Mrs Hinch #505 When is a desk not a desk? When it’s a ladder

[Danielle0120]

I have a feeling the threads gonna turn toxic again over a fucking highchair. Talk about playground drama - can people remember this is a thread about one person. Hinch.
Just because people don't agree with stuff she does doesn't mean people are dragging other parents down for doing the same thing so why people are feeling hurt is beyond me. Not one single comment is directed at Jane, Sally and Karen, only hinch, so if you wanna puff your chest out over a comment that wasn't directed to anyone but hinch then that's on you, but no one says comments on here to hurt other people's feelings.

Eta - I will just say its plain and simple why Ronnie is rammed into a highchair that looks uncomfortable, for one reason. That reason being is so he's restraint and cannot run around. Instead of her being a mother and controlling her child, she thinks shuvving him into a highchair is the easiest thing to avoid embarrasment because we all know she's said Ronnie embarrasses her in restaurants and cafes. There's no other reason so the comments saying it may be cos the space between chair and table might be too wide for him, ok that's all good and well, but put 2 and 2 together and read the room. That's not why he's in one tonight. It's for controlling purposes.

Thats me out xx

 

[Poppysmimi]

Hey Tattle Family

just popping in to be cheered up. As you know, my sister was killed before Christmas by a drunk driver leaving four young children.
He’s admitted everything but the police admitted to me today that whilst on bail pending toxicology results, he’s still allowed to drive about!! This news has hit me like a ton of bricks today so keep tattling and photoshopping. I need cheering up and content from Instagram wankers including alpacas and carrots isnt cutting it xx

 

[IrishCatlady]

Thread title Escape from Alpacatraz

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Omg. I’m fankyoo. Little old me. Going to assemble my Next Bronx Ladder desk to celebrate. Then take the kids to Morrison’s cafe in their trackies. I also have a nearly 3 year old. I may or may not put him in the high chair…..

 

[Blah blah 2020]

Thread suggestion:-

Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring shite!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #505 When is a desk not a desk? When it’s a ladder

Winning thread title by @HinchesSousChef

Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards.


Another day of riveting content from Mrs Hinch.

Fuck about with hair (undisclosed Dyson ad?)
Jamie on the floor with the kids (undisclosed Tesco and Sky ad)
Sophie on the floor with the kids - featuring Soph’s true persona, switching to Mummaz of the year when she realised Inch was filming (undisclosed Tesco and Sky ad)
Too much of Henry for pre-watershed
Plagiarise someone else’s words
Breakfast for the children (undisclosed Tesco ad)
Breakfast for the alpacas (undisclosed ‘tend grass ad?)
Build a desk for all the work she has to do (undisclosed Next ad? Undisclosed Tesco ad)
Give tattle a good laugh at the most ridiculously small, impractical desk for a 5 bedroom, 4 reception room, empty house
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Take the kids to Morrisons Cafe


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Thread #500 - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...

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Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
WIKI is the pink button at the top

 

[Bennington12]

Not sure if it's already been shared but this was on FB and made me Lol!

 

[Tui]

Do we have to have loads of posts about whether people put their 3yo in high chairs or not?? Can we all just agree Hinch is a jeb end

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

That moment when you arrive home from your not tend job, see that the desk is not a desk, head straight over to Tattle to vent and realise it is a thread title.
Bravo

 

[Danielle0120]

Yes someone mentioned it, he's glued to it. The 1 place I don't think kids ahoukd have ipads or screens is whilst eating at the table

You're gonna start round 2 you little shit

 

[Pollyanna263]

That’s what I’m here for bubs. Tattle archivist

I’ve gone down a rabbit hole looking for sausage slop

I don’t think this was the original one

 

[seen-the-light]

She must be getting bored of that nail varnish colour by now. What’s it been 2 years?

 

[Ttcbennett]

“It’s ok to say when you’re struggling” WHEN the FUCK has she ever said she’s struggling?!?! That’s the point!!! Stop hiding behind your Disney fake life lee record BULLSHIT and share the REAL life you live!!! You and your fake profile of lies and trickery is the f*cking reason people are having mental breakdowns because they forget that nobodies perfect!!
I’m sorry but you CANNOT spout some it’s ok not to be ok bullshit when you’re this fake and removed. I swear I’d she brings another book out mentioning her mental health struggle and people don’t see that she’s using mental health to SELL an item and make a profit them what is this world coming to?!!!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Danielle made excellent points just adding

no one is making a dig at you if you still use high chairs aged 3 - the point people are fucked off about is this woman claims in all her tend books she is so honest with her fans, thus, they feel they can trust her and buy any shite she flogs but lies consistently. Ronnie in a high chair? Cool. You either wanna be honest so tell your fans the reason or don’t. Keep him off. If the reason is “he is naughty and I cba to deal with it” then again, she needs to be honest with herself and go to a parenting workshop.

same with iPads. Just be honest. For all we know he is glued to jolly phonics and learning - but there is no transparency. Maybe she does suspect he has something going on and the iPad keeps him focused whatever…

the point is she claims to be honest to her fans but this is a lie. This is to manipulate them so they feel close to her. Her kids are used to reinforce the idea they are mates. She’s no different to a dodgy sales bloke going for elderly people who are lonely.

no one is ever attacking you, if you feel that way then that defence tactic is something internalised within you. Maybe you’re super sensitive because iPads at tables is always negatively commented on but no one knows your situation. We comment on the fake lifestyle hinch portrays and that’s it. She gets herself in a mess by swinging between “I love my fans and I tell them the truth” then when it doesn’t suit her and the comments hit hard “I only show snippets of my life”

don’t be a hinch,nothing on here is about you

 

[Wotsitslife]

These were the three which escaped from Alcatraz, 3 men, 3 male alpacas

Sorted!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Nice "Evening Llama Feed" (sick of the bloody A word! )
Pretty clear this was when the outdoor lights were on.
Laaavin herself, make up on, filtered to fuckery - what's new?

 

[Strawberry13]

Jamie is a career sabbatical the same as “sponging off your wife?”

 

[Danielle0120]

I absolutely empathise. I’m so sorry that you’re going through this.
It’s why I get so shouty and vocal about people using ‘Ocd’ as an adjective.
Cause I have diagnosed ocd and if I don’t cross the road by the lamppost, something bad will happen to my son.
(I 100% realise how weird it sounds trust me. But this is the reality of it. I don’t give a crap about ‘how clean’ my house is, or things being straight. If we could stop that nonsense now that’d be awesome!)
Hinch IS a twat thought isn’t she! Thought her dad was making her a ladder? Did it drown or something?

The person who said her unit sets her ocd off may well have ocd. People jump the gun far too quickly on here. It's a thread, about a cunt, things need to be taken with a pinch of salt on here.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hello trolls

 

[Inthelockdown]

I personally don’t give a shit if she uses a high hair or not I did many times to make my life easier , it’s the constant lies and pretence of perfection she’s constantly got to portray from them both being t total , now I’m aware some pple don’t drink but come on you can just tell inch likes a beer and her a wine or whatever why lie then to the fact when weaning Ronnie he ALWAYS ate it all she’s not a natural mother but has to keep up the pretend cos no one in her life has ever put her in her place she’s surrounded my enablers