Mrs Hinch #590 Which celebrity couple would take money to a desert island?
Well done to our lovely Pols for the new thread title, @Pollyanna263
Suggestions are few and far between these days, is it because #mrshinchisover?
Please mark any suggestions with "thread suggestion", don't swear and don't ramble on!
Her sister lives at the old house.
Given that it's been three days since the last thread, and she's had two days off, I'm surprised to be writing another recap so soon - what on earth have we been chatting about?!?
Monday evening we continued to snort into our cruncky snacks over the many faces of Hinch. Thread 600 is coming up quickly
Soph took a bath and Jimbob mouth breathed as he watched her through a crack in the door.
Tuesday morning dawned cold and sunny, and with it came the ubiquitous sunny good morning post.
She hasn't read Tattle since Francis Drake circumnavigated the planet in the Golden Hind. However, upon capturing and filming a bird in the kitchen for content, she sent some dms to herself proclaiming that she's now Snow White.
Funny sort of Snow White though, allowing bin juice and wee to remain all over your house and self while you film a little story for the gram. (Not that snow white, not that gram...)
Hiding behind the Gretel filter because we've all just seen her real face.
Something something something Garnier masks #ad. Yawn yawn yawn.
A quick duck you to whoever she thinks is being negative right now (tattle, LLB, Mario? Her own fans who didn't recognise her? Who bleeping knows) and then a huge and obvious duck you to DEFRA.
Yes, she threw caution to the pathogen laden winds and allowed the chickens to roam free across the garden. Despite being the eve of a compulsory housing order and in the overlap of at least 3 surveillance zones with enhanced biosecurity measures, she felt this was an appropriate and responsible thing to do. She's still learning to be a tend farmer guyshhh, #bekond.
DEFRA (or APHA) will be in touch.
Did a quiz in the car with Jimbob. Would take money to a desert island (obviously!) and her DEFS ROW meal would be mums roast dinner
(you all know the sound I'm conveying via emoji). And Janine's sausage fingers are his most attractive feature. Oioi.
Sent herself more DMs. And goodnight for a couple of days.
She popped back on Wednesday at 9:30pm to share the result of the B&M shop with Hunch comp. The winner was another instahun who didn't need the freebies as she gets enough as it is. Why would anyone think this was anything other than a marketing exercise anyway?
And with that, another thread closed.
Remember guysh, your life and your house and your journey doesn't have to make sense to anyone but you, and even then it probably won't make sense to you! Be kond, all the vest xx
Dogpie rose knows she's on the downslope.
Janine better get a recruitment agent.
Mad Ma has overdone the tranq gun this week.
Al's better off out of it tbh.
Read the wiki. Read thread 500. Save your favourite faces for thread 600.
Well done to our lovely Pols for the new thread title, @Pollyanna263
Suggestions are few and far between these days, is it because #mrshinchisover?
Please mark any suggestions with "thread suggestion", don't swear and don't ramble on!
Her sister lives at the old house.
Given that it's been three days since the last thread, and she's had two days off, I'm surprised to be writing another recap so soon - what on earth have we been chatting about?!?
Monday evening we continued to snort into our cruncky snacks over the many faces of Hinch. Thread 600 is coming up quickly
Soph took a bath and Jimbob mouth breathed as he watched her through a crack in the door.
Tuesday morning dawned cold and sunny, and with it came the ubiquitous sunny good morning post.
She hasn't read Tattle since Francis Drake circumnavigated the planet in the Golden Hind. However, upon capturing and filming a bird in the kitchen for content, she sent some dms to herself proclaiming that she's now Snow White.
Funny sort of Snow White though, allowing bin juice and wee to remain all over your house and self while you film a little story for the gram. (Not that snow white, not that gram...)
Hiding behind the Gretel filter because we've all just seen her real face.
Something something something Garnier masks #ad. Yawn yawn yawn.
A quick duck you to whoever she thinks is being negative right now (tattle, LLB, Mario? Her own fans who didn't recognise her? Who bleeping knows) and then a huge and obvious duck you to DEFRA.
Yes, she threw caution to the pathogen laden winds and allowed the chickens to roam free across the garden. Despite being the eve of a compulsory housing order and in the overlap of at least 3 surveillance zones with enhanced biosecurity measures, she felt this was an appropriate and responsible thing to do. She's still learning to be a tend farmer guyshhh, #bekond.
DEFRA (or APHA) will be in touch.
Did a quiz in the car with Jimbob. Would take money to a desert island (obviously!) and her DEFS ROW meal would be mums roast dinner
(you all know the sound I'm conveying via emoji). And Janine's sausage fingers are his most attractive feature. Oioi.Sent herself more DMs. And goodnight for a couple of days.
She popped back on Wednesday at 9:30pm to share the result of the B&M shop with Hunch comp. The winner was another instahun who didn't need the freebies as she gets enough as it is. Why would anyone think this was anything other than a marketing exercise anyway?
And with that, another thread closed.
Remember guysh, your life and your house and your journey doesn't have to make sense to anyone but you, and even then it probably won't make sense to you! Be kond, all the vest xx
Dogpie rose knows she's on the downslope.
Janine better get a recruitment agent.
Mad Ma has overdone the tranq gun this week.
Al's better off out of it tbh.
Read the wiki. Read thread 500. Save your favourite faces for thread 600.
honestly though I canโt believe she made that sound 
do we reckon Hinch is brave enough to follow when Insta goes tits up
