bleeping hell, she's painted the kitchen whilst cleaning up. 
Filtered the duck outa that one Soph.
Filtered the duck outa that one Soph.
Mrs Hinch #431 Struggling with her mental health, but lots of ads to maintain her wealth
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Thank you so muchOh I’m so sorryI don’t even know what to say. I don’t think there is a right or wrong, though. I think you need to do whatever feels right for you and your mum
Yeah you’re right! I’ve just tried to do the same
maybe there are extra features available to verified accounts 
You also can’t manipulate the time feature 
I really don't know what to say my lovely.
If you need to chat we are here to listen and support you. Sending virtual hugs. 
It’s not inside hunaay, can’t have colour inside & spoil the aestheticI don’t think iv ever seen such a staged set up of kids toys before! Well not in a house where a toddler lives anyway. Only In shops when they merchandise them
Honestly these get funnierMrs Hinch #431 - “Struggling with her mental health, but plenty of ads to maintain her wealth.”
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Peeping James, the neighbourhood crank popped up on Tuesday night with a very sinister video of Soph filmed through a crack in the door. His heavy breathing made it look like something from a Halloween horror movie. “Bless her ‘art ... she’s in her element ...” duck off Jamie Kruger.
Wednesday was a quiet day. She seems to be part time since coming back from maternity leave. She didn’t even take part in P&G’s ads for their new Mean Girls laundry bundle. She’d be the perfect ambassador for a mean girl too!
Thursday and she was up early to share patronising responses to some of her sheep’s messages. Telling nurses who are struggling and people who’ve had major spinal surgery that they’re super woman and telling them not to be so hard on themselves when she’s part of the problem. The whole thing was an excuse for her to tell them all she has to cope with a toddler and baby at home alone a few days a week when Jamie’s working on his project / at their new house / in the betting office...
Mum not there? Ron not at nursery? Jamie secretly at home anyway because you made the whole thing up because he looks like a lazy bastard?
Next she decided to sort froo even more autumn decorations whilst Jamie took Ron on a day out to his favourite place - the tip. Dropping off Soph’s upcycling projects?
Anyways she was going to revamp her autumn reef cos she’s become a bitttt attachttttt to ittttt. We never saw it again until Friday afternoon.
Then she decided to have a bit of “fun” and make mop pumpkins because she loves pumpkins and she loves mops! I hope that’s on her CV as intereshhhhts.
She didn’t show how to make them properly, the finished article looked tit and she stole the idea anyway. So that went well.
She painted one wiv her Frenchic paint she has left over from an upcycle disaster and made little shhhhtring ones too. What would have been cute was letting Ron paint one. But this is all about the gram and keeping up with the ridiculous autumn trend they’re all doing so he didn’t get a look in.
Next up was a video of her putting cheese and nibbles on a lazy Sophie, sorry lazy Susan, for her cousins to snack on. It was inexplicably accompanied by some dance music like there was some sort of rave going on in the cheese compartment of her fridge.
A photo of Len and the cousin’s new babies followed with a photo of Soph and
said cousins as kids and then a video of a highly filtered Soph being tend shocked that people think Ron looks like her as a baby. The sheep are probably shocked to see any resemblance given they never see your real face bubs.
Just when you thought she’d be exhausted what with her being a shhhhtruggling new mum on anti depressants she upped sticks (pissy ones natch) and went hotfootzing it over to Stinky Stacey’s for a night out at the - very obviously an undeclared ad for Mecca - Bingo.
Heavily pregnant Stace had forgotten all about it when Hinch and her cling on sister JemJem turned up at nearly 10pm to take her out for bingo, but it was ok as Hinch was going to help her get ready, plaiting her hair and chewing gum like the teenage chav she embodies.
Videos followed of them moaning they didn’t win anything. Poor little millionaires.. my heart bleeds. Stacey’s sister uploaded a video of Stacey which was hijacked by Hinch who suddenly decided to throw her purple tokens in the air to get the camera on to her. Bloody weirdo.
She finally rocked up home at 1am, where she claimed she was going to kick Jamie out of bed to have cuddles with Henry, presumably because Jamie was in bed exhausted after looking after their kids all day, and didn’t wait up for Princess Soph to crawl home. That or he had his binoculars out to spy on their neighbours.
Boot other giant foot Soph. We know if James has stayed out until 1am Gretel’s head would have wobbled so much it would have dropped off in a fury.
Friday morning and another video of Ron and Len that turned out to be an undisclosed advert. She’s very cynically directing her followers over to Next constantly since they started stocking her dish rag loungewear.
Next we were treated to a Gretel moan about how skanky she is sat on her dirty sofa stinking of baby puke and wearing last night’s make up. How is this woman supposed to be inspirational? Maybe staying out with your mates until 1am wasn’t such a good idea after all Soph.
