Mrs Hinch #119 Salt & Pepper pots galore and pond water casserole once more

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Feeling sorry for myself today. Back to work after a gorgeous year off with my little bundle of loveliness. Coming back to work has been so hard, I've called the nursery 100 times and just been on facetime to my babies now. I'm not watching any of her stories today, banging on about 'anxiety' and earning mega bucks for what most people do anyway; cleaning their homes. I'd give anything to be able to stay at home with my babies and soak them up. I would not be wasting my time cleaning a friggin hinge on my oven door or giving my babies a crappy piece of fake grass to 'play with' - they are only little for so long and it's frustrating to see that she isn't making the most of the time and money she has to make amazing memories with him. I've had a rant, I've had a cry and I just needed to get it out there.
 
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Is she really that dense she doesn't know the months of the year and how a calendar works? Flip me.
Was feb and before they left jamie took mirror down and did snacks on windowsill and said “oh I better take curtains down too!
 
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They seem to spend all their time in Tesco’s, I’m sure this is the third time this week alone!
Well imSure we Would all like to go shopping without worrying about the bill at the checkout

she just picks things up and chucks them
In!! Oh to be a millionaire! I wonder how much debt her Hinchers get in over her shopping trips!
 
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I’m just gutted we didn’t get a tap wank in the Hinch Bingo today, it would have been the perfect finish to her sink clean....I still laugh out loud just thinking of that phrase and can’t thank who ever it was of you lovely bunch who coined it enough :ROFLMAO:
 
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No wedding ring! Maybe Onslow has finally seen sense!!!

Shes having her original diamond set into a whole new setting with bigger diamonds either side/around it.


ALL PAID FOR BY HER LOVELY FOLLOWERS.

#thanksmugs #keepswiping #wontseeanyadsforthat

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I went to school with her, I didn't know her well but her and the "kids" would swan around school looking down on us mere mortals.

My parents live in Maldon and sometimes see her out. The first time they saw her, my dad didn't have a clue who she was and whispered to my mum "look, there's a drag queen" 😂

she does look very manly!
 
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I’m just catching up and I was going to write exactly this! The other dogs when she turns the camera round can be seen on leads with their owners, surely it’s responsible for owners to put them on leads in narrow paths like she is and if everyone else’s dog is on a lead? This actually pisses me off because the amount of arguments I have with people about this when their dogs run up to mine and mind are on a lead for a reason because they are both from Romania, don’t have great recall yet and will just bugger off if let off lead and Iv had my two 6 years! and one of mine hates dogs she doesn’t know, the amount of times a dog has run up to mine causing a scene and I’m trying to control 2 dogs going mental and then some stupid owner that isn’t calling their dog back! Not my fault if my dog ends up going for theirs! Tbh my dogs are small the pain in the arse one is a chihuahua so she wouldn’t exactly do much damage 😂 but it’s frightening to her having a dog Henry’s size running about near her and coming up to her, if other dogs are on a lead and keeping a distance then keep your own dog away!

sorry for the rant, I just hate crap dog owners! Hinch especially as she’s one of the worst! Overfed and used as an accessory treated like a baby, she treats him more of a baby than the actual human one!
Totally this, my old dog was attacked as a pup twice so was wary of other dogs and kept on a lead after but stupid arse dog owners lettin their dogs run abt and running up to him, we’d shout to them to put a lead on and theyd go it’s ok they’re fine! Yes maybe, but mine bloody isn’t!!!
 
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Yes! You put it much better than I did. She interacts more with the dog than she does with Ronnie. And if she wasn't sure what she could be doing (who even does!) then would you not get a bit of advice from a HV? They are so good these days (where I am anyway) and would be really open to offering tips.
So if she is doing thisalready, she would be showing it on her stories because that's the type of person she is.
Or she's not. In which case, it's a bit worrying for Ronnie.
I wish she would just stop using him for content. Focus on him. She's so unrealistic about motherhood. So many parents find this the hardest time of their lives, yet she makes it look like its playing with a doll and going shopping for tat. In real life parents have to juggle and struggle.

I wouldn't be surprised if some Hinchers want a baby because of how she presents it. Which would be incredibly sad because it's all so fake.
Some hinchers have already commented on Twitter (I want a baby now).

I’m sure Jamie took the mirror down BEFORE they went to Disneyland? Is she lying again? 🤔🤥
I think it was a picture he took down, the mirror stayed up
 
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Some hinchers have already commented on Twitter (I want a baby now).


I think it was a picture he took down, the mirror stayed up
It was the mirror, she did a big story of how they had bought it from Furniture Village when they first moved into the house and were broke and how gutted she would be if if got damaged
 
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Hi guyzzzzzz just wanted to share my during pics with you cos I know none of you will notice the blatant lies with ma storiesssssss.

P.s. it was actually a kitchen re-fit guyzzzz but it's okay cos we're all learning what that meanzzzz guyzzzz

All the best xx




Hole in the wall my arse she had a whole kitchen re fit the lying cow!!!
 
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Never want to knowingly defend her but we were a lot less well off (naturally) when we married almost 46 years ago. My original engagement ring has been well blinged out since then. I only wear a ring, eternity ring, wedding ring plus my mom's pearls and gold ear rings. So as we got better off OH wanted to buy me stuff but I just wanted to stick with that so we blinged my ring up and got it remade. If she has done the same well for once I can't call her out. In the case of full disclosure I have now got 4 other engagement type rings bought to mark milestones in my weight loss journey including gastric bypass I treasure all of them.
 
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I really wish Onslow would grow some bleeping balls. I find it really hard to believe that he was a top sales man when he follows her around like a puppy blowing smoke up her arse trying to avoid the inevitable melt downs.
Man the duck up Onslow! And sort your bloody wife out. ATB 😘
 
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Totally this, my old dog was attacked as a pup twice so was wary of other dogs and kept on a lead after but stupid arse dog owners lettin their dogs run abt and running up to him, we’d shout to them to put a lead on and theyd go it’s ok they’re fine! Yes maybe, but mine bloody isn’t!!!
I feel your pain! Our rescue is reactive due to no socialisation from her previous 3 owners. Watching that story filled me with rage! Off lead 'friendly' dogs are the bain of my life!
We've spent 2yrs retraining her very slowly, and have got her to the point of being able to pass a dog on the other side of the road with no reaction.
Then these twats appear and knacker your hard work in 5 seconds!!
As I've said before, shes a German Shepherd, so already people are blaming her as they've decided the breed are vicious 🙄 and more often than not she gets the blame.
Yeh blame her, the dog on lead, that I've desperately tried to move away, and called out to you asking nicely to clip your dog back on.
Depending on how bad it is, then these encounters can set her back days while she tries to destress, knocking all our hard work out the window.
Her behaviour there doesn't shock me, selfish fuckwit that she is
 
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