And people actually buy this and fill it in
Yes she is but do noTT forgeTT who she is. She gets away with ITTTSorry just learning guyzzzzz......so is she supposed to label gifted if she’s using a certain item that she didn’t pay for??? For example it could be pastry or disinfectant.....
I think she's scared he will get messages off supermodels and Hollywood actresses trying to tempt him, what with him being so devishly handsomeI still can’t believe mr vestlife only follows 2 people who are his wife and his dogbut hinch follows over 3000 people. If that doesn’t show she’s a complete control freak then I don’t know what will. Is she scared he sees sense outwith her culty ways?
This was when I liked her it's actually quite sad how different she is now!HinchHalfHour - @mrshinchhome
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The difference in her voice in this video is unreal! She doesn’t sound like so much of a twat!
I wonder if she’s the jealous typeI think she's scared he will get messages off supermodels and Hollywood actresses trying to tempt him, what with him being so devishly handsome
Possibly from folk wanting to go on and complain or to read the funny Tattler commentsJus-rol have had 1000 new followers since pastrygate
K’in ‘Ell......this is like an activity book for children. REALLY???????
Oh fuck, Megan, I'm hysterical, you deserve Iconic Status for this!Jus Rol chapter in the mem-wah
So guyszs. It was an innocent Wednesday afternoon. I was outside having my 6th fag that hour when I heard the postman at the front door. I puffed my cig and thought 'ah, my ebayers are here. More shite I dont need that I can show off to my skint followers.' I get up off my bench and before I go in the house, I turn and admire my pergoala. What the fucks that! A Daddy long legs! *slaps face*
I walk through the door, Jaymeh is laying on the couch akimbo on his William Hill app. Henry is scratching his balls and Ron is babbling to the P&G cardboard cut out of me I nicked from B&M
I gets to the front door and there's a fuck off big black box. What the fucks this? I open it... nearly have a heart attack 'OH MAAA GAAAAD.' I run in the livingroom and scoop Ronnie up from behind the sofa. I leg it into the kitchen with my box
I whip my phone out. I hardly noticed Ron rolled his eyes. 'Whats this then Ron!!! Shall we open it together!! Oh maaa gaaad I just laaaav it im starstruck guuuys!! What is it Ronnnssss. JUS ROL HAVE GIFTED ME ALL THIS PASTRY. IVE GOT PASTRY FOR 10 YEARS GUYS. FUCK YOU PASTRY TROLLS'
I finish my story. Fuck them ey Ron! I hadn't even noticed Ron had wrestled away from my arms and escaped to the cupboard where he was necking tumeric from the bottle
I pop another fag in my mouth and go and head outside
'Soph! Look! All them Tattle bastards are fuming youve been gifted loads of pastry. Their saying you should donate to the food bank?'
'Huh?' I replied. 'Whats a food bank?'
'Get your coat on now. Leave Ron the cardboard cut out will look after him. I'll throw a load of shite in a bag and take a pic for ya instagram later. Make some shite up on your story asking about the food bank'
I grab my jacket and start sweating writing a post. I ask whether the food banks are still open cos of Covid.
'Is that OK!?!?'
'What the fuck babe! You sound bladdy thick! Get in the car we'll just hurl a bag outside the normal food bank'
'Whats a food bank????'
Jamie whizzes round the corner once we get in the car. His phone rings and he ignores it. Im pretty sure seen 'Freda' on the screen
We pull up outside the food bank and Jamie wings a bag out the window. 'Right take a pic and pretend its yours! Write some shit about some cute woman and then a security guard asking if your Mrs Hinch'
I pull my phone out and film myself chatting absolute shite. Then Jamies phone goes off. 'Freda' again. I post it anyway
My head feels like its gonna explode!I light up a fag and puff it in the car. 'Fuck sake Jamie you can do Rons tea and bath when we get in. Im gonna have to go on a blocking spree. We will fuck Jus Rol off and ill try get a deal with Alpen'
Cosy tea! I'm shocked you've never heard it of it. Its when you're gifted shit loads of pastry then you make a shit tea with it the next dayCan anyone enlighten me to the wonders of a cosy tea?
Ellas pouch for sureSo they are having a pastry dinner...what’s Ron having? Left over spaghetti muffins, an ellas pouch?? Why can’t she just be normal and give her kid normal food, is it too hard for her to get that into her head? At Ron’s age my daughter was having the same meals as us
Oh wow....I'd forgotten how she used to be. I liked her then! The difference is quite shocking.HinchHalfHour - @mrshinchhome
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The difference in her voice in this video is unreal! She doesn’t sound like so much of a twat!
That's a lot of tippex needed on all those pre written lists...She will have to re word her lists now
"Aragon"Aragon to the party! I am catching up from last thread, re this post:
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