Mrs Hinch #574 We might be Nusty Trolls and Arsenal holes but at least us fat hens don't have to sell our souls

[Miss Ophelia]

Now I’ve seen it I can’t unsee it…. Jimbobbeegeenob (Note, I love the Bee Gees though)

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Least Barry Gibb filled his pants

 

[Ditzymama28]

Hmmmm which one is gonna be her favourite?!?!

 

[dandymandy]

She must love EastEnders we've got Peggy Mitchell, Pam Coker and Pat Butcher

Butchers is about right

 

[hazelnutty]

PAM ( Pestle And Mortar) who got bingo?

 

[Danielle0120]

My heart honestly breaks for the innocent animals in her care
The alpacas have NOWHERE near the amount of space needed.
I don't know anything about chickens but I read that space isn't enough for them?
What's next? Goats which are very social and clever? There's no room for goats to be happy.
Pigs? I'd love to see her have pigs. They're disgustingly smelly.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Can see this happening

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I'm going to rage quit the thread (for an hour or so, I'd never leave you nusty trolls) if one of those hens isn't called Pumpkins.

Jokes.
I think they'll be "old lady" names. Peg, Pam and Pat.

3/3 I'm fank you

 

[horseybox1982]

Naming them after Eastenders characters so that they are relatable innit oi oi

Those hens look like they deserve a loving, stimulating home, not a home full of treats and trapped in a tiny, poorly fox proofed pen, totally unstimulated and eventually left by the wayside.

Shame on the British Hen Trust.

As a side thought, I hope she checked her property deeds, because if there are clauses on animals on the land, she’s going to look very bleeping stupid. We can’t keep cattle or pigs on our land. Not that we even have room in our garden for the dog really let alone pigs or cattle.

 

[Dexty2021]

So she didn’t put the perches in for them to roost in at night! The perch should fit in here.

Should have known she’d be not caring properly for them already.

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

Ronnie looks a bit scared there, not that that will matter. She’s filtered the living daylights out of that pic yet again.

I don’t like chickens but I feel really sorry for that one, and Ronni e looks petrified

 

[Pumpkins1506]

1. Can vouch for the weather as it was hazy cloud like this this afternoon. Hasn't been cloudy for well over a week now.
2. The corn pecker is suspiciously empty. It's also a different one to the one hanging in the run. They really don't need that many treat peckers if they've got all that space to forage.

 

[flixy83]

I kinda want the 3 P’s to be known as the feathered fuckers to match the Wooly Wankers, but honestly I just feel sorry for them, they’ve had a hard start to like and I feel like it’s going to get harder living at Hinch notafarm

 

[lilyflower96]

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Adding this just for reference - we're due torrential rain and thunderstorms for the next 3 days. That could be interesting, assuming we actually get some rain.

 

[Pollyanna263]

I sort of got two with Peggy and Patsy.

She’s just too predictable.

 

[Chicken89]

Cue Stacey's 7pm story who mentioned she would do that?!

 

[Mum of two]

The garden isn't big enough for more animals. Does anyone local know if the people who own the fields backing on to her garden would be prepared to sell some of their land?

 

[Misssj80]

Has she picked the best looking three that were on offer. I don't know but I was expecting them to look a little more rough with less feathers etc??!!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

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I'm dying and these are going in the next recap.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

2/3 names. Imagine being that boring and predictable.