Mrs Hinch #290 On the 6th day of Xmas Hinch gave to me - a Lapland trip she didn’t get free

[mgh727]

Ffs All on the Board are licking her flaps again

Pretty sure anyone can nominate a post to be put on the board so deranged hinchers probably bombard them

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Imagine having 290 threads about yourself, the most of the whole site, and still insisting you’re the nicest witch Essex ever did see

Katie Price seems to get a lot of bashing in the press and many people don't like her. Yet she only has 12, YES TWELVE, threads on here.
Speaks volumes doesn't it?
I would be questioning myself what I'm doing wrong if I was Hinch, having more threads than KP. Something definitely wrong there.

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

1001, zoflora, minky, muppets, pink stuff, flash bathroom, harpic pine, barkeepers friend, tealights everywhere, baskets, dryer sheets, unstoppables, dr bekman carpet cleaner, god knows what else

 

[waffle maker]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

My 11 year old went crazy in lockdown. It was very strict here- kids under 12 not allowed to leave the house for any reason for a few weeks. We adults were allowed shopping every 3 days with a permit, anyway, I used a precious permit to buy a hinch style label maker and we went mad in the cupboards with it.

edit- I just remembered that a couple of years ago I made my mum bring me bottles of zoflora in her case when she visited so I could try it out.

 

[mammaof3]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

No or not a chance.
Already had/used.
Yes, influenced and useless.

 

[mrsbucket]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

Zoflora
Minky
Toilet Bloo
1001
Astonish Mould & Mildew
Elbow Grease
Vileda Mop

Forever thankful that I never lined her pockets by buying any of her books. I think my enchantment with her had died a death by that point.

I still use alot of these products to this day (forgive me Tattlers) Biggest disappointment was deffo Minky - it just turns into a giant sanitary towel when wet. Awful.

 

[shadyessex33]

Ffs All on the Board are licking her flaps again

This doesn’t bother me anymore because I know to get on that you nominate yourself so Gleam have blatantly told them what to write. Embarrassing for her really

 

[Pepsi]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

It was really the cleaning stuff for me, oh maybe a bassshhhkit or two but they are useful. I had a look at mario, it must have been about October 2019, he was having one of his breakdowns. Im Scottish and even I found it hard to understand what was coming out his mouth.

Zoflora
Minky
Toilet Bloo
1001
Astonish Mould & Mildew
Elbow Grease
Vileda Mop

Forever thankful that I never lined her pockets by buying any of her books. I think my enchantment with her had died a death by that point.

I still use alot of these products to this day (forgive me Tattlers) Biggest disappointment was deffo Minky - it just turns into a giant sanitary towel when wet. Awful.

oh bugger I just remembered I did buy the activity book before last christmas, did a bit of colouring in and put it in the recycling. I had actually blocked that from my mind

 

[Liz5185]

Are we supposed to believe she’s had a part in writing the All on the Board poem?!

 

[DipsyDoodle]

This doesn’t bother me anymore because I know to get on that you nominate yourself so Gleam have blatantly told them what to write. Embarrassing for her really

It's the "written by Mrs Hinch and All on the Board" that gets on my tits. Of course she didn't have anything to do with writing it, the basic witch can barely string a sentence together

 

[Instaflop]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

I admit some of her items did inspire me in a way I’m thankful for.

I bought some Minky like things (cheaper though) and some cloffs to cut down on disposable wipe usage.
Inspired by Zoflora I bought some disinfectant that is used in dog kennels and safer around animals.
I bought a Dave because I like how you can change the duster when it’s dirty.

I already had a hand held vac but it’s crap. I would like a shark (my sister says they are good) but it’s just costly when I already own something similar!

 

[mgh727]

It's the "written by Mrs Hinch and All on the Board" that gets on my tits. Of course she didn't have anything to do with writing it, the basic witch can barely string a sentence together

They forgot the spelling mistakes and poor punctuation that’s what annoys me

 

[Frunicorn]

Insanely wasteful.

