. So thank you all. Xx
I really hope the government have a budget for a few thousand lunatic asylums. Prisons run by G4s. Asylums run by H1nchHas anybody else heard the rumour about hunchs next book?
My friends cousins next door neighbour works for Michael Joseph and he said she has a 3 book deal!
April 2020 she’s got her next ‘book’ out and its just going to be 288 pages of totally blank white paper!
She’s calling it Real Hinchers Only and apparently you will only be able to see whats wrote on the pages if your a ‘real hincher’ and you use every single cleaning product, cloth, hoover, mop etc that she uses.
If you use everything she does, the mix of chemicals in your house will make the ink appear in the book and if your really a ‘real hincher’ you get to go to her house and she’ll make you nachos
Couldnt make it up could you!!!
Oh good god. This page gives me shivers. I despair that there are real authors out there with great book content but are struggling to get noticed with getting something published yet here we have someone who is producing such drivel.Look how basic it is.
But like this brainwashed hincher, forgetting she had a child whilst she was cleaning!!! (I've covered his face & her name to protect their identity, but understand if it gets refused) , but the little lad was sobbing but she'd rather take a picture first & get it up on the hinching page!! View attachment 49956I'll just leave this here....
Oh ok, so there’s more of it to come thenShe did the grid post for the book already about a month ago when she got an official copy of the finished product.
She did the same with the first book too, no post on the actual release day.
I thought the exact same thing!!!! What an holeSorry if anyones already said this I've jumped straight to here but I've just caught up on her stories and I'm like wtf! If I was a "hincher" I'd be so so so pissed off. Like shes just released this "book" yet all shes doing is reposting peoples posts etc and we haven't actually seen her appreciate or acknowledge it all face to face so to speak? And then to top it off shes basically said shes bleeping off till the weekend? Is it just me thats thinking that's not acceptable?