Mrs Hinch #559 not content with pulling the rug over the sheep's eyes, she's gone for the whole gifted carpet

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I’m honestly surprised she has any sheep left at all!
I don’t get how someone with enough money to sit around scratching Llamas arses all day can be so bloody boring. Ice cubes and water. Is she taking the piss?
 
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“The best thing about Hinch is her trolls” has to be a thread suggestion!
 
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So she was upset that Henry woke her up yesterday morning at 5:52, but she's up with Ron & Len today at 5:20? Make it make sense.
Unfortunately, it never will my darling in Grinch’s world

She’s nowt but a thick as shit bint.
 
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Am I missing something with these fruit ice cubes? Is the fruit purely for aesthetic reasons because surely it wouldn't make much of a difference in flavour to the water?
I thought she was making it for the macapacas, not for her and Jimbob. They’re lumps of ice
 
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Of course Jimbobgetajobnob loves orange in his, I wouldn’t expect anything else from Mr Orangery

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Again, am I being a bit thick here but what’s so revolutionary about fruit in ice? Does it even do anything? I can’t imagine it adds much to a glass of water flavour wise. Am I just a nusty heathen?

I thought she was making it for the macapacas, not for her and Jimbob. They’re lumps of ice
Sorryyyyy, didn’t mean to plagiarise pls be kond xoxo

Fuckinel replied to the wrong comment as well. Schtil learninggggg
 
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I’m honestly surprised she has any sheep left at all!
I don’t get how someone with enough money to sit around scratching Llamas arses all day can be so bloody boring. Ice cubes and water. Is she taking the piss?
Well the sheep aren’t the brightest bless them
 
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Must of fallen asleep on the sofa again after all her hard work today bless her how ever will I sleep with no goodnight quote from her?
 
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Filling your barrf full of water (& added Milton) to soak a couple of Ronald's toilet accessories in - totally bloody unnecessary Hinch as we face a water shortage.
Forever wasteful, forever ungrateful, forever an absent minded, chavvy, insincere, insensitive twat!
Apologies if this has been shared earlier but I'm not exactly "on the ball"

 
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Nothing happening in the world affects her
 
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So after the MHMMDI comments there she is cleaning Ronnie’s room…. We can read her like a book!
 
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