Mr Carrington

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The latest dumpster diving haul was so pathetic. A crumpled lamp shade? Two mini umbrellas?
Dude is delusional if he thinks these are great finds
 
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He took out valuable upper cupboard storage to have what? A blank wall with the world tiniest glass splashback. No tile, no shelves, just nothing! At least Luke did styled shelves, lighting and up to the ceiling tiles (even though I don't like them it's at least an attempt at a luxe look). Where are Mr C and Mr Mystery German keeping their food supplies, their plates? The Fairy liquid? Is it all under the sink? I'd go mad trying to cook in there and then no dishwasher even 😖.

The free stuff haul was pretty sad. Nothing special and just odd. He's either trash picking OR lusting over high end brand shoes etc. Pick a lane mate. Go the frugal recycling route or the wannabe luxury route. Both is strange and the look of your house is suffering.
 
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So "dumpster diving" gets my back up right away last time I checked we still had skips/bins in the UK 🙄
I sometimes think he struggles/runs out of ideas for content this one was really reaching tbh not sure how he managed to stretch it out to 19 mins 🤔
It always makes me laugh that his cats (not kittens) are desperately struggling to get away every time he picks them up 🤣
Agree about the kitchen why take away your storage space in such a tiny room think it looks awful and those tiles would look ok in a beautiful old cottage kitchen he lives in London why wouldn't you go for something slick and modern
 
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I don't think he cooks much! His idea of a night at home is McDonald's and a movie on the couch. Doubtful he values good quality meals

Cottage decor could look realy good if done right. Mr. C just sucks at design
 
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He chucks stuff in the crockpot and makes simple meals. He's shown reduced bits and bobs. I guess he buys what they need for that day or two as there's very little space for any pantry staples or large shops. He's away a lot as well.
 
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His cheapness bit him in the ass with his budget flight getting turned around . He was seething! I guess he does t have any content in the can so we got airport hotel tour and what's for dinner. He was traveling carry on only so short of clothes as well.
 
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I would have jumped on the train and spent the afternoon in Brighton. What was the point in wasting all that time at the airport.
 
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He put plastic on the sides of the couch so that the cats don’t scratch it. As if you need to be delicate with that weird ass couch. The entire space looks terrible actually
 
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The airport hotel was compliments of the airline so Mr. cheapo doesn’t care. A day trip to Brighton is not in his budget anyway
 
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He paid 280 pounds for a dirty Louis Vuitton bag with a huge rip. Dude got so duped
 
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He won’t be short of a few quid and yet everything he has or does is cheap, bargain basement, retrieved from a skip, charity shop toot.
 
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Mr. Cheapo was gifted a robot vac and god knows he needs it with those cats. He re-arranged the living room again as if the weird couch would look any better.

And what is up with him suddenly using the buzz word "Victorian home"? HIs space is nothing special considering all of the bargain car boot haul crap that he fills it with

Oh and whoever did the misaligned tiles above the sink should be fired. What a botch job. Why are the new tiles not aligned with the existing ones? Such a cheap ass. They also installed a shelf above the kitchen door - way to make your space looked more cramped.
 
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Mr. Cheapo was gifted a robot vac and god knows he needs it with those cats. He re-arranged the living room again as if the weird couch would look any better.

And what is up with him suddenly using the buzz word "Victorian home"? HIs space is nothing special considering all of the bargain car boot haul crap that he fills it with

Oh and whoever did the misaligned tiles above the sink should be fired. What a botch job. Why are the new tiles not aligned with the existing ones? Such a cheap ass. They also installed a shelf above the kitchen door - way to make your space looked more cramped.
He’s probably mentioning it because his fellow grifter mate Luke Catleugh mentions the house he’s merrily bodging is also Victorian, at every opportunity.
 
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Another weird triangular nook created. So weird! The shelf is necessary but he cheaped out yet again by using cheap metal brackets that don't match the other ones he has for the other shelf. It is details like this that make it look like a cheapo bodge job. He better not shut the kitchen door too hard or he will get brained by a tin of beans.
 
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