Mrs Hinch #561 Shredded wheat bedding ... to try and beat SS's wedding

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Mr Owl thinks I should share an outtake from attempting to record the vid I shared earlier. In my defence it was hot and I’m still learning guyyyyysh It’s the fact I carried on and the half arsed “Oi Oi” at the end that makes him laugh
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Finally found time to catch up... see that soph up to her normal tricks of playing the 'trolls' card but an AD!!
Such a braggy cow!!!
 
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Or a puppy. A puppy reveal would top a wedding in my eyes.
You nusty hen how dare you suggest King Henry has to share a bedroom with a peasant puppy!!

Brilliant and the footz
 
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You’ve put this really well and I’d been trying to think about what her posts remind me of recently which is just that - a robot. I find it quite creepy now that she completely ignores any criticism or world events and just carries on posting the same old regardless. It’s totally mindless and shows how little she cares about her Instagram/followers. It’s clearly been planned out weeks in advance so she rattles it off without any thought or nod to what is going on in real life.

I think it makes her seem so detached from reality and out of touch with her followers (if the bragging alone hadn’t done enough damage). Surely her fans will start feeling this disconnect if they don’t already. She is like an out of control train and can’t bring herself to change or move with the times so she will continue doing what she’s doing until it all crashes down suddenly.
 
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I love you. I’ve been busy tend working tonight and had these exact screen shots stashed away for later. . Yep. Bandeau top on. Arms and legs out. Yep. Fine. Normal. But she claims to not dress like that. All bollocks.
 
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I bet she hung round the sidelines of the loose hen, not really interacting or participating because she wasn’t the centre of attention. Nobody was asking her to sign bottles of flash, or falling at her feet telling her how incredible she is. So she just awkwardly lurked, waiting for Stacey or Jemma to babysit her.

I’m sure lots of us have been to events where you have one awkward guest who you need to try and coax to join in, but they don’t wanna know. Then when someone does a social media post they have to to an obligatory mention of them at the end so it doesn’t look like they’re just leaving one person out. This time, Soph was that awkward person. You got patronised at your best friends hen do hunnay, get a life!
 
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Probably already been said but.. she mopped under the toilet then mopped up the walls...What??
What kind of madness is this?
Who mops the wall?
Who uses the same cleaning item on the toilet floor and on the wall of the shower?

You know what? Actually, nothing surprises me any more. Just gonna sit down, shut up and eat my spaghetti hoop pie.
 
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Cleaning all her new things in her million pound "mansion", so fucking relatable isn't she?!!
 
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Brilliant! Her huuuge footz and Inch's teeny peeny twiggy legs!
He's an utter fuckwit but I can imagine him laughing if he saw these, how could anyone not?
It's boiling nusties hope you're all ok
I’m fannnnk yooooou Schweeet’arrrrt. I thought it only fair to ssshow her true footzzz off and Jimbobcreepyslob’s micro twiggy legssssssh

Pheeeeew, what a ssscorcher it’ssssh been today hey Darlinnnnns Perfect wevvvvver for hoovering freebie carpetsssh, wassshing wallssssh with piddle ssstained mopsssh and acting like Jamessssh Bond, I’m pretty sssure he sssaid “Jussssct call me Mr Bond” Now we have. “Jusssct call me Mrs Hinch”

Let‘sssh hope ssshe’s lossst even more followersssh from today’sssh anticssssh #mrshinchisover
 
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I agree, it’s weird that she hasn’t been featured in any of the photos from best friend Stacey’s hen do. Usually the two con women make sure they both post a photo declaring their love for one another when they meet up. It’s also strange that Nadia and the chef have mentioned her. They are a weird lot.

Is she wearing a white towel or a wedding/ bridesmaids dress?
 
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You are a comedy legend @Wize Owl darrrlin Mr M laarved it too and Mr Owl was right, that out take is hilarious, totally convinsssching - it could be him!
Sooo hot, still 28° so Alexa says. Ask Alexa to play the poo and wee song it has a techno vibe!
Mrs Hinch has pissshy wallshhhh pass it on!
#mrshinchisover
 
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I agree! All I can assume is she’s got so much money she doesn’t think she’ll ever run out or she’s got a lot of time left in brand partnerships (contract wise) that she believes she’s untouchable.

it was only about a year ago every chav was dying to so their whole house grey and creaming their knickers over hinch, I barely hear her mentioned nowadays. The rails at Tesco I’ve passed with her ranges are very full and untouched. She’s so far from who got her where she is isn’t she she literally relies on her kids to make her money now, sad old cow
 
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Dear Soph,should I be indoors now?or in your case,indoors one of your doors
Am I wrong sharing that I'm sitting out even now inreal time with my dogs and annoying humans.
It's cool,refreshing and migige free.
No flies on us.
What about you?How's your evening-do share x
 
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Instead of accepting all these freebies, why not gift them to someone? Why does she keep taking? Why is she so bloody greedy? The people that got you where you are now Sopha? They are more than likely struggling. For goodness sake give something back
 
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I really hope she doesn’t have another child, ever! She can’t look after those two beautiful boys
 
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