Mrs Hinch #228 In the village of Maldon, born and raised Behind the sofa is where I spend

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I’m glad she’s warned us about those Halloween costumes so I have time to gauge my eyes out before I have to see Inchy in that tight lycra number. 🤢
 
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If possible can someone do a round up of the last thread? I would be eternally grateful my lovely Tattlers. 😘


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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.


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Latest gaffe

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Zoflora makers warn mums not to copy Mrs Hinch's hot water hack
The influencer shared a post of her adding boiling water to Zoflora sparking fears among mums.
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Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie

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She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
-The Daily Record newspaper ran an article about her Zoflora ‘hack’. She pours boiling water into a glass jug to test the scent. Zoflora say the product should not be mixed with boiling water because the results of that have not been tested.
 
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I bet her & inch are up all night with the squirts after eating that under cooked fish slop
 
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I've made it very clear i cannot stand Jamie. But he gets brownie points from me for introducing Ron Mcdon to Nandos. Jamie looks like he gets his chicken plain though 👎
 
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Net mums have printed the zoflora article about it being unsafe practice, what hinch did with the hot water. The comments!!! Stating she shouldn't be blamed, people should read the labels, it was another account that started it first. Delusional!!
 
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At work today and another thread down. I just can't keep up with you all 🤣
Can't wait to see vestlife in that lycra suit at Halloween.... Oh wait nobody needs to see that chipolata in lyrca 🤢🤮 hope it comes with a warning!
 
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Poor chloe ferry must have gifted hinch a beauty blender and yet again she hasn’t tagged her so she’s tagged it on her video on her own page instead!!!
 
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Soph if you’re reading this (and we all know you are) this is a fish pie hun! Not that pre packed, dried up packet cheese tit you served up tonight 🤣
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I hate when I have to work! These threads move.too fast!
Also, just been looking at tiktok and there's a woman who is a dead ringer for her!! She was talking about eating 😸 and I thought Bloody hell Hinch has changed her content!! People have even tagged her in it- it's uncanny!!
 
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