After that long a break you'll need the big words and simple language
Mrs Hinch #12 You can’t polish a turd but you can spray it with Zoflora!
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Schools will be bringing back domestic science next and using this as a text book
Plot twist: you get a free book with every bottle of Flash
24% negative. Everyone at Gleam is working through into the night to post positive reviews.
Errmm that was me
@MrsD33 bravo 
I’m so fed up of the over use of the word amazing . Didn’t it used to be for moon landings ,organ donor surgery and cancer cures not some some bloody half risen soufflé on Bake Off or some toxic disinfectant that you douse your washing up bowl with after your exorcist child has projectile vomited into it all night longDid anyone listen to the radio interview? It sounds like she’s working with Minky to bring out different coloured ones
And apparently Zoflora was her first amazing product
She takes the time to respond to the negative few though
It's the word 'insane' that does it for me. 'The smell is insane' No, the smell is nice, the smell is strong, it is Not Frickin Insane!!I’m so fed up of the over use of the word amazing . Didn’t it used to be for moon landings ,organ donor surgery and cancer cures not some some bloody half risen soufflé on Bake Off or some toxic disinfectant that you douse your washing up bowl with after your exorcist child has projectile vomited into it all night long
My hero! The best review I have ever read!! Bravo!
Do I win a prize.......Mrs hinch’s book 
Can I just make a suggestion?, on Amazon, there are going to be a lot of 5 star and 1 star reviews given Hinch seems to cause a big divide. It might be that the middle of the road reviews will make a bigger impact within the Army, the 'I was a Hincher but now I've seen the light and feel really let down by this book' approach might help stir deeper thoughts.
No Lynn people are not gonna leave great reviews for a tit book end of.
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This! If we all went on and said we 'were' Hinchers and were excited to get the book but now we have we are very disappointed and how the grammar and so on is shocking that would make way more impact on further sales.
Also it won't come across as though we are putting bad reviews for shits and giggles.
We could all say something along the lines of how we have now seen the light with the amount of harsh chemicals and how now we have found out she is just a sales woman and the whole thing has been a huge marketing ploy we feel so let down by our 'friend' Soph ATB X
People would read a review like that more open minded than s sheer slating review and then we may just slow the sales down and convert more people and wake them all up
As long as you have health, water, food and family you're life is perfect. Take it from me that an untidy house is a lived and loved house. If you've children, spend time with them. My son passed away 3 years ago and spending time with loved ones whilst they are here is better than cleaning yourself ragged just to feel like you're a part of something. Be a part of you're families life, clean when you need to. It will still be there later but you're family will be growing up around you and you'll not notice. Welcome to the forum. Big hugs to youHi everyone I started reading these threads a few days and want to introduce myself. I have followed Mrs Hinch for a while now, I even started my own Instagram page just to upload pictures of cleaning that I've been doing for years before she came along but I thoroughly got sucked into it all. I have taken a back seat recently because I've realised how bad it has all been for my mental health. I have been putting so much pressure on myself to try and keep my house perfect. I have a toddler a full time job and it just isn't realistic to keep up with it. I'm buying things I can't afford, missing out on family time, neglecting my husband so I can clean something I've already cleaned 100 times in the same week. It sounds so stupid when I write it down like that. I cried at work a few because I hadn't had a chance to do anything that morning and I felt like such a failure, that's when I realised how much this is effecting me. It's not like my house was unclean before all of this. I have nothing against her as a person but after reading this thread I can see how she targets people just like me. I have MH issues and at first it really helped me feel like I was in control of things but now I see I'm definitely not it's just unrealistic to keep up with it all then the feeling of being a failure sneaks in. I have her book coming today as I'd already preoerdered it. I'm waiting on a delivery from minky because for some reason I thought I needed £30 worth of different cloths. We are a normal working class family, I will never have a perfect new build show home and I feel like I'm no longer good enough at anything because I don't have these trivial things. This thread is definitely helping me see that I'm not alone and I can get over this feeling ,so thankyou all so much. I'm going to stop rambling on now but just wanted to say hello and that I am no longer describing myself as a "hincher"
As long as you have health, water, food and family you're life is perfect. Take it from me that an untidy house is a lived and loved house. If you've children, spend time with them. My son passed away 3 years ago and spending time with loved ones whilst they are here is better than cleaning yourself ragged just to feel like you're a part of something. Be a part of you're families life, clean when you need to. It will still be there later but you're family will be growing up around you and you'll not notice. Welcome to the forum. Big hugs to you
Very well said...I’ve been there! Just have this and that, before you know it you’ve spent £50
I will second that@MrsD33 bravo
Only started watching her today, watched a few of her cleaning highlights. Why the duck does she keep saying ‘minkeh’? It’s so cringe just say it properly you bleeping idiot
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