Mrs Hinch #568 Not content with fleecing the sheep, Sophie wants some hens to keep

[cosytoes]

Is there a dm feature? I will happily transfer money to the lady.

No unfortunately it was removed

 

[nursemum12]

I thought you meant Handsomes was going to the tip at first

Haha sorry lack of sleep and children I have probably not worded it great

 

[Pollyanna263]

Totally missed this, was just looking back over the thread for the next recap! Mini pumpkins have low expectations, despite my 6 years studying art. One room is a poor impression of a space theme, done with glitter and glow in the dark paint. The other is an instagrammable blue and purple "under the sea" creation, with the tried and tested draw-round-half-a-plate scallops around the width of the room to look like waves. I might add coral and fish but also really can't be bothered. I'm not Chris the mural man Also neither the minis or Mr P are paying me 10k for it. I might have earned myself a trip to a massage therapist, if I'm lucky.

Those rooms sound amazing! Lucky kids

 

[IrishCatlady]

How come the scars on her arm are so red? I'm sure she has shown a picture before and they were a thin white line. Those scars look fresher????
Editing to add photo. They could of course be from different surgeries but I'd have thought by now they wouldn't be so red?

Yes more like saggy bingo wings surgery

 

[Mrsgills]

Why does she have 2 washing machines? One in her kitchen and one in the garage ? And from the look of it the one in the garage is plugged in as well you can see the lead going into the wall

Tumble dryer?

 

[GrimFandango]

There's even an app for her to do that!

"Founded in 2020 by French entrepreneur Alexis Barreyat, BeReal was made in response to the current social media landscape. It's not like Instagram, where users can curate their feeds and edit their images. BeReal doesn't allow you to curate. There are no filters. It simply gives users a random two-minute window each day to post one photo. When you post, the app uses both your front and rear-facing camera, giving your friends a full picture of what you're doing in the moment — not unlike the now-defunct Frontback app. With BeReal, there is no way to lie about where you are or what you're doing. You can't project a picture-perfect image."

I love bereal its fascinating!

 

[Noseydi]

Thinks she used to little pricks

All of a sudden she’s become obsessed with sweating she must think if she constantly says she’s sweating folk think she’s busy
As for the move….it’s just pathetic,especially considering she never has the kids to look after on top of it

If you find it elsewhere can you let me know please

I have just got it on YouTube

 

[JustaLurker101]

Anyone got any receipts from hinch farm re foxes?

 

[Hibernia]

Just seen Soph has got her bruises and stretch marks out. Pulling out the big guns. She must have got a serious bollocking over the emma bed saga

Sorry girls (and boys?) but I've missed a bit on here. What's the Emma saga??

 

[Cat87]

Why isn’t this reel on the grid?

 

[slmapg]

I'm Kate Bush but what a joke of a reel. She's obsessed with filtering her image. Just a few days ago she was hiding her face when Jamie was filming her. Be yourself but she uses filters and has fake nails, eyebrows and eyelashes.

This is because she needs engagement after the house move and Emma mattress.

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I don’t mean to bring another woman down but fuck me I can see why she uses a filter.

In Sophie's own words "never be ashamed of the things that you are".
I'd be fucking ashamed of making myself look like a completely different person. She's an absolute fuckwit. Here's the real Sopha, not filtered and tweaked like she portrays. Open your eyes you silly sheep. She's playing you all.


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Is that first photo before she had the surgery to lose weight? She looked healthier there.

 

[Pinky_snuff]

When we moved we knew around a month in advance of when we'd likely be moving. Started packing up stuff we really didn't need until the final week when we really had the bare essentials. Moved out of one into another *on the same day*. Had left mine spotlessly clean, one I arrived to was filthy!

Preaching to the choir here I know...this message isn't for you it's to remind SH that this is what 99% of moves look like!

Oh and PS. I had 2 small children as well, a husband working 60 hours a week and no family to help!

PPS. Argh!

When we moved , we had to literally pack only ou

Because the huns are so bloody thick, they think her tend book is a literary masterpiece for a start they don’t need much blesstheirarts

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

Thank you and for the poonami giggle!!!!

The normal ones you can take off down baby’s body in the event of a poonami if you don’t want to go up and over their head!

(my biggest love is cloth nappies though, no poonamis ever )

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Inspired by @Olivemaks thread suggestion (and because I’m putting off all the adulting I should be doing today) I re-wrote Aqua’s Barbie Girl for the Hinchliffes



Hiya, Sophie
Hi, James
You want to take the shoppers for a ride?
Sure, James
Jump in

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

I'm a brown hair root girl in a ’tend farm world
Dress up in tesco tat, wobbly headboards
GHDs, Iconic, well I love them all
If they pay, and ignore, all the filters

You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I take photos with fans but I’ll bend my knees
Come jump in, Hinching friends, let us do it again
Comment on my posts, up my numbers please

You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Oh, I'm making so much money
Well, Sophie, we are just getting started
Oh, Woo Hoo Ooo, James

I love you

 

[Cat87]

117 bastards or bots

What happened/ did she post on 25th July?? Lol

 

[paddington123]

Wow her dog is so over weight lol

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Lawn seems to have recovered.
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It still looks pretty yellow and dry

 

[Oldcat]

At least she is learning to accept her tallness from this lady.. ( from looking at her Page is everything Sofa is not!)

How tall is she actually?

 

[Oldcat]

Which streaming service is this on? I would like to watch it

iplayer