Am I a dirty mofo? I only mop like 1-2x per week rather than 2x a day. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Is mopping that much normal?

 

[shadyessex33]

For anyone who hasn’t seen it. Like she had a hand in writing this I wonder how much she paid for this

 

[Jac In The Box]

Ffs All on the Board are licking her flaps again

Its the same post they put on for MH day back in October but the huns are that deluded they’re still rushing to tag her in it I swear they must all have some strange app that as soon as her name is mentioned anywhere (insta, fb, Twitter, news outlets) they get a notification & are on it like inch on grinch as soon as she walked in from the hairdressers that night

 

[Binks87]

Jesus, I have one day off and I have a full thread to catch up on! Think I need to quit my job and become a full time tattler

 

[Skyflier6727]

Insanely wasteful.

Who has time???

 

[JMS123]

I'm proud to say I own no Hinch purchases (I'm more of a fairy liquid will do the job person than 100 bottles of pointless crap filling up my cupboards). But I do have a Tattle recommended purchase; Astonish wood cleaner, that smell of marzipan is lush.

 

[fannysjohnny]

My (superior) tree is up.I've unfollowed her at last-early Christmas present to myself.
I was wondering about the kind of conversation is taking place at the outlaws?
"Must we really go to those awful people again?"
"I'm afraid Boris has condoned it darling,and besides we don't want them here"
"But can't we sneak back to Spain overnight-I'm sure I left the iron on surely we'll have to quarantine then?
I'm having flashbacks to the last fiasco.I admit the table looked wonderful and I did adjust to the smell of turps on those decorating tressels,but I couldn't stop thinking about how many times Freda had used them for bootsales-I mean there's so much surplus #gifted stock in that house"
"Hmm,what bothers me is why they let the mother in the kitchen,everyone knows her father is the superior cook-I'm sorry my love but aunt beasties are not for me"
"It was better than the microwavable complete roast dinners she served the year before and She did make extra gravy "
"It was like gnats piss darling"
"Don't remind me Do you know I haven't trusted that woman since was exposed on that lovely site Tattle"
"I know,did you feel the tension when Paputupon
Said he wished his whole family were there?"
"Yes my love,I put it down to her getting on the malibu early.I thought her grimace was a little softer than usual.
By the way,why do you suppose Freda and Soph are only allowed plastic cutlery?"
"It's a good job someone suggested pulling the homemade crackers then-what did you get again?"
"A tissue soaked in an 'Tweed'I'm sure it wasn't meant for me.Sophie shot me a look when she saw her blunderland pod"
"Lucky her sister is a paramedic-it got a bit out of hand?"
"Gosh,I'd forgotten about the fight.
At least someone suggested we played party games"
"Yes,but why not charades,why was it couple coaching?
Darling,I don't want to discuss our sex life around the table"
" do you remember Frosty's face when big Al opened up?"
"I do my love but we were supposed to be discussing our marriages"
"Sophie was a little weird wasn't she-how did she eat anything with that wedding veil over her face?"
"Jamie too,don't think the dinner agreed with him,kept popping to the bathroom"
"Ah,but at least he came out happier each time"
.......

 

[Skyflier6727]

Here's a wee game since shes off today.
What were you influenced to buy or do when and if you were a hincher? Here's mines, some I actually do still use but others I'm embarrassed to admit to buying

White bottles with stickers for shampoo etc
Shark handheld
Hinch yourself happy book
Pink stuff
Zoflora
Minky
Elbow grease
Scrub Daddy
Coloured liners for fridge
Ava May wax melts
Lots of baskets

Also influenced to follow Mario which I'm thankful for as he has the funniest threads on here nae debates

Guilty as charged. I have all of them too (bar the shark). Mind you I do find the cleaning stuff good though I was using elbow grease and zoflora before madam acted as if she had invented the stuff. I’ve always used baskets etc cos I like to be organised and it was nothing to do with the hinchback of Maldondamme!!