Mrs Hinch #398 Precious moments on the ‘gram, put your phone down and be with your fam

[Bunnykins]

Quick recap - Ronnie and Henry met Lennie / Lonnie / Lenor. Ronnie looked adorable and was smiling more than any one has ever seen him before - probably because Freeedayahooo told him Lennie was mummy’s new baby and he thought it meant he was free to leave Castle Greyskull.

Lennie was presented in his gypsy king carriage which Ronnie and then Henry nearly pushed over. Sophie fake sobbed / laughed maniacally throughout over a soundtrack of Brother by NeedToBreathe which was ironic given that poor Lenor was almost suffocated by all the tat and frills in his gypsy carriage!

Jamie shared the scary huns messages where they’re all crying and hyperventilating over other people’s children.

Henry was in the garden eating tit he shouldn’t and couldn’t give two furry fucks about the kids.

Sophie was crying (again) about Lonnie wearing Ronnie’s hat. He’d have been able to wear his other clothes if only she hadn’t had everything emblazoned with RONNIE over it.

Oh and Ronnie and Lennie still don’t rhyme and Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.


Thread title winner is @cosmo566 with 33 votes - slightly edited to fit.

On a serious note Soph upset a lot of people by using the hashtag #letsgoboys because of the similarities to #letsgochamp used by Baby A’s parents.

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep coming on here tbh. Out of everything she does (I’ve been here for a few years now) I think it’s the sickly, sweet, Disney, everything is wonderful, sugar coated, filtered to duck, fake perfection that’s at the top of all things wrong. It gives such a skewed image of new motherhood. Yes I know everyone is different, some mums float through, others can’t wash for days, boobs leaking and cry. And it’s only been a week, she’s in a newborn high at the minute. I had 3 under 5yrs. Third born by emergency C-section. It was HARD. But the way she’s showing it, all filtered and floaty, I feel is dangerous for other new mums. They’ll compare themselves to her fake life. Now, I’m hoping that as she moves forward she’ll show the lows as well as the highs. But I doubt it. She’s got a husband at home 24/7, a madfredayahoo on tap and appears not to do much.
Just an extra. Ronnie is very cute and Lennie is a wee toot. Oh that rhymed

 

[Goldfish]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep coming on here tbh. Out of everything she does (I’ve been here for a few years now) I think it’s the sickly, sweet, Disney, everything is wonderful, sugar coated, filtered to duck, fake perfection that’s at the top of all things wrong. It gives such a skewed image of new motherhood. Yes I know everyone is different, some mums float through, others can’t wash for days, boobs leaking and cry. And it’s only been a week, she’s in a newborn high at the minute. I had 3 under 5yrs. Third born by emergency C-section. It was HARD. But the way she’s showing it, all filtered and floaty, I feel is dangerous for other new mums. They’ll compare themselves to her fake life. Now, I’m hoping that as she moves forward she’ll show the lows as well as the highs. But I doubt it. She’s got a husband at home 24/7, a madfredayahoo on tap and appears not to do much.
Just an extra. Ronnie is very cute and Lennie is a wee toot. Oh that rhymed

She would of done so much better if after she had Ronnie she showed the real life with a newborn, but she chose to show a Disney life with no problems, no worries and it’s bitten her in the arse because people are seeing through the facade

 

[Whitelilac]

Isn't she supposed to be on maternity leave? I.e. 6 months without posting on her business account at all.
She has a personal account so her friends and family could be updated on their life via that platform.

On another note I read an article last week that showed childrens swimming costumes should not be coloured blue or aqua colours as it makes them impossible to see if they slip underwater. Reds, oranges etc stand out against the colour of the water and make it much easier to spot a child in difficulty.
Ronnie's snazzy new (on backwards) costume is exactly what they said to avoid

 

[cm1985]

I’m waiting for the “guuuyyyyzzzzzzz I can’t believe it, cackle cackle cackle, I’ve only gone and sent Ron swimming with his outfit on backwards, cackle cackle cackle, only me guuuyyyyzzzzzzz, I’m still learning and I’ve got baby brain, cackle cackle cackle” once she has been on here and realised it’s on backwards

 

[IntrovertedExtrovert]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep coming on here tbh. Out of everything she does (I’ve been here for a few years now) I think it’s the sickly, sweet, Disney, everything is wonderful, sugar coated, filtered to duck, fake perfection that’s at the top of all things wrong. It gives such a skewed image of new motherhood. Yes I know everyone is different, some mums float through, others can’t wash for days, boobs leaking and cry. And it’s only been a week, she’s in a newborn high at the minute. I had 3 under 5yrs. Third born by emergency C-section. It was HARD. But the way she’s showing it, all filtered and floaty, I feel is dangerous for other new mums. They’ll compare themselves to her fake life. Now, I’m hoping that as she moves forward she’ll show the lows as well as the highs. But I doubt it. She’s got a husband at home 24/7, a madfredayahoo on tap and appears not to do much.
Just an extra. Ronnie is very cute and Lennie is a wee toot. Oh that rhymed

Conpletely agree with this - I’m not a mum but I can imagine that if a mum was having a really rough time of it, it would be so disheartening to see her rose-tinted stories every minute of the day only showing half the story

I’ve had enough of her - she literally only shows this ‘brand’ and it just all seems set-up and forced and life is just not like that! You could have millions in the bank, and life would STILL not be like that! Don’t know how anyone could say she’s relatable

