Mrs Hinch #60 Swiping 9 to 5, easy way to make a living, freebies piling high, it's all taking and no giving

[Paddy]

The honeymoon period of being off work will get to him, being together all the time they will eventually piss each other off, I couldn't have my bf with me 24 hours a day I'd get sick of him and surly he must be bored?

My husband works away all week, I tend to work or am busy with the horses all weekend so really only see each other Friday night Saturday night and Sunday night, I could not imagine being with him 24/7 and vice versa, we would drive each other insane

 

[motherofdonkeys]

So peeps I took one for the team and browsed her book.

First impressions....she will be having a laugh trying to flog that for 12 quid in the future!
Mazes, mindfulness, grounding exercise, spot Sophie, Spot Henry, spaces to make lists and goals, a section telling you to only follow IGers who inspire and make you happy (by inspire I presume that's code for buying tit you dont need) and a page exhorting the benefits of growing plants. From a woman who buys plastic plants and flowers to stuff round her home Apparently she likes to buy furniture from boot sales and upcycle (I must have blinked and missed that load of bullshit amongst the gifted and swipe ups). She also says cleaning helps calm her mind and anxious thoughts (how lucky for her. My mental health has been shite this week and I'm struggling to find the mental energy to think about cleaning let alone the will to actually do it). But shining the bleeping mirror will make everything feel good again. Who knew
And wtf is 'dorgeous'? Do Penguin not have proof readers....

Who has done those illustrations? They are very weak. Am also bemused by her claim to upcycle! I think she's mistaking Ikea for a boot sale.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

So peeps I took one for the team and browsed her book.

First impressions....she will be having a laugh trying to flog that for 12 quid in the future!
Mazes, mindfulness, grounding exercise, spot Sophie, Spot Henry, spaces to make lists and goals, a section telling you to only follow IGers who inspire and make you happy (by inspire I presume that's code for buying tit you dont need) and a page exhorting the benefits of growing plants. From a woman who buys plastic plants and flowers to stuff round her home Apparently she likes to buy furniture from boot sales and upcycle (I must have blinked and missed that load of bullshit amongst the gifted and swipe ups). She also says cleaning helps calm her mind and anxious thoughts (how lucky for her. My mental health has been shite this week and I'm struggling to find the mental energy to think about cleaning let alone the will to actually do it). But shining the bleeping mirror will make everything feel good again. Who knew
And wtf is 'dorgeous'? Do Penguin not have proof readers....

Jeez it really is incredibly patronising...

 

[Looboo]

All this post has done is reminded me that Adam Kay has brought out a new book! Now that is something I need to get.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I hate to reveal this but my Mum used to cut up our old Knickers for Dusters!!! As a 1970’s Child it was make do & mend, it did us no harm & we grew up happy knowing the value of things!
Mrs Hinch will never know the true meaning of happiness sadly in her fake I hope ripping off our fellow Humans was worth it

The best pants for dusters are post maternity pants passion killing, great big ol' tents that you'll never wear again (with anyone seeing ) as they're bloody ugly! I've used many a Primark giant special as rags

 

[fluffyduck]

All this post has done is reminded me that Adam Kay has brought out a new book! Now that is something I need to get.
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I can't wait for his book! The first one was brilliant!

 

[Jdimlet]

It's as horrendously poor in content as Zoe Sugg's 'Cordially Invited ' book. I hope JackMaate can buy the Hinch book and review it too.

Walking past WHSmith today it was proudly advertised as half-price when it's not even worth £5 reduced price. Poundland sells activity books that are cheaper and more interesting than this!

Oh yes a JackMaate review would be amazing!! I don’t reckon she’ll really be on his radar. We should try and get it on there though!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Oh yes a JackMaate review would be amazing!! I don’t reckon she’ll really be on his radar. We should try and get it on there though!

Tweeting at him usually works quite well!

 

[Jdimlet]

Tweeting at him usually works quite well!

I’ve Insta DM hoping he’ll pick that up!

