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Mrs Hinch #186 Henry won’t sleep without any supper. Feed him Ella’s like little brother
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Which one of you ‘huns’ has slagged her off for not moving things and just cleaning round them. Well she just doesn’t have the bloody time okay!! Happy now
Poor little sod’s going to get one hell of a shock should they actually ever get to a beach!!Another thing WHO THE HELL uses blended up Cheerios in a 1 year olds ‘sand’ table? What’s wrong with actual SAND?
Whizzing up expensive cereal - madness!
I thought this lol surely sand is more hygienic than mashed up cereal which a certain pigeon clan could have a lovely lunch with and crap everywhere
And then she cleans her worktops with that same hoover I am no cleaner but surely that’s not hygienicDoes she not clean her bathroom floor when she cleans the bathroom? I don't mean Hoover the edges, I mean mop the floor or get on her hands and knees and get one of her many cloths and some soapy water and clean it. I bet Onslow pisses all over that floor
Oh no she didn’t have time to move things
And now poor Ronnieblesshimhasteefstoofsandtufts Is eating the cereal sandI thought this lol surely sand is more hygienic than mashed up cereal which a certain pigeon clan could have a lovely lunch with and crap everywhere
Poor Sir Napsalot can't even have a nap in peace with her on the loose! Only got 20 minutes left before he wakes up? Has he got a timer on him or something?
Flinging flash liquid about and saying "to me this is satisfaction" speaks volumes about her as a mother in my opinion. She gets no joy out of being with Ronnie and barring taking a few toys in the garden that she swoops on like a vulture if he dares to look like he's having fun, he goes virtually nowhere. Except to sleep. Meanwhile she's declaring satisfaction from cleaning the bath and hoovering.
Why on earth have they not bought Ronnie a big paddling pool big enough for them all to play in? The garden is big enough to host 30, sorry 6 people in a gazebo so surely they could find the space? They would have so much fun and no mess in her precious house!
Flinging flash liquid about and saying "to me this is satisfaction" speaks volumes about her as a mother in my opinion. She gets no joy out of being with Ronnie and barring taking a few toys in the garden that she swoops on like a vulture if he dares to look like he's having fun, he goes virtually nowhere. Except to sleep. Meanwhile she's declaring satisfaction from cleaning the bath and hoovering.
Why on earth have they not bought Ronnie a big paddling pool big enough for them all to play in? The garden is big enough to host 30, sorry 6 people in a gazebo so surely they could find the space? They would have so much fun and no mess in her precious house!
Why does she have to say Mummaz everytime he does something?
Have you seen their ‘approved range’? They are selling them as affordable for £70 I think ... they look absolutely titWell I'm sold, I ordered 10 hanging barskits and a fan for each room. Double bargain I say.
She probably has one in every room
Am I over thinking it or just boring but isn't her beautiful little boy going to end up thinking he can now eat beach/ Park sand etc Obviously he isn't eating real sand now but he doesn't know that 
Obviously he isn't eating real sand now but he doesn't know that 
I haven't, I dont want to even give them the satisfaction of looking
. She bangs on about styling things so why couldn't she make something herself, or her mother if she works in a florists.I asked her why she doesn’t steam her veg keep the goodness in rather than boils it to death??? Guess what I got blocked Jeso it was a simple question she’s a 2bob rocketHer diet is bleeping shocking shes a 30 year old mother and lives off of packets spaghetti hoops and bread? Oh not forgetting eggs aswell. Does she never eat fruit or vegetables? Why cant she ever eat anything nutritional
I wonder will vestlife munch on the cheerios sand in the middle of the night. Poor sod hasn't had food since those sad burgers
It’s a magic fan with legs exclusive to her. It just walks around giving a quick pirouette in every room!
I'm a nutritionist. They're nit actually full of crap. Mrs hinch is though.
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Pigeon threesome on the fence; and cheerio sand? She’s got no common sense!
Pigeon threesome on the fence; and cheerio sand? She’s got no common sense!
So I don’t let my child watch pigeons shag or let her eat days old crushed Cheerios in the hope it encourages her to eat real sand. No mum of the year award for me sadly. Thank god for Hinch showing us how it should be done
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