 

[Bunnykins]

Oh and I meant to add to the recap thanks to @Sunflower_ for pointing out that the world’s most embarrassing parents sent Ronnie out with his swimsuit on back to front

 

[IrishCatlady]

Oh and I meant to add to the recap thanks to @Sunflower_ for pointing out that the world’s most embarrassing parents sent Ronnie out with his swimsuit on back to front

Bless him, what’s she got against buying him clothes that bloody fit

 

[Fizzwhizz2020]

Oh and I meant to add to the recap thanks to @Sunflower_ for pointing out that the world’s most embarrassing parents sent Ronnie out with his swimsuit on back to front

I thought he was wearing a vest . Cue all the huns messaging saying “oh soph” it’s on backwards, I’m just crying”

 

[springheeledyeti]

Cue all the huns messaging saying “oh soph” it’s on backwards, I’m just crying”

that was my first thought then she’ll be crying and sharing all the messages and those that didn’t notice will all be crying and there we go

 

[SarahD1983]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep coming on here tbh. Out of everything she does (I’ve been here for a few years now) I think it’s the sickly, sweet, Disney, everything is wonderful, sugar coated, filtered to duck, fake perfection that’s at the top of all things wrong. It gives such a skewed image of new motherhood. Yes I know everyone is different, some mums float through, others can’t wash for days, boobs leaking and cry. And it’s only been a week, she’s in a newborn high at the minute. I had 3 under 5yrs. Third born by emergency C-section. It was HARD. But the way she’s showing it, all filtered and floaty, I feel is dangerous for other new mums. They’ll compare themselves to her fake life. Now, I’m hoping that as she moves forward she’ll show the lows as well as the highs. But I doubt it. She’s got a husband at home 24/7, a madfredayahoo on tap and appears not to do much.
Just an extra. Ronnie is very cute and Lennie is a wee toot. Oh that rhymed

Here here

I’m waiting for the “guuuyyyyzzzzzzz I can’t believe it, cackle cackle cackle, I’ve only gone and sent Ron swimming with his outfit on backwards, cackle cackle cackle, only me guuuyyyyzzzzzzz, I’m still learning and I’ve got baby brain, cackle cackle cackle” once she has been on here and realised it’s on backwards

She probably does it on purpose to give her something else to post about and to get the huns frothing at how cute she is
She'll blame it on Vest anyway

 

[hunchedhappy]

Bless him, what’s she got against buying him clothes that bloody fit

Probably an agreed sponsorship done so long ago she doesn’t legally need to declare as an ad anymore hence nothing fitting him and her obsession with how bugs he’s got ie “give me more free clothes he’s too big for these

 

[Danielle0120]

That thread moved bloody quick guuuyyzzzz

I can't believe she's put the swim suit on backwards. She's quite dim isn't she bless her

 

[Fizzwhizz2020]

that was my first thought then she’ll be crying and sharing all the messages and those that didn’t notice will all be crying and there we go

It will be a giant hun cry fest. If Sopha could bottle the tears of huns and make a few quid she’d be a gazillionnaire

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Oh and I meant to add to the recap thanks to @Sunflower_ for pointing out that the world’s most embarrassing parents sent Ronnie out with his swimsuit on back to front

Aww bless him I did think it was an odd fit at on the top. I guess the swimwear company won’t be reposting that picture

 

[Danielle0120]

Bless him, what’s she got against buying him clothes that bloody fit

Cos she's been sent it we'll see it today, maybeeeee next week then we'll never see it again.. Wasteful bint

 

[EmmaE54]

Why do her nails keep changing filtering it so much. Poor Ron with his suit on backwards

 

[LouLou5]

If she ordered or bought the swim costume in a shop she would have seen in the pic or on the hanger which way it should be worn. It must have been sent in the post for her to put it on the wrong way so surely then it is an Ad or gift?!

I'm a #mumofboys and can never use that hashtag again , she's totally ruined it!!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hi nusty trolls. I just got back from being in town. The first time I’ve done that since pre Covid times. I pushed my 2 year old around jn a buggy - which sounds normal but because of lockdowns he hadn’t been in a buggy. He was fine to walk everywhere we went - eg FIELDS and WOODS. It might seem pretty pathetic but I was so amazed with how easy I found getting the push out of the boot, putting it together, dealing with a toddler round the shops and I thought Ffs why did I used to find this sooooo stressful and hard?? Then I realised it was because I’ve never not had a toddler without either being pregnant or having a newborn. And that’s a whole different ball game. The older one was at nursery and I got to see what it’s like to have a toddler happy to eat crunky snacks in his pushchair whilst I bought primark tat.
I then come home and see Hinch floating around in her princess dream of lovingly watching Ronnie and Jamie go swimming (don’t think she’s alllwed but ok) and I thought you will never be a sweaty mess in a shopping centre car park trying to wrestle and toddler into his car seat whilst simultaneously boobing a newborn and dismantling a crappy mothercare journey pushchair and trying to stop everyone from crying. You will never go through that. Not even anywhere close. Will you show us leaky boob? Have you said how painful your after pains were compared to your first? What about crying every day at bang on 6pm for no reason? Or just generally feeling like you’ve been hit by a bus? Or cluster feeding 5pm-11pm and needing a wee so badly? No. Float float float Sophie rose.

 

[geordielass72]

The swimsuit on back to front just made my day. What. A. Moron.