 

[CLou17]

Sorry if anyones already said this I've jumped straight to here but I've just caught up on her stories and I'm like wtf! If I was a "hincher" I'd be so so so pissed off. Like shes just released this "book" yet all shes doing is reposting peoples posts etc and we haven't actually seen her appreciate or acknowledge it all face to face so to speak? And then to top it off shes basically said shes bleeping off till the weekend? Is it just me thats thinking that's not acceptable?

 

[Fish-in-the-Sea]

When my kids outgrew their school polo shirts I cut the fabric up into squares and use those for my cleaning cloths. Not a bleeping minky in sight <phew>

I used my kids old Terry nappies...awesome quality clothes, lasted about 15 years after they finished nappy duty.

 

[DozyCowSleepySheepy]

Colouring in cleaning products? How are these people blind to advertising.

Where’s Sophie? I’m going with up her own arse!

 

[Flossy2019]

My husband works away all week, I tend to work or am busy with the horses all weekend so really only see each other Friday night Saturday night and Sunday night, I could not imagine being with him 24/7 and vice versa, we would drive each other insane

Paddy you have horses

 

[F the dust.]

Bless all the adulation has gotten to Soph..shes just chilling tonight with a takeaway! Must be exhausting all that sharing ppls raving about your joke of a book! Put your feet up pet!!

 

[Swizzles90x]

The Grinch sent a copy of her book and a pen to Loyal Georgia from Love Island.. Wtf

 

[Serendipidybojangle]

I'd like to see what that outside pumpkin looks like now.

 

[YouKay]

I hate to reveal this [emoji2957] but my Mum used to cut up our old Knickers for Dusters!!! As a 1970’s Child it was make do & mend, it did us no harm & we grew up happy knowing the value of things!
Mrs Hinch will never know the true meaning of happiness sadly in her fake [emoji288] I hope ripping off our fellow Humans was worth it [emoji53]

I remember my mum using an old pair of my dad’s boxer shorts as a duster [emoji1787]

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I listened to one second of the Hinch song there. The cringe made me clench my bum cheeks so hard that I think I’ve damaged something down there.

 

[YouKay]

I used to think Americans were bad with how much they idolised and put money into the pockets of the Kardash clan. But the “Hinch Army” is far worse and way more stupidly blind! The mastermind behind this whole MH might have just outdone Kris Jenner! I mean this whole “Mrs.Hinch” is an extremely clever PR plan and they’ve successfully duped the British public.

1)I’m not qualified to give a diagnosis, but from what I can observe, Sophie doesn’t have as much of an anxiety problem as she claims! She loves all this attention and laps up any opportunity to be on tv like a desperate starved malnourished dog. I know anxiety and I know people with severe anxiety. If she had accidentally fallen into this fame and was truly a simple girl at home using cleaning to help her mental health issues there would be no tv appearances, press tours or heavily made up selfies with filters on her public acclint

2)How on earth have her “books” reached Number 1 on any list? The woman constantly struggles to string a grammatically correct sentence. I can only imagine how mediocre of read her books are. I’m not saying she has to speak perfect English, but surely when you’ve got that many followers you would think before you speak. This whole ditzy facade doesn’t work for her. She is constantly embarrassing herself on her stories and I truly feel like *gifting her some English lessons. If I was an Instagram celeb I’d do a bit of research to make myself some presentable instead of making a tit of myself and laughing it off. (When idiot Sophie tried embarrassing Jamie when he referred to Arsenal as “we” I really wanted to slap her! I mean she sounded so ridiculous making such a big deal of something when her grammar is far far worse! Every 5 year old knows how common it is for fans to group themselves with their favourite sports teams and used personal pronouns to show their support. ss she takes personal pronouns very literally because she is an extremely selfish person)

3) Does no one care about how dangerous it is that she is constantly promoting an overuse of chemicals? I would not want to step within a mile radius of her property out of fear of all those toxic fumes! Especially as I suffer from asthma and allergies. I don’t even want to started on much she damages and encourages her cult following to damage our environment

4)Is no one going to tell her that this whole perfectly tide house and lifestyle she promotes can have serious negative effects on the mental health of her army? This woman does NOT represent reality! She doesn’t have a job nor does she ever cook. Her husband most likely looks after the baby and she does NOTHING! All she is doing is cleaning an already clean house and projecting this perfect image. Let’s be realistic here, most of her sheep followers probably have a lot more responsibility, and no normal person can maintain this perfectly immaculate house. Houses are lived in and they’re not meant to be perfect. I can only imagine how that must be affecting the self esteem of so many when they keep trying to achieve the impossible. Everyone comparing themselves to and trying so hard to copy Sophie, when it’s just not sustainable.

