Bet fiddle can’t wait to twirl for Father James around 1 of the posts in her damart nightie with the wooden kitchen roll holder in handBrace yourselves for the innuendo from Jimbobnojobsmallknobnosejob when they get their 4 poster
That’s what Fiddle saidNoooooooooooo.
I was about to have a sausage sarnie
I hadn't even got that far in her stories. We've got people sleeping on gym floors, children waiting with their mothers out in the freezing cold not knowing where they will get their next warm bed or hot meal. Just desperate to get to safety. Escaping their homes and not even knowing if they'll have a home to go back to. Most having left husbands, fathers, sons behind to face what's coming. And she's showing us the fucking dogs bedroom with his own fucking chandelier. She is such a prize cunt. Soph if you're reading this (we know you do) it's time to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror. It's shocking. Absolutely shocking. And no, your fucking stupid Llamas don't make anybody smile. Except stupid, deluded Princess Soph who has absolutely no idea about anything outside of her boring grey walls. She can just fuck right off.So this morning she could barely cope we the war breaking out and not knowing what to say. This afternoon we’re looking at her DOGS bedroom. I know we’ve got to get on with life but she can’t think that’s appropriate?
I hope it’s not a Dulux colab of colours like ‘Alpaca wool’ ‘fresh hay’ ‘hinch grey’I was having a look at the patent clauses for Hinch over the weekend (I was bored at work!!) and she has added Interior Design and advice to her list of things Hinch can be used for. Is she attempting to start an Interior Design business too?
How tone deaf can you be!!‘I hope my stories can bring a few smiles’ whilst we watch you in your million pound house and worry about rising fuel costs.
Ok.
I'm just waiting for Capt Jack Sparrow or Gaston to swing from it....That pint colour looks almost mushy pea green to me. Must be the filter. The panelling is tacky AF and about 3 years too late to the trend. That light looks like it’s been robbed from a Bier Keller or one of those Viking night places you go to when abroad where you get fed a meal and drink pints out of tankards and all sit together I’m really long tables.
I have no wordsThe world is fucked.
He’s my gifted chandelier for my dogs bedroom guyssssch…
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