Mrs Hinch #100 Hinch’s threads have reached a century, let’s hope her sheep catch on eventually

[Whitelilac]

Why is she in another supermarket? We had a food shop on Friday, Tesco on Monday, Aldi yesterday and Morrisons today. They don't cook, she has cleaning products coming out of her ears and Ronnie's nappies are gifted to them. What can she possibly need now

 

[Eddypeter]

Whilst I agree we should all have social media free time most of us are adult enough to actually do this without making a song and dance. I mean I manage to do absolutely everything I need too and not neglect my child or duties and still flick and read if I have a spare half an hour. If I don’t have that time I don’t not feed my child or wash up so that I can look through social media/tattle lol - I find it so unbelievably unnerving that people actually have to make a pact with themselves that they will stay away. What a scary ass world.

 

[I don’t do eBay darling]

This is an interesting read

 

[Nortower]

Tattle bingo for tomorrow: she’ll come on pleeping about how much she knows it sounds strange, but she’s missed all you guyyyyyyyzzzzz!!!! With added neck tugging, and teary eyes.
I will also guess she’ll pleep on for 78 stories.

 

[Coconutbug]

I can't believe she's said as mum's we rarely go out and see friends, as if she didn't go to DOI and have her friends round for pizza and the week before that her mum had Ronnie for the whole day so she could clean

oh and I know it's being really pedantic but she went to the shops on her own literally a day ago to buy that stupid organiser.

Plus the fact that she has jamie home 24/7 to help and is never alone. Also appears she has a child who actually sleeps in the evenings so she gets those to herself anyway. (Which she spends wiping sink juice on her neck)

So you don't really have any idea what its like love.

 

[Elledoc82]

Just checked out the “Mrs.Hinch” spring floral wreath...£240!! I just don’t see how the bargain loving Hinchers don’t find this insulting. I wish I could put more eloquently how angry this makes me feel. Shopping in Aldi one minute then purchasing a luxury wreath the next. WTAF !! Cue the barmy army recreating the wreath with bargain flowers from the Range and posting them on their Facebook page! ( might make one myself actually...)

Her Hinchers will spend their housing benefit on the wreath to be just like their idol. It’s fine tho coz there is always payday loans to cover the rent that they haven’t paid. It’s fine guyyyz we are all in this together aren’t we

 

[Upyourshinch]

Haha Stacey is talking about her 24 hours from social media on loose women and said her and a friend did it , keep on eye out for another breakdown from our Soph because Stace didn't say her name lol

 

[CoffeeGossipRepeat]

Great news people, I’ve got Leona Lewis to agree to come sing for you all as you read this very special 100th thread! Listen out for the door she’s on her way. Congrats guyyyzzzzzz

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Unbelievable. I havent read the comments yet

Ooooh straight to comments. Always!

599 likes?! Wow!!

 

[Boredofgrey]

Wow. Less than 12 hours away and I’ve missed the grammar police and Hinch grinding with the zo flo. Did it remind anyone of the friends episode where Rachel tries to teach Monica to be sexy and and she rubs a knife against herself?????


Nah? Just me then?

 

[F the dust.]

It's been said I know it must have been said. But I'm saying it again. Her books in the fucking garage! How does she carry that huge ego around? Or is it product placement? Her book went to number 1. Aye cos she bought 357533 copies herself! Surprised there isn't a copy in her toilets...all they're good for, wiping your arse on.

 

[Dinosaurlover2019]

It’s been a long day and I’m late to the party but here we go guyssssssss

 

[something less identifiab]

Well, well, "bestie" Solomon Grundy has stepped in!! I think Grinch has got exactly the reaction she wanted from her. They will be sitting on Solomons sofa squawking away eating McDonalds today!!
This is exactly the attention she wanted from her, hence her weird erratic behaviour on NTAs day and since! She was pissed off and jealous as she's so desperate to be a 'Celeb' like Stacey. She got a taste of it at D on Ice, rubbing shoulders with 'celebs' that's what set her weird behaviour off this week.
This homely little wife, in her perfect cosy house, with her perfect little family isn't what she wants at all, it's all fake! She's absolutely desperate to have the same 'celeb' status as Stacey. Sadly, i also think she's desperate to get away from spending any time with poor Ronnie! She should have just stopped at having 1 child, Henry Lardarse.

 

[Elledoc82]

I love taking the piss out of Hinch and all her daily BS. I literally crack up on here at some of the stuff that’s said. but today when I saw that story of Ronnie looking up at her but she was looking into her phone camera actually made me a bit sad. I’m a mum of 4 and time really does go so quick when they are babies. She will never get this time back with Ronnie. She’s wasting this precious time on Instagram flogging a load of shit and acting like a knob. She’s clearly having some sort of breakdown at the moment going by tonight’s bizarre behaviour on her kitchen floor. Also where the fuck is J dawg and his wife beater vests??

 

[Itsyspider]

Sorry Sophie but the people I know who insist on putting their kids in Ralph Lauren are far from POSH

 

[DeeBee]

Spotted this earlier

 

[GildedButterfly]

OMG I just got attacked by a hincher.

All I did was comment nicely regarding a fire hazard (flowers on hobb) - the persons who’s account it was thanked me.

Then another user jumped in saying can’t believe they gave me the time of day and that it’s passed my bedtime.

Wtf is wrong with these people?

 

[Rockingrobin]

Just catching up! Gosh you guys move fast

I fell into the Hinch trap last year, it felt like it gave me a purpose at the time. I'm 25, have been disabled all my life and have chronic illnesses. Currently under investigation for MS as I may have been misdiagnosed. I couldn't keep up with the Hinching () because it was making me more ill but I was trying my best to keep up with everyone else. I have been reading gossip threads on various influencers for a few years now, so came across Hinches and saw the light

She's needed a social media break? From what? Stuff she's caused?

Try being 25, quite ill and can't work because of it and seeing everyone you grew up with establish their careers, going through uni (I had to drop out because of illness) and leading normal lives in their 20s all over social media. Something you thought you'd be doing as well but physically can't. Try having the guilt of seeing your partner go off to work for 40 hours each week to a job he hates, just because he wants to provide me with a good life.

It's not something I'd wish on my enemy, Hinch hasn't got a clue.

No point to this post, just needed a vent! Sorry

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

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Will people EVER learn?!

That is either the biggest plate or the tiniest hob I have ever seen

 

[something less identifiab]

What the fuck is wrong with her?
She's upset because Ronnie is dressed up and he's not been invited anywhere!!!!
WHAT!!!!!!!!