5)I am sick to death of hearing her and other influencers cry over trolls. Before Instagram, we have always had gossip mags. That is the price of fame! They don’t cry when they reap the benefits of their celebrity status. Soph never cries over any of her gifted crap. So stop with the crying over trolls. If you don’t want people to criticise you, your home or your baby THEN STOP POSTING about them. It really is that simple! When you put your life out there, you are inviting the criticism. The whole crying on her stories is just attention seeking. If she genuinely had anxiety and was that upset, she would not be crying on stories for all to see with the stupid butterfly filter!

6)The insensitivity and lack of empathy from Soph is just baffling. How can one person be that cold and uncaring? Her heart is as dull as her grey house! Aside from all the drama with the wave of light, if you look at any group photo (especially the ones from P&G events) who is heavily made up and front centre in all the group shots?

7)She’s just another idiot encouraging people to spend unnecessarily whilst her pockets are getting fatter by the minute! Wake up people! You don’t need that many bottles of cleaning products stockpiled in baskets in your “Narnia”.

8)Does her infatuation with naming inanimate objects bother anyone else? I reckon it’s because she’s got no real friends, it helps her feel like she’s got some sort of social circle. (She probably has a nice chat with all of them before she puts them to bed) And is the labelling of everything really necessary? That woman is just too much with everything. It really shows her personality defects. She is such a narcissist who is constantly overcompensating.

9)Can she be any more of a pathetic beg who is desperate for freebies? It’s true what they say - you can have all the money, but you can’t buy class! The sickening thing is that she’s lucky to be in a position where she can afford most things. The greedy witch still begs for a freebie and deludes herself and idiot cult into thinking she’s helping small businesses out! As is her followers will actually have the money to spend using the company she posts after not paying a penny for their products! If she is was so interested in helping and giving back she herself would be paying because she afford it and maybe giving to charities!

10)I’m not going to get into her “parenting” methods because to each their own! But if I was lucky enough to be in a position where my partner and I could sit at home all day and not have to worry about finances, I would do it a hell of a lot differently! I’d be living life and making memories, then maybe dedicate an hour to social media to keep the account active. Everyone would have understood if she went a bit quiet because of the baby. The absence would actually grow the idiot’s brand because the cult army would be having withdrawals and be eager for any snippet onto her life! She is in an enviable position and I feel like she doesn’t even appreciate it! Instead of graciously taking advantage of her blessing she’s wasting time on her stories advertising useless tit.

11)And lastly this idiot did not invent cleaning or Zoflora! Stop treating her like she’s taught us the next best thing since sliced bread. Most of what she does, my mother taught me to do from the age of 15. And my grandmother introduced me to Zoflora in safe amounts way before this woman!

The public needs to wake up! This woman is just a FAKE! It is so cringeworthy to watch her and it baffles me how 2.8million people cannot see through this utter BS! It’s all a well thought out and planned PR stunt to help them get rich by sitting on their asses and doing jack all!

I think with celebrities like the Kardashians, their lifestyle isn’t achievable for the everyday person, most people don’t aspire to be like them, they just watch them as entertainment, but with Hinch she’s more relatable (well was) people feel they can be her/like her.

 

[Flossy2019]

Bless all the adulation has gotten to Soph..shes just chilling tonight with a takeaway! Must be exhausting all that sharing ppls raving about your joke of a book! Put your feet up pet!!

who called it last night about the takeaway

The Grinch sent a copy of her book and a pen to Loyal Georgia from Love Island.. Wtf

She’s a hincher she chops her cushions