Later she suddenly remembered she’s supposed to be a cleaning account so posted some staged photos of the kitchen looking like shite after her cousins had visited yesterday. Personally I wouldn’t have let them back in after they trashed her house on their last visit. Chucking laundry all over the floors and moving her Ribena round to gaslight her. Now they’ve been leaving her dishwasher open and throwing her recycling round the kitchen.
Today’s “cleaning” was more elusive than Ron being shown speaking again and it wasn’t shown on camera either, just as a before and after photo. Before the cleaner came in and after she left? Or are we just not being shown any cleaning because she’s not being paid to advertise products any more?
Friday afternoon arrived and oh there’s the reef! It’s got to be made more Hinchy apparently so when we assume when we see it, it will be sewn to the grey sofa and will be covered in stick on eyebrows and mugshots? No? Well apparently being made more Hinchy meant pulling it apart replacing all the autumn coloured leaves with green ones and sticking grey pumpkins to it. Noice. It does of course look tit and that was with mummy Fiddle Fingers helping too. Points will be deducted if your teacher finds out mum did it all Soph! Naturally it was all for an advert for her strategically placed Tessshhhco tat bags.
And finally we were treated to a very special episode of stuff that never happened as Hinch regaled us with the tale that she’d just got back from the shops and had seen free girlshhh all wearing her Hinch loungewear. Sloppy mares. As if it happened though!
Dream on Hinchy and keep slapping yourself silly...
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Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
I wish I had that filter in real life my kitchen could really do with a lick if paint to brighten it up and "clean" itbleeping hell, she's painted the kitchen whilst cleaning up.
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She’s using something like ‘Canva’ or ‘In Shot’ to make those posts with text and uploading them. My guess is that she’s pre-planning her content and adds the dates or times, to remind her when to upload them, in between her video content to add some ‘variety’
Urggghh that old biddy filter pisses me off. Makes her so cocky.
Chavvy cocky witch Sopha prising her arse off the manky sofa, it's a miracle.
The first picture looks like she's trying to curl out a turd.
Chavvy cocky witch Sopha prising her arse off the manky sofa, it's a miracle.
The first picture looks like she's trying to curl out a turd.
I’m so sorry
I know exactly how you must be feeling, my mum battled for years too and in the end we were told they didn’t know how long it would be but it ended up being so quick if you want to DM please do xx we are all here for you xxxIt looks worse hanging on the door and all lit up
No way does it look like something representing autumn
she should've left it as it was 
what a waste of a hard day's graft eh soph 
Plot twist, this is the real Soph without a filterUrggghh that old biddy filter pisses me off. Makes her so cocky.
Chavvy cocky witch Sopha prising her arse off the manky sofa, it's a miracle.
The first picture looks like she's trying to curl out a turd.
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Like this…Yeah you’re right! I’ve just tried to do the same
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Fixed for ya Sophie.
bleeping Jamie Kruger 
as everyone has said - Bunnykins fantastic recap!
Edited: I’d buy the bag above 1000%
as everyone has said - Bunnykins fantastic recap!Edited: I’d buy the bag above 1000%
Try changing the date & time in settings on your phone hunnayYeah you’re right! I’ve just tried to do the same
Sorry bubs I’m still learning. Hope this helps. AtvIt’s not inside hunaay, can’t have colour inside & spoil the aesthetic
Thank you so muchSending you lots of love dear
Thank you so muchI really don't know what to say my lovely.
Blondesx40x I am really sorry to hear about your mum.
See this is the thing Soph, some people have REAL problems. I know you don't know the meaning so let me explain..
-Some people have ill family members
-Some of us have real mental illness that affects our lives on a daily basis
- Some people work actual jobs, there are real cleaners working out there in offices and hospitals, not tend ones, there are drs, nurses, midwives, surgeons, carers etc doing real work.
- There are people barely seeing their husbands are they are in the army and they don't have a husband at home 24/7
- Some people are actually getting their kids ready for school and spending their days making things and entertaining their kids and babies as well as trying to do the housework.
- Some people barely even get time to tit in peace let alone go out without the kids multiple times a week.
- some people are working for next to nothing, struggling to pay bills, in debt and not even close to living in an expensive house and buying a farm with alpacas, some people are homeless!
YOU sopha do NOT have real issues. duck off with your tend life.
See this is the thing Soph, some people have REAL problems. I know you don't know the meaning so let me explain..
-Some people have ill family members
-Some of us have real mental illness that affects our lives on a daily basis
- Some people work actual jobs, there are real cleaners working out there in offices and hospitals, not tend ones, there are drs, nurses, midwives, surgeons, carers etc doing real work.
- There are people barely seeing their husbands are they are in the army and they don't have a husband at home 24/7
- Some people are actually getting their kids ready for school and spending their days making things and entertaining their kids and babies as well as trying to do the housework.
- Some people barely even get time to tit in peace let alone go out without the kids multiple times a week.
- some people are working for next to nothing, struggling to pay bills, in debt and not even close to living in an expensive house and buying a farm with alpacas, some people are homeless!
YOU sopha do NOT have real issues. duck off with your tend life.
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