Mrs Hinch #153

[Feska]

Wow! Just become a VIP . All round to mine for a celebration BBQ and fizz . After lockdown of course! x

 

[DCICassieStuart]

She’s definetely had elocution lessons. When I first watched her I thought she sounded strange and sometimes sounded like my foreign friend who had elocution lessons (saying ‘T’s really prominently and speaking slow) then I watched old videos on her highlights and was so shocked, she sounds like a completly diferent person over a year ago, it made me want to rip my ears off when I heard her say ‘mate’ after everything and pronouncing ‘th’ with a ‘v’.
“Great weaver today guyz, sun is shininn n everyfink init mate”

If she's had elocution lessons then Sean Connery must have been her teacher.

InsHulation, ScHonic ScHrubber, PoundsHtretcher, assHuming, wHash, sHtruggling, cHloffs.

 

[Deedee25]

Just come back from walking the dog. Just seen my neighbour (obviously at a safe distance) I kid you not 50 year old woman is on her hands and knees picking up sticks to make a wanky stick heart as Mrs Hinch has done it. When I said to her jokingly you don’t know what’s touched them she said she is going to clean them with Zoflora .
She said if she had enough she would make one for me....help

 

[HereForTheComments456]

I can definitely see where she is going with that busy board slash sensory thing but it’s something she should have done when he was younger. However it’s good she’s finally doing things for him. I’m sure it’s only for content but Ronnie doesn’t care and to him it’s a source of entertainment that he’s been lacking for long.

 

[Minkeh33]

Oh man I’m too slow, totally missed the story about the shits.. has she finally realised she’s got a bad bout of verbal diarrhoea

toilet tummy?Give me strength. Find it hard to believe this is a fully grown woman who has a baby. There’s no way her and Jamie do the horizontal dance. Can imagine her giggling and being all “please don’t look at my prawn purse, what do we do now? I’ve put talc on but what’s next? Hang on I’ll ask my followers cause I’m just learning guyzzzz”

wow that went off topic really quick.

 

[tippingpoint]

Nothing better to do except go through her medicine basket like she does once a month. I’ve had a bottle of Sudafed stuck to the inside of my cupboard for god knows how long. I once found co-codamol that was 3 years out of date. I live on the edge.

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

See you on Thursday with your saucepans out Hinch. A sunny week expected so sure will see plenty bbqs/outdoor grills #birdseye
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As an NHS Nurse, I can honestly say the clapping is wearing thin. Pay care staff more and provide PPE. Noone can pay their bills or protect themselves from a virus with a clap. It's appreciated but wish people would shout about the actual problems now!! I usually work in a 9-5 mental health job I can do from home in this, but have been doing some NHSP shifts in what's basically now a Corona ward and I know all my new colleagues who work the "front line" every day feel this way. But back to topic: she has such a platform, she could make such a big difference. But no, she has sneaky BBQs and bangs a pan. She boils my piss.

 

[Cindy-Lou Who]

I wonder what her health visitor thinks. I remember mine coming around when my girls were around Ronnie's age. I apologised for the mess. Her reply was 'I would be more concerned if your house was clean as it would mean you were spending too much time away from your baby'.
From then i decided to never say sorry for the mess my kids make again.

 

[Astonishing]

No PR company would suggest “coming clean” unless there was evidence to prove against them or there was a high paying interview to come out of a scandal. They were told about it because the newspaper said they had been contacted and didn’t want to make a comment. Stop with the fake friend at Gleam you’re not fooling me.

So a newspaper says they have contacted the PR company for comment (which they’re obliged to do) and they said Hinch didn’t have a comment. If this is a lie, which is what you’re saying, Gleam could sue the Sun for falsely claiming a response from them. I understand when you have theories, you want to bring them across to tattle readers and feel like if you have something to back it up like a ‘friend’ or some other ‘proof’ it will make your theory more concrete, but stuff like this ruin it. It makes people doubt everyone so when genuine people come on with genuine information, they aren’t believed. If you had the messages you could have posted them with your friend’s name scribbled out 🥱.

they replied with no comment
You can state a no comment before you speak to your client.
Also I can’t call out a friend publicly on here when the details of the conversation include a general chat with names and actual talk in the same messages and also it’s known that Hinch reads here!
I don’t really care if you believe it or not.
Most people here know me and my life enough to know that I’m speaking the truth

end of conversation.

