Mrs Hinch #420 Tinkle tinkle little one, Poor child's privacy all but gone

[Alfie1234]

PTWM

Ooh interesting.

although I’m fairly convinced they’ve built their own home. All those “fields”’she used to bang On about I think was about buying land.

I think so too, it’s best of both worlds for her, “country” life with some land around her but sparkly new Greyskull to live in.

 

[Islandhoppin]

It amazes me how much you can get for your money in Maldon. That’s a price of a two bed terrace in these parts

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Still loosing follower numbers I see. Either Instagram has clamped down on bots or finally the shoppers are sick and tired of her. Whatever it is, I'm glad to see lots of negatives finally appearing.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

It amazes me how much you can get for your money in Maldon. That’s a price of a two bed terrace in these parts

I know every time I go on rightmove and look at houses in maldon I’m almost tempted to move there

 

[Ratgrrl]

As well as the stupidity of posting these videos it’s also ridiculously stupid to normalise anyone taking videos or photos of your child in the toilet or bathroom. Imagine he goes to nursery or school and there’s someone there that whips their phone out to take a picture or video of him. He’s going to think it’s perfectly normal and okay and it just isn’t! Nobody needs a picture or video of their child using a toilet.

I was gonna say exactly this. So dangerous.

 

[Mummykazzy]

Mrs Hinch #420 - Tinkle tinkle little one, Poor child's privacy all but gone

Winning thread title by @Mummykazzy
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh )

Soph was out on the town on Sunday with another of her secret little girlie days out that her sheep aren’t supposed to know about. This time she managed to prize her struggling arse off the sofa to doll up one of her many faces and go into London with one her “kids” to see Pretty Woman at the theatre and have drinks at The Savoy. Well who can blame her! It was at least a couple of days since her return from her luxury hotel trip. She deserves it! None of this was mentioned by Hinch on her own account of course so as far as her little fan club know she spent the weekend elbow deep in nappies and zoflora.

Monday morning and she’s back! Maternity leave is now apparently over and Hinch is back with the same old shite. Ron trundling in the dog biscuits for Henry’s breakfast, pouring them in to a bowl, running to the chair to look for the postman in the hopes he is bringing the plane tickets he booked so he can escape Castle Greyskull with Henry...
Please god don’t make us sit through this crap on the daily....
But lo there’s a new addition to the two man team! It’s little baby Len making his morning montage debut in a piss soaked nappy that’s hanging to his knees. Nice one mum of the year.
A cute photo of Ron kissing Len was posted, he clearly adores his little bro, sadly it was an undeclared ad for their gifted outfits. Kerching!

Next she sat on the kitchen floor next to a pile of Jamie’s dirty pants and told us her washing machine stank .. that’s not the machine you can smell... she said she needed to clean it out but never showed herself cleaning it. Excellent work Soph, surely she had an old pre-record she could have bunged in like she usually does?

But enough of this tedium. The BIG news is that JimBobSmallKnobNoJob has got a job...well she didn’t say a job she said he was out working on a “project” which sounds suspicious. Verrry suspicious. I’m thinking project manager on “Hinch Farm” which is probably a country cottage next door to Stacey’s that’s being clad in silver velvet and diamanté and we speak! Along with a petting zoo for which Jaymeeeee needs to source pink alpacas that smell of Lenor spring awakening.
We know where you can find some zoflora scented sheep if that’s any help?

Hinch claims that she’s alone with the boys a lot now that Jamie’s out of the house... hmmm who’s stories have we been watching for months then if he’s been at work all day?
And who was that bloke on holiday with her last week?

She also gave the game away that she’s done no cleaning or work round the house for three months by saying she missed her cloffs and claimed she’s so tired she could fall asleep into the washing pile... yes let the sheep think you’re tired from looking after the baby Soph and not because you were gallivanting round town on Sunday.

And then came the real reason she’s back ‘tend cleaning today. The Teshhhco tat advert for her dining range, you know the drill, a load of cheap generic tat she’s pointed at and pretended to design and her thanking the sheep for their love / cash.
Job done. I’m not sure a woman who lives off spaghetti hoops and mugshots eaten out of a glass jug is really ideal to be the face of a home dining brand but there you go...

Jamie Brent was back home from “work” and straight on to his stories to post more of his usual drivel. Probably straight back to cleaning the house, cooking their evening meal and putting the kids to bed too.

