Mrs Hinch #198 Jeepers..Creepers..Henry’s going to s*** in the Sleepers.

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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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Comments made about Tulisa.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.

Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
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Sorry this is going to be a long post.

For new members.

Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle is using them.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest, etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule on this thread is any pics posted has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

Facts we’ve seen:
- contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire-retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.

Catch up from the last few threads.

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs. Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She attended a meeting at nearby Pontlands Park and has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
An IG user (HLB) suffering with mental health received death threats from the hinchers because of posts about their life after Mrs. Hinch.
She hasn’t acknowledged the rumours about her pregnancy stemming from deleted messages.
She's slowly introducing the fact that light blue may well be her next favorite colour.

Last thread catch up

The holes are in, ready for the perGOALa.
The professionals have been in to plant the ‘bus stop/pub garden’ sleepers, they now have numerous bay trees and bushes in, as well as a small area of herbs for ‘malady’ to cultivate.
While the gardeners were there the grinch’s visited a garden nursery with a petting animal area and Ron had a packet of Quavers – I know shock horror.
Secret Thursday club will possibly be expanding – cue gardeners to keep the cleaners company.
Jamie, the twit, is still practising his spelling on the top of her ice-cream - pergola princes (sic).
She is on the beg again for a UK holiday – an outdoorsy weekend away for 4.
Ron is still on pasta slop lunches which is also feeding them (the salt and sugar contents of these baby meals have been discussed)
Her bracelet has magical properties – keeps disappearing and reappearing during the day’s tasks.
Her scraggy extensions have been cut to a long bob style.
Vestie went live while watering the sleepers and hinchy cut him off.
 
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As long as she doesnt start calling it the "hinch" like "the Rachel" haircut. I can imagine her sheep going to hairdressers saying I want the hinch bob!!
 
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Does anyone else think Ronnie looks greasy? Like too much baby lotion or something being applied but, all the time?
 
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Bit random but has anyone noticed that when she dries Ron’s washing on her heated airer she never opens a window? Where does she think all the condensation will go? Hello mouldy walls and windows...
 
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My god I just can’t cope with these Sun Huns. They bleeping KILL me with their arselicking ! It takes a lot of restraint for me to not get into a argument with these people because you sadly cannot cure stupid.

‘She does loads for the environment’ yeah Amy, she’s a regular Greta Thunberg sweetheart 👍🏼👍🏼
 

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My god I just can’t cope with these Sun Huns. They bleeping KILL me with their arselicking ! It takes a lot of restraint for me to not get into a argument with these people because you sadly cannot cure stupid.

‘She does loads for the environment’ yeah Amy, she’s a regular Greta Thunberg sweetheart 👍🏼👍🏼

All those chemicals are great for the environment 🙄
I'm still annoyed that her hair is now like mine except mine is silver 😭
 
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Those eyebrows seriously bother me. She reminded me of someone and for the life of me I’ve never been able to think who?!
Until hubby put a film on this evening, I screamed “It’s the bleeping Grinch!”, knocked my bloody drink everywhere and got told I was a head.
 

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Wonder if Kanye Vest will write "brave princess" in her ice cream tonight. Since she's been so brave getting her hair cut 🙄
 
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