 

[LoopyLu]

How bored you must all be to sit and watch every single one of her stories and have a running commentary of how much she irritates you?! I have an idea... don’t watch them and maybe do something productive and positive with your time!

Hi Jaymeeee!!

 

[LuluLashes]

Just been kicked out of a Mrs hinch Facebook group over advising people of health warnings of spraying softener on soft furnishings and soaking in the sink. Oh well don’t come crying to Sophie when your house burns down

oddly enough, last week the house by me went up in flames.Blew the windows out, the lot.
turns out it was to do with hazards of cleaning - she apparently is a massive Hincher.
luckily, they’re all safe, but it proves that Hinch bint is a danger.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

What’s sensory about a fucking spoon glued to a box. I wouldn’t want my child playing with a box (especially with the virus she claims to be worried about as a new mum) but it’s got huge staples which you see him grab at the corner and a used duster I’m literally gob smacked!

 

[Gillybean42]

I’ve just realised today that they must literally spend all their time together. Me and my hubby often watch tv in seperate rooms or play the PS4. They only have one tv, so they must watch the same stuff together all the time. It’s not like they have any books in the house (except for her shite) so one of them wouldn’t be off somewhere quiet for a read. They don’t have a games console, so they must just sit in that livingroom together watching tv together like all the time!! I couldn’t do that and I don’t actually think it’s healthy to do that!

 

[Durtywexico]

oh f*ck me... just look at this response on FB.

Takes a LOT to leave me speechless.

 

[Goonie4ever]

I'm sorry but

That is just a No No

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Ronnie has literally no interest in his mum. She’s all poking him with her salad fingers and he literally could not give a fuck

 

[F the dust.]

Everything is on her terms, the gretel filter so the press won't print her pic, no more like they can print it but only ones you like, that show you in a good way. Only arselicking comments are left up, no negativity allowed! Only praise is shared unless it's "troll" post used before a carefully thought out meltdown...you know like when you have a book out £££. You read here Sophie and you will have saw some articulate posts, written by educated, good people. You will have read posts detailing your greed and wrong doings..I.e the very collab. Yet nothing seems to prick your conscience does it? You still use products tested on animals, still flog to folk often in crap situations financially, mentally or both! You flout social distance rule without a flinch...manipulation and greed are what I see when I look at you...for each person who tell you, you've helped them, there are 2/3 more who you haven't! Believe me when I say we here aren't jealous we wouldn't swap with you for all the gifted tatt in this world!

 

[Lynseyp]

Take it Pom bears are part of this 10 month olds diet too

I'm surprised she hasnt glued a mugshot on that board

 

[Ekkwhine]

I see a family mum dad child today, mum walking carrying sticks, half tempted to shout out hincher twat lol

I want sticks tomorrow, well today now, for something I’m doing in the garden with the kids (insect thingies. Can’t think of the word) would it be acceptable to sharpie #notahincher on my top so someone doesn’t mistake me for one?

I forgot to post earlier as been looking after my child. My husbands a key worker so not around on demand to watch her for me

Is it me or is that someone in yellow? Almost a yellow apron maybe the person who actually cooks? Arms too small for vestmanz.

I watched it several times surely she wouldn’t actually have anything that brightly coloured in her house!!!!

It looks like yellow boobs and black trousers to me. But i don’t know if I’m seeing it because it’s been suggested. I’m no good at this stuff. I made my mum stop the car and raced to save a hedgehog in the road once. The hedgehog that was in fact a sugar beet.

 

[Boleynr]

Right. Here’s a big one that’s SERIOUSLY fucked me off

so I follow Marie kondo on Instagram because.. well she’s amazing but anyway, this is her latest post (for anyone who doesn’t follow her) looks familiar huh? Hinch lists???
LOOK AT THE FUCKING DATE MARIE KONDO STARTED DOING HER LISTS TO HELP PEOPLE IN THEIR CLEANING. (I’ve attached the google page)