Soph then posted weird video of herself with Len accompanied by creepy giggles and strange piano music which made it look like the trailer for a horror film about a woman who steals babies.
She also claimed he was 3 months old (it was actually on Sunday but she was living it up in London) and she wants to pause time. We know you do. Heaven help him when he wants to move round the house and he can’t be contained in his gypsy carriage.
She also seemed to be trying to insinuate his baby gurgles where him saying “Lennie”
He was actually saying “lemmie “ as in lemmie outta here...

She rounded off the evening by watching Love Island and cackling like a maniac at Henry because he had her granny filter on.

Tuesday morning came and now there’s no doubt she’s back. A video of poor little Ronnie on the toilet uploaded for 4 million god knows who to see. There’s no way to spin that where it looks good on her. The child has no privacy at all. Just vile.

Then another ad, this time for her loungewear range which you can order online from Next. And then to dampen the ads down a video of Len in a new outfit. The kids are clearly going to be used as filler content between ads..

To end on a lighter note we’ll celebrate Oi Oi Jamie Brent’s new “job” by taking a look at his previous careers...

Sales Manager
General manager of the Slough branch of Wernham-Hogg paper merchants
Mrs Hinch Fan
Sink Shiner
Nappy Changer
Footballer at Fash FC
Office Sleaze
Toilet Scrubber
Soup Maker
Sheep Walker
Chief Dick Head
Garage Dweller
All round Geezer
Ice Cream Carver
Foot Rubber
Wannabe Influencer
Lazy Knob
Con Man


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

Great recap as ever!

I'd love to be super excited and oh so proud of my first winning thread title but strangely I'm too disgusted by her actions to take any pleasure, but thanks for the votes fellow pastry trolls

Soaf if ur reading this

Please take down those stories of your son on the toilet, vulnerable and deviod of any privacy or dignity.

I'm not for shaming any mum, I'd like to think we are all doing our best, but please do more research in safeguarding your children on the Internet.

You owe them that much.

Your children didn't choose to be 'insta famous" and as they don't have their own voice yet, you should be advocating for them, not exposing their most intimate moments for millions. Intimate moments that have no place being filmed, let alone you being happy for strangers to look at and share.

 

[KatieK30]

Reposting as it was towards the end of the last thread and I’m enraged
Just to wade in regarding RonniePooPoo, I don’t think he is potty trained in the slightest. “We’ve been practicing” and “almost happy free” give that away. What I think we are seeing is simply a new morning routine. Unfortunately, we have all picked up that Ronnie has limited awareness for his age (I’m sorry if that wording offends anyone) and his “potty training” is simply his being conditioned to follow steps. Light on, seat on, sit on toilet, flush (check to see if it’s gone apparently ). Oh and let’s not forget washing our hands and rearranging mummaz towel on the radiator so she doesn’t scream at me for messing it up.

And anyone who has experience of children with any kind of learning/development delays will know that they like and often thrive with routine. So this is just another thing he has been conditioned to do in order, we will still see him in nappies because all he understands is the chore/routine, not the actual action.

And this is exactly why they have been in the garden so much. Too many accidents for jamierealnamejames to clean up and rather than realising Ronnie isn’t ready, which is fine and many boys are later with PT, they will simply continue to push him because it’s what he “should” be doing. It’s actually really fucked up and it makes me sad and angry. Maybe she should get off the gram and stop judging her beautiful little boy based on what other children are doing. bleeping bleep.
And also just to add, why does Ronnie have to do the light and the toilet seat, he is 2!!!!! Help him you idiot woman, that is what MOTHERS do!! Maybe if you focus on just the toilet bit then he might grasp the concept. It’s a bit difficult when he has a shopping list of things to remember before his arse even hits the seat!
or here’s a novel suggestion when you next read here Soph. Leave the training seat ON the toilet for him. You have many toilets upstairs that the adults can dash up to. Let Ronnie have his space and PRIVACY in the downstairs one where all he has to do is plonk himself on the seat that is left in situ and so his business. No phones, no followers, no thumbs up.

