Mrs Hinch #146 Hinchmas vision is here - You're all paying, she's made that clear!

[Reetfunni]

An awesome lady I follow on insta asked for suggestions for funny people to follow on insta to get her through the pandemic. Someone suggested mrs hinch and she said no and now the hinch army are attacking her! So pathetic.

 

[tippingpoint]

Someone commented “Ronnie is an absolute credit to you both” bro he’s not studying to be a human rights lawyer, he’s a baby

 

[LadyB]

This one is for my daughter who introduced me to Instagram and Tattle a couple of months ago and I know she reads what I put on here. I know we have our daily chat on Facebook lass but thank you very much for telling me about this site as it is great reading like minded folk who see right through that halfwit Hinch and her great useless lump of a hubby. I am also glad that you eventually saw for yourself that by spending your cash on the cleaning stuff you didn't really need just boosted her bank account. It makes me wonder if the 3 million plus followers of her have a brain cell between them? Facebook you later ….Mam xxx

 

[shadyessex33]

I haven’t had my nails done guuuuuuyzzzzzz. I have had a 42 person BBQ, but I’ve not had my nails done. Hope that helps. ATV

 

[BBC1HD]

I really wish Hinch and SS would stop saying "hope you are all OK".

As if they give a fuck.

I bet loads of poor women have poured their hearts out to them in a message that they haven't even read

 

[Cakeybakey28]

I’ve brought David vest from the previous thread as I think it’s hilarious thanks to @Laurend

I don’t normally comment on others appearance as well I’m no oil painting but the eyebrows made me do it

 

[Danim]

She must of known the article was coming out as she didn’t want to comment. So did she find out about it when the urn smashing and crap went flying about? Throwing a paddy cause she couldn’t do anything to stop it maybe.

 

[shadyessex33]

I bet she creamed her knickers when she saw that bird! Finally some different content to show and make her seem interesting and like mother fucking earth! She’s gonna feed on this for a few days now

 

[Frymydevil]

So I’m just catching up, coz you know some of us have to work and can’t claim Instagram fame
1. For a ‘qualified hairdresser’ and I do use that term loosely she can’t even fucking cut straight
2. Who’s filming while she’s cutting said hair?!
3. Definitely not arsenal in that photo she’s put on the beg board
4. Why is she so fucking annoying!!! Everything always has to have an ulterior motive, if she gets gifted anything on that I’ll be seriously pissed off! I work hard and my expensive holiday has been cancelled and I duno when I’ll be able to take time off work again and they can’t waltz off once all this is over, really pisses me off! Sorry for the rant mid night shift and I need to keep awake

 

[PurpleLemonade]

Guysss I think we are due a new hinch list soon!

I predict:
-Blend up assorted concoctions for Ronnie without crediting the recipes
-Find long forgotten decorating bits in garage and make a shit craft project
-Wash hair
-Take Henry for his biannual walk
-Cry over Ronnie's tufts
-Clean ma barker's room

Am I missing anything guysss?

 

[ConfusedMango]

Can we all take the time to appreciate that she must be hanging her arse off the sofa in this photo in the attempt to make herself look cutesy and protected under allthevests wing. She’s as tall as he is! What a knob I’ve got no words for the beg board, they constantly give me second hand embarrassment. Onslow looks like the kind of bloke to pass porn around his mates through whatsapp with comments like ‘this birds got bangin tits’ You all know the type...They must mercilessly rip the piss out of him with the gretel filters and ridiculously filtered photos!

 

[Bigbluebox]

My eyes literally rolled to the back of my head
Fishing for her sheep to tell her that’s she’s a model blah blah blah

Too nervous to model anything? Did she not have photo shoots with Stacey modelling jumpers, or her articles in the daily fail, the photo shoots at gosfield hall, grid post March last year photos of her “modelling” several outfits and posing for photos. Back to portraying the shy anxiety ridden girl next door are we

 

[shadyessex33]

The way she placed that bookmark in her book made me feel weird why did she do it like that.. I Think I need to stop watching her for abit

Some of the stuff she does makes my willy feel funny like a little cringe somersault

 

[Snarkysnarky]

Instagram should start having some sort of handle on these big accounts. They shouldn’t be allowed to remove comments as they please. Hinch is passed the point of it just being little old her. She is a brand and what she is essentially doing is removing bad reviews. So unethical.

 

[shadyessex33]

Pedigree Chunk is just disappointed that it's not a turkey

That fat cunt could take down an ostrich given the chance

 

[L00kform3]

Took her 6 weeks to open those baskets guyzzzz! Okay my love, you keep telling yourself that You ordered them last week, just fucking own it.

 

[Fairy_funny]

Howling!

 

[HereForTheComments456]

No one on her comments asked this. However it was mentioned on tattle a few times

 

[Maz81]

Just catching up from yesterday stories. She was on top form wasn't she, starting her day with a fake staged shit show of breaking everything! Ye right Soph like that all really happened, it just goes to show how desperate she is for attention and engagement and trying to seem normal and relatable when she is about as real as those fake eyebrows, which truly are ridiculous, they actually look like you could peel them off. If hinch is going for the coco the clown look, then shes absolutely nailed it. Don't even get me started on that beg board, it actually knocks me sick to think someone at this time would be so greedy and self absorbed, we in the middle of a very serious situation here and all she can think about is how many luxury holidays she's going on, and hoping for freebies. There is no end to her moronic, selfish behaviour. I work in a hospital and see what's really going on with this virus, which is horrendous and then I go onto her stories and see how pathetic she is, loving life in her grey gifted mansion without a care in the world.
On a funny note, I find it hilarious that she didn't get that many likes or comments on her grid post. Hoping this is the start of her demise and that photo was awful, their faces look so weird and plastic, why would anyone want to look that fake and that psycho smile is horrific

 

[Astonishing]

See how long it takes for me to get blocked