 

[Danielle0120]

bleeping fantastic

 

[chanel opi]

Can’t believe she’s even a thing my mum is OCD and is known for always cleaning you don’t see her getting a deal at home bargains it’s a bloody joke

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

So she's now gone from posting Ronald in the bath to him sitting on the toilet having a poo or whatever? And blocks his privacy with a thumbs up?
Is nothing private for that poor little bairn???? I feel so sad for him having every aspect of his life exposed in such a way. Especially when there's some unsavoury characters on her follower list. I literally have my head in my hands at this latest idiotic behaviour. Privacy and respect means absolutely duck all to this dimwit.

 

[Soapy]

I'm actually astounded that it's still up after four hours. Has no one in her group messaged to say "noooooo sofe take that down".

SURELY someone who can influence her will see how utterly far across the line she's gone this time and have the balls to say something to her?? Do her management company not have a duty of care towards her and her family?? duck my life I won't deny that I think she's an absolute moron in the day to day, but this latest fuckery is bizarrely dangerous.

 

[Hinchy’s Tamagotchi]

If this is her ‘‘back to work’’, it’ll be interesting to see what sort of content we get now. The cleaning stories seemed to be getting increasingly sporadic before before she took this break, I wonder if she’ll ditch it altogether now?

 

[Danielle0120]

Wonder what she'll share next

 

[stat42b]

I am the only one that noticed she's been abit 'nohun' (I'm a fan of his) on her stories. Slapping her phone and her little zooming in on her face mid speech I see she's still d*** then.
Weren't much of a maternity leave was it poor kid should be allowed some type of privacy. The Tesco range ain't much to be squealing about anyway, ain't nothing bnm havent been flogging for years. BORE OFFFFFF already.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I'm actually astounded that it's still up after four hours. Has no one in her group messaged to say "noooooo sofe take that down".

SURELY someone who can influence her will see how utterly far across the line she's gone this time and have the balls to say something to her?? Do her management company not have a duty of care towards her and her family?? duck my life I won't deny that I think she's an absolute moron in the day to day, but this latest fuckery is bizarrely dangerous.

Anyone that did would be blocked and branded a troll!

 

[stat42b]

She use

If this is her ‘‘back to work’’, it’ll be interesting to see what sort of content we get now. The cleaning stories seemed to be getting increasingly sporadic before before she took this break, I wonder if she’ll ditch it altogether now?
[/I think the cleaning part of her is dead now and it's mainly all about what she's paid to do. How tit. I've said it before and I'll day it again I WAS THERE AT THE START FOR THE CHEAP CLEANING HAULS. I don't think there's a human alive who isn't already aware of Fairy and flash ffs. If it wasn't for her die hard sheep and her weird Stalky friendship with Stacey... she'd be making the most of a 12 month maternity before returning to home bargains as a checkout chick

 

[get the gossip]

I have a following of around 100 on Facebook, similar on my Instagram and I’m still selective over what pictures/videos/info I put about my son.
I wouldn’t even take pictures of toilet training for “private viewing” for family, I think it’s weird as duck, never mind showing it to 4 million strangers… if anyone who happened to be around when my son was potty training/in the bath/getting his nappy changed or anything else tried to whack a camera out honest to god id lose my tit

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I was gonna say exactly this. So dangerous.

her address is fully online to, she has no idea if any of the four million strangers are weirdo. It was on the radio today that Instagram is now the most used platform for pedos. Not to mention her ig is open and public so anyone could be watching her son on the loo. She’s really crossed a very disturbing line. More concerned about proving a point than the safety and well being of her child.

 

[stat42b]

I think the cleaning part of her is dead now and it's mainly all about what she's paid to do. How tit. I've said it before and I'll say it again I WAS THERE AT THE START FOR THE CHEAP CLEANING HAULS. I don't think there's a human alive who isn't already aware of Fairy and flash ffs. If it wasn't for her die hard sheep and her weird Stalky friendship with Stacey... she'd be making the most of a 12 month maternity before returning to home bargains as a checkout chick

P.s her new chin hasn't gone unnoticed think she took her love of alpacas to the extreme hahahah unbelievable

 

[9Pine]

Ooh interesting.

although I’m fairly convinced they’ve built their own home. All those “fields”’she used to bang On about I think was about buying land.

If they have, I hope the architect has taken their ideas with a pinch of salt, and designed it properly. After seeing how they planned out their enormous extension, it’s obvious that they don’t have a single clue between them.